/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Feels pretty good. Lots of stroking is involved.

those are fighting words, koishi

Amazing. Probably as good as killing a man. What does shlicking feel like?

>>7838484
Tiring, not really worth it. It'd be good if you could do it 3 or 4 times in a row, but it's a lot of effort for not much reward.

i always wanted to fuck koishi while im hitting her and she screams for more

>>7838510
you can't do it 3 or 4 times in a row?

that's a shame

>>7838510
No kidding. Takes me like 30 minutes to fap, and the average male orgasm lasts a few seconds or something?

Actually I don't think I fapped yesterday. Usually do it once a day, but I forgot.

maybe, like eating your favourite dish until your stomach is completely filled.
no. uhm...damn, it's really hard to explain. it's like explaining the colors to a blind person.

>>7838524
my orgasms are longer. 5-6 seconds probably. and I keep ejaculating when the orgasm stops.

Feels great at first. But if you do it too long without coming, it feels disgusting.

Like "losing a part of yourself" disgusting.

>>7838556
what do you mean?

This is disappointing, I thought this was a socks thread

I really want to translate this image as "Fuck me? No, fuck YOU."

>>7838567
>touhou socks book.rar
it's beautiful...sometimes I feel a strange fuzzy feeling watching all those cute little toes...

>>7838567

SOCKS

>>7838570
Oh you're still around. You disappeared for awhile back. What happened? I assumed you were imprisoned for something or another given the situations in some of our previous conversations.

Like scratching a really good itch without the pain.

>>7838605
Got a job. Still no home, but very soon now.

>>7838620
Ah so you disappeared for the same reason I did. I've been working too. Good luck with your goals, as I am sure they are not work centric.

>>7838641
>>7838620
what the fuck. go play spyes on irc or something

I've heard fapping stimulates the same parts of the brain that eating chocolate does. So, go figure.

But I do wonder what shlicking feels like.

>>7838777
>But I do wonder what shlicking feels like.
This.

>>7838791
I usually masturbate with a vibrator externally, but I'm pretty sure the sensations are similar between men and women.
Only, the male brain doesn't complete explode when he orgasms, he's still functional. Women can't think as clearly, which is sometimes unpleasant.

Just fapped, it was ok

until i stumbled upon some pictures of my beloved one.

>>7838872
The male brain is actually only functional after you cum.
Its like a case of Beer goggles, just a hundred times worse.

Horny goggles are dangerous.

>>7838872

If you fap while standing and you have a particularly good orgasm it may be hard to stand. But like mentioned, it's only for a few seconds.

Don't nips make it a sport to learn how to cum extremely quickly? I've got a lot of fetish material that allows me to get it over with in 5 minutes or less if I want but it won't be a high quality orgasm.

>>7838899
This explains it perfectly.

>>7838899
This. Male libido can "trick" you into doing things you feel disgusted you did after you orgasm.

Also,
>brain completely explodes
Dayum. Do you girls also ahegao?

>>7838524
How do you fap in the military ZUN... how do you find privacy. This is an important question that will effect the outcome of my life.

>>7838777
imagine your brain turning into butter, your muscles tensing, and and your insides feeling like they're going to explode

>>7838935
I'm really glad that I cum after I orgasm, because the entire time I'm fapping I'm thinking "today's the day I lick up my jizz." Every time.

>>7838872
Wow, didn't know that actually happened. I guess I assume 2d shit is unrealistic, and when I watched 3d porn I assumed it was acting.

I've also recently been wondering whether or not women can feel "the pleasure of being cummed inside". I mean its already warm and gooey in there, so I imagine maybe they can't even feel it... but in my totally realistic 2d porn the women always love being cummed inside!

Making women feel good is my fetish. This is important knowledge I would even be willing to consult /soc/ about.

>>7838916
I fap once or twice a day, and I've gotten to the point where I can usually do it in under two minutes.

>>7838964
If you let your cum out without a full orgasm (relax your penis and don't touch) then you'll stay horny and have no problem drinking it. I read that somewhere.

