/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

nope.

Nein.

There have been quite a few times where I simply refused to eat because I wanted to keep playing games and watching the animoo.

Sort of. I have avoided eating food, eating or pissing for days because I don't want to meet my family downstairs.

Luckily I have my own place now, and life has improved in many subtle ways.

>>7948791
No, because that is alarming bad towards your later years. Stomach cancer stems from unclean bowels. Keeping the dirt in and the water out will kill you before you can become an Arch-wizard. Do you want that, /jp/?

Drink regularly. Stock up on liter bottles and fill them up. That way, you can dispense your chrysanthemum tea into the emptied ones. Sticking one up your butt for an enema helps too. Shit into the caps and turn it upside-down to hide it from sight. Stick your tiny dick up a freshly filled one to stimulate warm sloppy sex. Don't worry if your foreskin got peeled off, they're redundant after all. Infection? Get the axe. If government agents attack? You can toss them as distractions. As they might shoot at your pee bottles first, they will get splashed with your expelled liquid and dissolve.

That is the road to wizardry. Are you up for it?

>>7948821
Tell me more...

My room is at the end of a hall with two other rooms, and no one lives in them. There's one bathroom across the hall that only I use, so I use that as I please.

I also have many beverages right here in my room's mini fridge including juice, water, and occasionally beer if I can afford it. I also have a hot plate and a teapot in here and a lot of loose leaf tea so I have access to hot tea as well.

To eat in my room right now, all I have is a pound of in shell mixed nuts and ice cream. The nuts are new since they just arrived in stores and will be gone with the seasons but the ice cream is a normal thing. I usually keep atleast three different kinds of ice cream in here.

I keep some fancy dishes and cups in my room along with some cute dessert forks and long handled spoons.


Can't say I've ever had that problem OP.

The bathroom is beside of my room. A lot of the time I'll piss in the sink so I don't have to flush and alert everyone downstairs to my presence.

>>7948861
Have you ever gotten algae in your toilet? I realized hairy, grey algae in my toilet bowl the other day. I assumed it was from not flushing when I piss. I was going to see what would happen if I left it but my mother bleached the toilet bowl.

She also complains about the hair on the toilet bowl when she cleans it. No one's asking her to clean it though.

>>7948814
I wish I had my own place.

I just piss in my empty arizona green tea cans and toss them when ever.

>>7948871
It's worth it, even if you have to work. The most surprising thing is that your looks begin to improve significantly, at least in my case.

I live in a small 60 sqm apartment and the toilet is very close. A bonus, since I live alone I don't have to open and close doors, so that saves some effort

>>7948869
shit will collect on the side of the bowl regardless of flushing or not. Although, mine has certainly never gotten to the point where I could describe it as "hairy".

>>7948877
Its all in your head, your self image has improved.

>>7948877
I think I'll have to find work, I can't stand living with family any longer.

>>7948882
Probably.

I'm holding my piss even right now. Maybe my parents will leave the living room to have sex or something, so I can go to the bathroom and eat something.

Some of you people are gross. Staying inside all the time is one thing, but this is crossing the line. Take better care of yourselves, you bakas.

>>7948911
normal detected

Always OP, always.
The bathroom is just in front of my room but I'm still too lazy most of the time to get off my computer.

>>7948911

>>7948911
>>7948939

I always piss in a 2L soft drink container.

When I hit 64L, I throw them off my 6th floor balcony into the common area of the large Strathfield apartment complex I live in.

I do this about 4am in the morning on a Saturday morning. My estranged wife tells me that people believe that rowdy Anglos come through pissing on everything while drunk.

ha ha ha.

No but I usually restrict myself to only leaving my room when family aren't home.

>>7948949
What are Anglos?

>>7948956
A derogatory ethnic slur for skips.

Yeah. I even have an en-suite bathroom, too. I'm not pissing into bottles yet, though.

>>7948869

No, but I get a lot of mildew buildup and the bowl stains orange. I'd imagine it would be hard for algae to thrive with so much ammonia but I've been wrong before.

/jp/, what's the last thing you did that you were proud of?

>>7948987
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>>7948987
Didn't you hear me about throwing bottles of urine off the sixth floor?

>>7948987
I started a cock sucking thread a few days ago that got over 100 replies~

>>7948987
I got a score of 755k on the second nichijou OP

not using public bathrooms all day+grinding all day=strong as HELL bladder

>>7949034
kill yourself for playing hard mode or man up and play insanes

>>7949073
But I only just started passing hard mode. Know a good map to transition to insane?

>>7949075
whatever works, it's only a matter of grind