/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You see, I didn't want to make a new thread for this, and here you go doing it, why.

no /jp/ no life yanaw

It's like I'm looking at a moonrune thread on /jp/, except the roles are reversed!

>>I don't speak English very well, sorry.
>If you don't speak English,you must not be survive in global society.
>so I wanna teach you how to speak English.
>To begin with, you have to bolster your English listening skill.
>For instance You should try to listen foreign broadcasting like CNN,BBC
or visting web site for learnig English,Perhaps such a site set up Listenig section, so don't worry:)
>then, You try to talk with foreign people!
>You can talk them via Skype.
>perhaps you tend to give up at first, because of talking difficulties.
>However You must withstand . Because all of the English speaker except for native has experienced such difficulties!
>You can do it!

His own faulty English aside, that's so heartwarming.

>>7822254
Was about to comment on that. For the people who suggest learning Japanese by watching anime.

I am impressed.

ho↑mu↓？

>english speakers are arrogance...

>>7822254
I'm not sure if it's sincere or he's mocking us.

http://2chnull.info/r/dejima/1210165755/1-1001

>>7822307
It could make sense in some sort of poetic way

but something tells me he wasn't going for that approach.

>>7822316
>then.... i am a eraser

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>7822332
Fail.

>>7822285
Its actually surprising how much Japanese I can recognize without trying just from watching too much shit. Obviously I couldn't read one thing, or produce anything.

As someone studying a different language, listening is by far the hardest part to learn. There is nothing better then media to learn. I wish media existed in the language I'm learning, but I'm stuck with a few shitty quality news websites.

There's plenty of Hispanic kids that learned (bad) English just from cartoons and movies and tv.

I want to post on Japanese Chan too. I want to ask them very important question. How is it possible?

>>7822332
This further proves that they're trying to act like us.

Heh.

>>7822347
You never will, you are filthy GAIZIN

>>7822348
Number 53 here:
http://2chnull.info/r/dejima/1210165755/1-1001
Even used the word "anon". I guess it's either an english speaking channer or a japanese that frequents english chans.

>>7822364
This one is one of us who decided to go there and be a grammar nazi.

>>7822285
Well, immersion is immersion.

>>7822387
Yet fails to use things like "a" or "the"

>>7822387
I want someone to link them to this thread and see what happens.

>(monotone-voice)

>>7822447
How does one use exclamation points in mono-tone anyways

Why do they bother learning English?
Machine translation will fix everything in at most a decade

>>7822462
>Why do they bother learning English?
But they don't.

>>7822462
>Machine translation will fix everything in at most a decade
Do-ho-ho.

>>7822462
>Why do they bother to learn English for?
>Machine translation is the best way to resolve all of the year.

>>7822341
>>7822332
Maybe he was correct on what he said. Maybe he has had it with gaijins ever increasing presents and he is saying he wants to leave his beloved country. For good.

>>7822814
Some kind of reverse weeaboo?

>>7823024
I mean that he was going to kill himself.

>>7823029
Well leaving a country is seldom associated with killing yourself unless you're moving in to a warzone or something, my apologies for my misunderstanding it.

>>7823048
Well I figured most people would understand with out me having to actually point out.

>>7823060
Nope, not really.

Hi 2chan!

Sanae a slut

>>7823672
FUCK YOU FUCING SAKUYAFAG GO DIE MOTHERFUCKERINGCOCKSTAINWASTEOFLIFE PIECE OF SHIT

>>7823696

>>7823368
Futaba is not watching you, attention-whore.

How does it feel /jp/ that 2chan speaks okay English despite hating us and you can't even speak a little Japanese?

>>7823762
Considering speaking english is many times more useful on a worldwide scale, not too bad.

>>7823762
おれのちんぽをさぶれよ

>>7823762
Feels bad man.

>>7823762
Feels like I don't give a shit man

>>7823712
dont ask

I got a successful japanese proxy connection, but futaba knew it was a proxy, and could not to post.

>>7822180
Not so good I think.

being english is arrogance

>>7824116
>I want to KUMORASE a face of Hutochang...

>>7822180
How is that single Touhou thread better than our 500 Touhou threads combined?

>>7824129
because they take it easy

>>7824129
Because they have their own touhou board

>>7824129
Own touhou board, and they tend to be more self-conscious people

Maybe you should learn from them.

>>7824134
Why are we still here? Everyone is waiting for us at Pooshlmer!