>>7838964
You haven't lived until you've lain on your upper back, put your feet behind your head, and fapped, cumming all over your own dirty cumslut face.

Seriously, try it. Post videos.

>>7838969
I've actually tried that before.

You know what happens? Once I get some in my mouth, my libido breaks the Scouter, I orgasm as fast as I can and then spit it all out because it feels gross again.

Eating your own semen is suffering.

>>7838970
I have done this once. I will not do it again. It seems being gay would never work out for me.

>>7838974
I was going to do it one time after I hadn't fapped in a week. It was going to be great. But I fucked up the maneuver and came normally.

>>7838970
Could've probably done this ten years ago, but by now it'd probably break my back.

>>7838979
That's not fucking up. Fucking up is when most of the cum just jams inside your dick, doesn't give out enough pleasure and you can't continue fapping to let the rest out because of the refractory period.

How much mental energy or effort is involved in getting an erection?
I realize it's somewhat difficult to quantify, but surely there's some way of describing it that gets the idea across?

>>7838979
Something about this post just made me smile and say "/jp/" out loud.

>>7839000
It's like ascending to the next level of super saiyan.

>>7838970
Don't do this. I tried it and had to go to the chiropractor for months to get my back fixed.

>>7839003
You mean in the later half of the series when going Super Saiyan takes no effort whatsoever

>>7839000
Effort? Normally none at all. It just kind of happens, sometimes whether you want it to or not.

>>7839000
Well there's always random boners that pop up that require nothing, but actual erections take a bit of "mental energy" for me. like, if I don't have something to fap to in front of me I can't really do it, or it takes a LOT of lewd thoughts and focusing. Its extremely hard for me to fap in the shower for this reason. It's probably different for every person. I also don't really get much physical pleasure, for instance just playing with my dick does nothing for me, I have to find something erotic, and even then I don't need physical stimulation. I doubt I could be raped. Well, other then my butt.

>>7839008
Probably had something to do with the fact that you're a fat fuck.

>>7838965
>Making women feel good is my fetish.
This is me. I get off best to when the girl is having the time of her life. I care not for the other party involved. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just really weird.

>>7839000
Most of the time, you just need a mental stimulation and enough room for blood to flow in. After that, it feels as if you have high blood pressure in that one spot (which is essentially what it is) plus the horniness.

>>7839000
It depends for me. Usually boners are random but when I decide it's time to fap I think to myself "I'm going to fap, time to find some material" Generally takes a good 10~ minutes of browsing to get a good erection and spend another 30 minutes fapping.

How long does it take for women to orgasm? I've wondered because in almost every 2D porn I've seen both parties orgasm at the same time. I keep thinking how often this even occurs.

>>7839025
Also, sometimes /jp/'s fanfics can get me really hard just reading some of them for some reason...

>>7839025
You're not alone. I love ero where the girl gets fucked absolutely silly, the look of pure ecstacy on her face gets me off more than anything.

>>7839040
Well it's not even when they're getting fucked. It could be just them masturbating or touched by someone else not involving a penis.

>>7839045
That works too, I was talking more about the ahegao aspect of it rather than the actual sex.

>>7839025
No, I have that too, I guess it's pretty normal.

>>7839054
True, I have no idea why though. I seems most guys tend to just want to fuck and not think about what the girl feels...

Why the fuck am I the virgin?

>>7839040
>>7839025
Well that's why stuff like this

>>7838935
>>7838996

Is such a turn on. I fap more to the faces in 2d porn.

>>7839059
I know that feel bro. I know that feel all too well.

>>7839060
Yeah, sometimes when I'm fapping and I see a "good face" I cum too early.

>>7839059
They're savages, and we're refined gentlemen who put our women before ourselves.

Really, though, it makes sense because if the girl is having the time of her life, it means you're not only doing your job, but you're doing it well. Every guy wants to feel like a stud, I guess. Personally, I just want the girl to feel good, and part of me wishes I could be them.

