/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'd like a smoke, but it's expensive and I'm too afraid to leave my room to obtain more.

But I do smoke, faggot.

I don't want to waste my money on something like that.

Because is like burn the money.

my mom bitches enough about having to buy $5 packs to scare me away from it

And I also don't like the thought of having to drive to the gas station at 3am because I'm having a craving.

I actually tried to start a smoking habit but quit after two months because it wasn't enjoyable.

I still have my sense of smell, that's why.

Why the hell would you smoke cigarettes of all things? There are plenty other drugs which can make you feel better and don't have nearly as much disgusting shit in them as cigarettes.

Smoking is only good if you cheaply roll your own and you're one of those people who can control themselves and only smoke 3-4 a day, if you smoke more than that you won't get a buzz you'll just be making the cravings go away.

I'd prefer to spend my money about other stuff. And I don't have any stress or anxiety browsing here.

Smoking, like drinking, is a tool used for socializing.
Have a light, bud?
Wanna go grab a beer?

"Sorry, I don't drink." "I've quit smokin." are the best phrases I can think of for isolating myself without sounding rude.

>>7847059
What else are you going to waste money on? Figmas? They're both a sense of pleasure and escape. What's the difference?
>>7847061
Just go at night to the gas station and ask for your favorite pack. No one will be there. And it's not any more expensive than having to eat food every day is. Ask your mom to give you money and say you're just going to buy some food. She'll be too proud that her underweight and pale son is finally going to start eating more and going outside to say no.
>>7847062
Good on you, buddy.
>>7847069
Buy bulk.
>>7847070
You were smoking the wrong brand, dude. Start up again. I recommend Newport or Parliament.
>>7847074
Don't be a pussy. You don't lose your sense of smell.
>>7847083
Cigarettes are legal and socially acceptable unlike any other drugs.

>>7847097
>Cigarettes are legal and socially acceptable unlike any other drugs.

You're talking to /jp/ here.

>>7847097
> No one will be there
Except for the cashier. I'm more afraid of the cashier than I am of random strangers walking about and ignoring me. I'll only do it if you can give me a way to face the cashier that doesn't involve being wasted out of my mind.

>>7847123
Buy cartons online.

>>7847123
Dude, trust me. The cashier doesn't care about you. Plenty of people come into the gas station high and drunk at as hell at night doing retarded shit. Most of these people are disgusting, smelly, bearded, fat, or homeless. He's seen it all. Just walk in, go up to the counter, ask for a pack of your favorite brand, pay, and leave. He won't say anything except how much it costs.

>>7847136
I don't know why I didn't think of that. I think I'll check that out.

>>7847143
You won't cure my social phobia that easily.

>>7847147
I will if you smoke a cigarette. Once you start smoking you'll mellow out and come in to buy packs regularly without any problem. If you're that worried, just go grocery shopping with your mom and ask her to buy a pack for you.

>>7847155
>mom
If you're trying to get someone to smoke, that's honestly the worst thing you could recommend. Mothers never want their children to smoke. Unless they're bad mothers.

>>7847155
So how much did cigarette companies pay you to come and advertise their product to the social rejects at /jp/? It's probably because cigarettes are out of style with kids now that not smoking is the new cool thing to do.

>>7847097
>Cigarettes are legal and socially acceptable unlike any other drugs.
No, you piece of shit.