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This 3DPD appears in your room and promises eternal love and cocksucking. What will you do?

>> No.7937517
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7937517

Yeah

>> No.7937523

Lenfried is 50 years old so no thanks.

>> No.7937525

>3DPD

why do you even ask

>> No.7937531
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3DPG is and will never be able to homu homu properly. But i guess i would still keep her. She could make me food and do the housekeeping stuff.

>> No.7937532

Sure. My attitude towards 3D women has always been that if they show up at my door and throw themselves at me, then there's no reason I shouldn't accept, barring some sort of horrible disease or unfortunate psychological issues; but I won't exert any sort of actual effort to find or maintain that sort of relationship on my own part.

Of course, this hasn't happened yet, and I don't expect it too, but still, no reason I would deny it in such a case. I guess it's similar to if someone asked if you wanted a Ferrari or something. Most people would never actually buy one, and don't really consider it to be something they are missing or something that they need, but if you offered them one for free they'd most likely take it.

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>>7937514

>> No.7937555

>>7937514
Isn't she like, 100 years old?

>> No.7937556
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7937556

>Lenfried
So she well love me forever and i get to suck her cock?
Great!
This contract, i will sign it!

>> No.7937558

>>7937531
someone explain the ostrich to me

>> No.7937560

That depends, is she a loli?

>> No.7937573

Yes, but not her.

>> No.7937576

>>7937532

This, this line of reasoning exactly

There's no real reason *not* to. I mean, I'm doubtful of the "eternal love" bit, but hey, guilt free sex never hurt anyone

>> No.7937577

>>7937523
Is she really?

>> No.7937578

Can I have teenage Jessica Alba instead?

>> No.7937590

She's actually pretty ugly, so no.

>> No.7937589
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>>7937532
>>7937576
>>7937578

>> No.7937597
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I have a fist fight with her - if she wins then she gets her demands, otherwise I get to take my trophy.

I continue to fight crime by night, defending 2d and love as a masked vigilante.

>> No.7937596

>>7937514
>Lenfried
I don't even want second hand goods why would you think I'd want 500th hand goods.

>> No.7937605
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>>7937597

>> No.7937607

>>7937605
Pig delicious.

>> No.7937616

>>7937514
Does anyone have a link to her "Smack my witch" set?
I am unable to find the complete thing anywhere.

>> No.7937634

Lenfried? Not sure, maybe, as long as no unreasonable demands.
Different one? Maybe less or more, but I sure don't plan on actually seeking it.
Position is similar to >>7937532, but I'd obviously prefer someone who matches my tastes and has some common interests.

>> No.7937636

Portland, OR folks: Anyone want to get drinks and eat cake to celebrate 4chan's 8th birthday on Saturday? Let me know.

>> No.7937731

>>7937605
It looks like they did this on the roof of a con or something.

>> No.7937753

I don't want any 3D love.
It would be good if I got myself a personal sex slave.

>> No.7937755

>3DPD
>promise
I'm sure nothing can go wrong if you believe 3DPD's promises.

>> No.7937746

>>7937514
Love getting my dick sucked.
>>7937605
Love wet stockings.

>> No.7937749

It feels like I was on /a/ XD

>> No.7937764

I check for penor before accepting any offers.

>> No.7937821

>>7937764
I check for hymen before accepting any offers.

>> No.7938083
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>> No.7938096
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>>7938083
Best 3DPG homu homu yet. Because everyone knows that homu homu got a dick.

>> No.7938093

>promises
If I have learned anything from Madoka:
Ask her about the exact process of said cocksucking, define eternal, what she wants in exchange, will she do anything else besides that, etc etc.

>> No.7938100
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is washing my clothes/doing my dishes/cooking my food included?

because if not, fuck off 3DPD

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>>7937616

You are so clumsy, I downloaded and uploaded it in no time.

Just because I can do it, i-it's not like I did it for you or something.

http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/ZCULAKSO/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt1.rar_links
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/34P4RDVN/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt2.rar_links
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/0DZERFTM/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt3.rar_links
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/KAQXGYST/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt4.rar_links
http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/JGEWYZEQ/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt5.rar_links

>> No.7938492

I'm terrified to think of what Lenfried looks like in real life.

She's practically 2D in her photos, what with all that photoshop and airbrush.

>> No.7939263
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>> No.7939276

>>7938168
>No Mediafire
Fuck you

>> No.7939278
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>> No.7939286
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>>7938083
>>7939263
>>7939278
..I would hit it.
Infact i would hit it then marry it.

>> No.7939302
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>>7939278
You're doing it wrong. Homu doesn't wear these slutty fishnet pantyhoses!

>> No.7939304

>>7937514
>believing the lies of a 3DPD

NICE TRY

>> No.7939356
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As much as i hate 3DPD and all.
Lenfried is just delicious as hell.

That is after all the photoshop and makeup atleast.
Not sure if i want to see her natural.

Here have some more 3DP-Delicious.

>> No.7939383

>>7939276

I tried, but was ignored by that site.

http://www.mediafire.com/?w8g3qyijwe4eaqi
http://www.mediafire.com/?wnpse7x9k18o570
http://www.mediafire.com/?l48qi3ccvklobdq
http://www.mediafire.com/?koz76bebbaf6rhd

Part 5 here: http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/JGEWYZEQ/_C80__________________Predator_Rat__Smack_My_Witch_Up_pa
rt5.rar_links

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>>7937605
I REALLY want this set.

>> No.7939452

>>7937605
woah woah
is that ushijima?

>> No.7939472
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>> No.7939507

who's the girl that lenfried is groping in this set?

>> No.7939508
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7939508

Fuck her silly.

Now, I'm taking advantage of this thread.
So, sauceru S'il vous plaît.

>> No.7939513

>>7939508

The fuck is up with that water?

>> No.7939518
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>>7939513
Bath salts?, or... piss.

>> No.7939522

>>7939513
From my vast years of experience, it's certainly urine.

>> No.7939524

>>7939513
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotion_play

>> No.7939526

>>7939518
>>7939513
look at what the bathtub is made of...

its the color of the marble that is coming through the water...

>> No.7939526,1 [INTERNAL] 

Fucking 4chan. I tried posting the link to the whole set from >>7937605 and I got banned for "linking to refferal sites"? What the fuck...
Link I tried to post was http://www.filesonic.com/file/2020663481 btw.

>> No.7939547
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>>7939524
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotion_play

I think it's just water, it doesn't seem to be an overly viscous substance

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>>7939440

Granted!

http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/GV33XKCG/_C80__________________Honey_Bunny__Song_of_Sayaka_and_Ky
oko.zip_links

>> No.7939572,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7939526,1
Got auto-banned for a similar reason before, when trying to post the link to a VN translation patch. Always use tinyurl to be on the safe side.

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>>7939572
you are a god among NEETs

>> No.7939835
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7939835

For some reason noko in the email field doesn't work anymore.

>> No.7939851
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>3D
>Giving up Hitoha for that lewd whore
>Waifu's face when

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