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Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:27:19 2011 No.7967054 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's about time I talked about Kiss-Shot-Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade. I believe it's something I have to do. I met her in the spring break between my second and third years of high school. That meeting had such impact, and was also quite devastating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:27:19 2011 No.7967059 dude what

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Oct 7 23:33:20 2011 No.7967077 File: 373 KB, 687x541, Autistic-Highschool-Student-Smirking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:34:49 2011 No.7967080 >>7967054 let it out broseph, the /jp/ team is here for you man

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Fri Oct 7 23:49:18 2011 No.7967110 File: 38 KB, 299x299, Cirno - Smug Fang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967077

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Oct 7 23:53:18 2011 No.7967116 File: 75 KB, 1280x566, Saber-receiving-her-monthly-autism-bux.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967110

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:53:47 2011 No.7967118 >>7967116 PAY THE DENBS LIBERTY :---DDDD

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Oct 7 23:55:19 2011 No.7967123 File: 103 KB, 1280x720, Saber-receiving-her-monthly-autism-bux.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967118 >>7967110

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Oct 7 23:55:49 2011 No.7967124 >>7967077 WHY YOU NOT PAY THE DENPTS LIBERT? ;;-DDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:56:48 2011 No.7967129 >>7967123 WE WANT THE DENBS LIBERTY:-DDDD GIVE US OUR DENBS :----D

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Oct 7 23:57:19 2011 No.7967130 >>7967123 listen to finland liberty, pay the denbs :--DDDD

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Oct 7 23:57:49 2011 No.7967131 File: 118 KB, 1280x720, Saber-in-Yurop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967129 >>7967130 >>7967124

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:58:22 2011 No.7967136 File: 110 KB, 411x651, 1318040240297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PAY THE DENBS LIBERTY :---DDDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:58:48 2011 No.7967133 >>7967123 >>7967123 PAY THE DENBTS NOW THAT YOU GOT YOUR BUX LIBERT :-----DDDDD

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Oct 7 23:58:48 2011 No.7967135 Infinite summer has reached its maximum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:59:19 2011 No.7967144 File: 17 KB, 336x474, spurdo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967131 WE KICK YU OUT OF EU LIBERT PAY THE DENBS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:59:19 2011 No.7967143 Finnish memes are scary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:59:22 2011 No.7967139 >>7967131 >>7967123 PAY THE DENBS NAUW LIBERT ;:;----VVVVVV

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 7 23:59:49 2011 No.7967141 >>7967131 WE KNO YU GOT THE MONES, PAY US THE DENBS xDlololololLOL

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Oct 7 23:59:49 2011 No.7967140 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, American-autist-looking-at-ZUN!bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967136 >>7967133

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:00:50 2011 No.7967146 File: 87 KB, 466x462, 1318039952437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] e/b/in

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:00:50 2011 No.7967147 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, Fate stay Night-Saber-looking-for-an-autistic-girlfriend.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967144 >>7967141

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:00:50 2011 No.7967148 >>7967140 PAY THE DENBS SPROLOLOL ::::---D-D-DDDD

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:01:50 2011 No.7967149 >>7967147 Listen to Finland. Pay the debts Greece.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:01:50 2011 No.7967150 File: 43 KB, 637x481, 1317994907679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967140 WE NOT STOP TU WE HAV THE DENBS LIBERT YPARY THE DEMBS

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:02:20 2011 No.7967151 File: 112 KB, 1280x720, Sion-dealing-with-a-neurotypical.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967149 >>7967150 >>7967148

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:03:21 2011 No.7967155 File: 5 KB, 200x192, 5629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967151 PAY THE DENPTS NAUW LIBERTY ::::----DDDDDD

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:03:24 2011 No.7967157 File: 74 KB, 1280x720, White-Ren-remembering-the-good-old-days.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967155

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:03:24 2011 No.7967156 >>7967151 FINLAND REPOT GREECE TO EU, WHY U NO PAY THE DENBS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:04:19 2011 No.7967162 File: 6 KB, 396x385, 1318041040760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] y u no pay denbts

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:05:19 2011 No.7967163
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>finally meet the autistic girl of my dreams
>go out with her, check out various places such as the anime store, gamestop and the local japanese restaurant
>go back to her apartment
>it's covered in Touhou merch
>it's like an autist's dream come true
>she boots up her computer which is covered in anime stickers
>Touhou wallpaper
>Higurashi desktop pets
>Hatsune Miku music player
>shortcuts for every doujin game
>she starts up Google Chrome
>Touhou add-on
>bookmarks for /jp/, doujinstyle, shrinemaiden, pooshlmer, possessedbyphoenix, /a/ and gaia online
>she spouts Touhou memes IRL at every given opportunity
>begin to cry tears of autistic joy
>wake up
>cry