In any case, I really don't think 3D sex is anywhere near as exciting as my chinese cartoon porn. If it was, I might actually put out some effort to get some.

i get off to 3DGuro

>>7839073
>Personally, I just want the girl to feel good, and part of me wishes I could be them.
I agree. Sometimes ahegao face will make me think how awesome she is feeling right now.

The rest of your post makes me wonder if I'm responding to a troll though.

>>7839059
>Why the fuck am I the virgin?
Besides the obvious reasons for that, women genetically crave alpha males that in turn don't care for them, which obviously conflicts with their personal wants.

This is the main reason why Men are "simpler", or easier to understand. We don't have some internal conflict inside us with nature. As far as that goes all we have to battle is the urge to mate with every attractive women.

This is my professional virgin analysis.

>>7839071
I'm starting to believe the face is one of the main stimuli, if not THE main one. I mean, just think about it, imagine you have a picture of a girl orgasming, pose and everything, but she has a poker face. No half-opened eyes and mouth or anything. I'm sure the effect wouldn't be half as strong.

>>7839079
Thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jpg

Why are humans so despicable?

/jp/ - 3D girl lovers

>>7839083
We're just animals. Not like we evolved to make girls feel good, we personally have just seen to much porn. Most societies don't give a shit about pleasuring women, hell in the middle east they mutilate girls specifically so they can't feel good and hate sex.

Oh god it's like I walked straight into /adv/

>>7839082
Your post reminded me of this for some reason.

>>7839084
Who's talking about 3D in here?

>>7839078
No troll, just casually rambling about the matter at hand. Sorry if it came off troll-like.

Now that I think about it, people like us are probably virgins because of our "beta"/pedestal mentality, if that makes any sense.

>>7839084
No way. Ahegao doesn't exist in 3D.

>>7838965
Making 2D women feel good? Understandable. I would gladly do so and enjoy it if it were even possible.

3D cunts? No fucking thank you. I never gave two fucks about this even when I was more of a normalfag that had girlfriends. They're all ridiculously selfish in bed anyway.

>>7839103
From experience, how often did you both reach climax at the same time?

>>7839025
Same here. That feel when you still haven't made a woman feel good and have her brain explode due to pleasure (because you're a virgin).

>>7838936
Lower ranks share rooms. It's just like having a roommate in college or whatever. After a few years and ranks you can move off base. You need to look this up yourself because it varies from service to service.

When you're deployed and sleeping in a tent you'll just set up a privacy curtain. Hope you can stealth fap.

Good ol' active duty. Can't say I miss it much, but it also wasn't too bad either.

>>7839112
Never, even when we were trying for it. Women can naturally last a hell of a lot longer than men (literally about 5x as long), and they usually don't even feel that great from penetration alone to boot.

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/y/

>>7839115
>That feel when you still haven't made a woman feel good and have her brain explode due to pleasure (because you're a virgin).
That feels provides varied and confusing emotions.
>>7839119
That's interesting considering almost every piece of porn involving a male and a female fucking reach climax at the same time.

>>7839127
>That's interesting considering almost every piece of porn involving a male and a female fucking reach climax at the same time.
I don't even know what you're trying to do here.

>>7839126
/y/?

>>7839103
very well

I just wanted to know these things because I think it would be more erotic to me if my 2d porn had some sort of base in reality.

I think the only reference to 3d here was why we are virgins if our fetish is pleasing women. I think we'd all prefer to think we could please our waifus in bed... not that we would ever defile them.

>>7839127
In 2D, yes. In 3D porn that shit doesn't happen unless the woman is faking it, and 95% of the time you don't even get that much.

>>7839132
Of course we would all learn to please our waifus, but that's a given. 3D shit has nothing to do with this, however.

>>7839133
Not trying to debunk your post, I was merely stating a fact that it was interesting. You read too far into my post.

To make this current post better:
Peeing from reaching climax is my fetish.

>>7839131
Yes, because you're all FAGGOTS

>>7839132
>I think it would be more erotic to me if my 2d porn had some sort of base in reality.

Pic related

>>7839152
Yeah I never quite understood the tears usually depicted in doujinshi.

>>7839152
The extremely loud boner-killing screeching is unfortunately accurate.