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So

she pees on that bucket?

>>7881966
...

>>7882092

>>7881966
Most likely. Probably why she got thrown in a well.

>>7881966
Someone tell Usotsukiya to put her in Touhou Piss Book 3!

>>7881966
>>7882147
>>7882158
>youkai
>Human bodily functions

Keep dreaming.

>>7882162
Human bodily functions? No, it's referred to as "nature's call" for a reason.

>>7882167
Bodily functions or "nature's call", its delusional to believe youkai possess such things.

>>7882174
That depends on whether they're spirits or just animals like humans. While in the human world youkai maybe considered spiritual beings, they're just normal denizens in gensokyo. There's no reason to think anthropomorphic organisms do not need to excrete waste

>>7882181
Maybe beast type youkai

But Kisume isn't a beast type.

>>7882188
Well, maybe traditional Tsurube-otoshi aren't, but since everyone is turned into a little girl in Gensokyo, there's no reason to think they've acquired a human body with all the exterior appendages and body shape and yet do not have any of the same inner organs

Actually, the way Gensokyo works, the more you disbelieve in such things, the more likely it will happen!

>>7882202
Or your own silly human libido talking, gensokyo doesn't need to conform to your petty physiological rules.

>>7882162
Then, I'd like you to tell me where the human meat goes after being consumed.

>>7882230
In to your imagination for more boring fantasies, Gensokyo does not use reason or logic, the sooner you abandon those the better.

>>7882238
Logic is one thing, bodily function is another. Otherwise they wouldn't need to eat either.

>>7882294
That's the thing, they don't need to eat.

Buckets of fun.

Kisume is very shy and very cute!

>>7885305
Those feet are way too lewd...

>>7885316
REBEL

>>7885320
Could you post the original please

>>7885325

>>7885331
read this with Heavy's voice.

>>7885316

So rebellious indeed.

What if her body is the bucket? Her innards are linked one with the bucket, much like a snail and its shell. Imagine that all that she consumes are converted into mucous-like substance kept in her bucket-shell, moisturizing her organs and genitalia. Periodically, the shell sheds and the mucous hardens to keep a consistent cycle of thinning and thickening of her bucket-shell, hardening it in the process, much like an aging snail.

Her yukata is probably the equivalent of the fleshy fin-like parts on the sides of a snail. If so, it will probably bloom like a flower during mating routines, again, much like a pair of snails would.

If all above are true, then she'll probably sport her penis at you during sexy time, insisting to get penetrated by you and to penetrate your anus at the same time for the entire mating period.

Finally, imagine that you're both doing a SM play where you cut off her erect tower of a penis, to which she'll react as if in pain and writhe and curl around her shell on the floor, leaking clear white fluid onto the floor. The next day, she will turn up even sluttier and with a complete penis. Now even more massive, she'll probably insist to do you first tonight.

Steel yourself for snail sex, anon.

>>7885406
Let's not think about it

>>7885406
Behold!

>>7885431
Fucking captcha

I imagine her bucket smells of freshly carved wood.

>>7885967
No, it smells like dirty little girl who hasn't showered in days.

>>7886334
>>7886334
what does unwashed little girl smell like?
I know when I don't bathe, I start to smell like sweaty dick and balls.

>>7886352

Hang on, let me check my basement.

>>7886352
Sweaty tits and puss.

PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY TOP

Ran kinda looks like a kitsune, you can't unsee it.

>>7891927

...that bucket seems to fit well.