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:06:20 2011 No.7967165 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, Squiddy-when-he-can't-post-on-jiepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967163 >>7967162

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:07:53 2011 No.7967170
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>/jp/ being slow
>shitpost to speed it up
>thread is hilarious
>can't stop laughing
>almost fall of my chair
>spaghetti fall out of my pockets
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to fuck
>bear disrupts desk
>gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to fuck
>update thread
>404 - Not found

FUCKING MEIDO

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:08:51 2011 No.7967173 File: 120 KB, 1280x720, Sion-looking-at-Jones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967170

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:09:21 2011 No.7967174 File: 162 KB, 1164x823, 131656768491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967165 GREECE

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:09:51 2011 No.7967175
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>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:10:21 2011 No.7967176 File: 256 KB, 1681x928, benis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967173 PAY THE DEMBS GREECE

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:10:49 2011 No.7967177 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, Autist-sees-your-penis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967175 >>7967174

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:11:21 2011 No.7967181 File: 110 KB, 1280x720, polite-corean.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967179

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:11:50 2011 No.7967179 >>7967173 >>7967177 U WANT TO BLAY GAME? WHY DONT YOU PAY THE DENBS GREECE :D:D

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:12:21 2011 No.7967182 File: 38 KB, 758x741, 1318039468102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] free da debts

Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:12:50 2011 No.7967183

>go to theatre alone
>be awkward social retarded nerd with close to no friends
>go to buy a ticket
>put money on the counter
>mumble the movie I want to see
>the lady selling tickets says "one more time please" and smiles awkwardly
>repeat it
>she says "i'm sorry, I don't understand you. I'll have to call the manager"
>by now everyone around me is staring
>I stutter out "n-no wa- wait"
>she's already gone
>I stumble towards the door
>Behind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir, you forgot your money!"
>I turn my head towards the manager
>He looks confused
>Teenagers are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
>I continue towards the door
>trying to pull the door open, it wont open
>A teenager walks up to me, laughs and says "it's a push door"
>People start laughing
>I start crying and yell "I know"
>Everyone is laughing at this point, even the manager.
>I run out of the theatre and towards the bus
>Miss it by a few seconds
>Someone is approaching me while I wait for the next bus
>It's the manager
>"Sir, here's your money"
>He's trying not to laugh
>I thank him
>As he walks away, he says "see you, PULL up to our theater at any time" while grinning
>While i'm sitting on the bus i'm thinking of good comebacks that I could've used.
>At home, too worked up to download the movie.
>My dad asks me why i'm home already
>I say "my friends couldn't make it, we'll watch it tomorrow instead"
>Next day I tell my dad that i'm going to the theater again
>I go outside and hide in the woods for 2 hours

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:13:50 2011 No.7967185 File: 268 KB, 1285x938, 131656762369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967179 BORGOT PICTUR :-D-:D:---DDD

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:13:50 2011 No.7967186 File: 100 KB, 1280x720, Autist-forgetting-his-grape-juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967183 >>7967182

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:14:22 2011 No.7967189 File: 125 KB, 917x708, 131656719890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967177 >>7967181 GREECE...

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:15:50 2011 No.7967190 File: 92 KB, 1280x720, saber1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967189 >>7967185

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:15:50 2011 No.7967191 File: 126 KB, 1365x936, kuruminha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967186 PAY THE DEBTS OR WE REPORT YU GREECE

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:17:50 2011 No.7967196 File: 45 KB, 1280x720, Saber-reaching-for-Grape Juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967191

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:19:27 2011 No.7967203 File: 156 KB, 392x3021, 131483715562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967196 GREECE YU HAVE MONY NAUW PAY THE DENBSD

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:21:21 2011 No.7967206 File: 88 KB, 1280x720, Sion-is-angry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967203

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Sat Oct 8 00:22:20 2011 No.7967210 File: 75 KB, 1280x720, Saber-getting-ready-for-grape juice-transfer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967208

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:22:23 2011 No.7967208 File: 93 KB, 999x770, 131483742758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967196 >>7967206

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:23:20 2011 No.7967212 It's sad when someone makes Liberty's posts look normal by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:24:20 2011 No.7967218 >>7967212 In the end what matters is that they're still shitposts and as such need to be reported.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:26:51 2011 No.7967221 File: 37 KB, 1140x852, mau.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7967212 >>7967218

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 8 00:29:21 2011 No.7967230 File: 50 KB, 211x251, 1241643230276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha, retarded Swede, we'll never pay the debts Amurrikah created, we will ruin global economy and let the Communists take over the world!

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