At some point on 2chan they've linked to a thread on /jp/ where people were typing in Japanese and said the same thing we said.

>>7824139
Huh.
>>7824148
I want to do that but same problem as another poster ITT.

The thread is pathetic.

Anyone from a country that doesn't has English as a the first language knows how important it is to learn it. I personally was already speaking fluently when I turned 14, if that thread is any representation on how the average Japanese person understands English then I really feel sorry for them.

>>7824171
Chrome is a good-for-nothing.
So I cannot understand your message.

why does futaba have a completely different touhou powerlevel chart to us? apparently reimu and yukari aren't in the strongest tier, in their opinion.

>>7823762
English is not even my first language.

And I speak shitty supermarket German as a third language. I don't want to make Japanese a fourth language.

>>7824182
>Reimu
>Strongest tier
lolwut, sir?

Half of the people on /jp/ are Brazilian and not don't know what good English looks like. So, of course, they see that thread and think all the posters are from here, and they freak out.

>>7824182
>>Kanako in highest

It looks like they base their tiers off official sources rather than doujinshi.

>>7824182
Maybe they do a bit more thinking than "my touhou can kill you're touhou". Asians tend to be obsessive about things, so they may take their powerlevels seriously

>>7824184
I know English as first language, understandable Russian, basic French, and I still want to learn japanese

Half of the people on /jp/ are Brazilian and don't know what good English looks like. So, of course, they see that thread and think all the posters are from here, and they freak out.

>>7824171
English is pretty much a mandatory thing there, or at least strongly encouraged. So they're stretched pretty thin on people who actually know english to a teaching level.

>>7824200
Mostly for me it was all the "wtf lol" I was seeing, I didn't suspect they were from /jp/ however.

>>7824182
here's an alternative anon-san's opinion chart. still no yukari. it seems that the japs don't think highly of her as much as we do.

>>7824182
ours for comparison

>>7824209
and here are some hexagon charts as well, from the futaba toehoe board.

>>7824212
Ours ain't bad at all actually. Just gotta switch around Batman and Shiki.

>>7824217
>Ohayou touhous

Oh fuck, that was from there?

I feel retarded now.

>>7824220
How long until they become property of Reddit?

>>7824224
They aren't wacky stickmen, so never.

>>7824224
420 years

Pretty Little Sanae Chan Yeah Yeah

>>7824234
Haha, I was gonna post that.

>>7824220
You must've only seen the ohayou on the last thread, Futaba gets mentioned frequently on them.

>>7824224
2hus aren't /b/ material, so I don't think they'll catch on in reddit, tumblr and all those.

>>7824234
whats "honsure" anyways.

>>7822316
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

So is this thread just repost time or what?

Satori-chan
Show me your Ass Hole !

このスレは古いので、もうすぐ消えます。

>>7824272
Seems so. But, some of these are pretty damn funny.

>>7824286
I imagine they think the same of the occasional Japanese threads we have.

これは何か？

>>7824290
Yeah, but I know I cannot into Japanese. Still trying, though. Probably the same for them.

>>7824139
That place is full of selffelatio-ing faggots who think they're too good for the board.

>>7824293
English comprehension for them is a little more consistant, or at least more common than Japanese comprehension is for here.

>>7824292
それは東方モンだ
バカじゃん？

>>7824182
>Flanders in 1st & 4th tier
>Mokou in 5th tier even though Kaguya is in first
>Sakuya and Reisen 1 tier over Marisa
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GRAPH EVEN ABOUT?

http://www.walfas.org/flash/create.swf
make hentai pics plz...XD

>>7824321
That's Toyohime

>>7824182
Looks like whoever made that likes his moonbitches.

>>7824336
Was that the moon princess sister that we didn't see do shit or the one that fought the touhou-moon-exploration-team?

>>7824348
Toyohime made Yukari shit her pants, she's the classic omnious older sister that has a beyond-godly power that appears in most fantasy series.

>>7824348
What's it matter, both are in the top tier anyways.

>>7824336
>>7824364
Toyohime is Yukari's counterpart as Yorihime is Reimu's counterpart. She also has a type of boundary manipulation ability and she manipulated Yukari's boundaries. However Yukari was also a decoy so it didn't matter to her

It's too bad they're not popular or we'd have an h-doujin interpretation of that happening...

SSiB a shit

>>7824417
Oh boy I can just see it now.

Its a sport, who can gap something into the other's vagina first.

>>7824420
Japan needs to get an artist on this ASAP.