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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:04:43 2011 No.7790869 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine Patchy awkwardly trying to initiate sex with you

>>	MikoSpark !LxOkYUyhvs Fri Aug 26 14:05:42 2011 No.7790874 Ok

>>	wtH !HELLB/V.96 Fri Aug 26 14:08:13 2011 No.7790880 File: 177 KB, 866x720, autism33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OK i already did and it was awkward as HELL, prize pl0xs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:08:43 2011 No.7790882 >>>/e/ >>>/h/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:10:42 2011 No.7790888 Imagine eating out Patchy while holding her hand to comfort her

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 14:13:12 2011 No.7790899 File: 479 KB, 800x600, patchysakuyarags.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fragile exactly is Patchy? If I lick her, will it be safe and pleasureable or will it be like rubbing with a potato grater, trauma included?

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:13:42 2011 No.7790901

Her greasy hair hangs down from her unwashed head as I feel her jelly rolls press against my stomach. She opens her mouth, but I can't hear what she has to say, as the stench of tooth and gum decay paralyze me.

She takes off her clothes, as the scent of dried, crusty shit fills the air. I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:15:14 2011 No.7790903 >>7790899 Safe, pleasurable and tasty. Just make her feel comfortable while doing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:16:14 2011 No.7790906 >>7790899 >rubbing with a potato grater Good fucking god, do you have a cat's tongue or something?

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 14:20:43 2011 No.7790915
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>>7790903

Okay, so I won't accidentally maim and devour her. That is always a start.
Or rather, if I had any particular attraction to Patchy, it would be a start. But I'm certain there are plenty of mage lovers out there willing to take that place and more.

>>7790906

Not that I know. Just preparing for the worst case scenario.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:23:16 2011 No.7790925 File: 322 KB, 651x724, 328b3e93ce798944a2ac732daff34470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:25:45 2011 No.7790929 File: 140 KB, 787x905, 1311962400233.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine Patchy awkwardly trying to initiate her explosive charges.

>>	Nipaah !desuV9JP12 Fri Aug 26 14:26:14 2011 No.7790930 File: 94 KB, 1440x810, 1312648865851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7790901 NEET sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:27:14 2011 No.7790934 >>7790929 Strangely nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:27:44 2011 No.7790933 File: 60 KB, 500x570, 1242192089830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy's body is full of mercury and arsenic. I wouldn't want to get near her, much less exchange bodily fluids with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:28:14 2011 No.7790938 File: 2.11 MB, 1076x1519, 64cf72601ffd0807be2914e7a53e8e53.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh no, look what happened completely by accident

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:29:45 2011 No.7790942 >>7790929 Imagine when you find out that all those explosives are just vibrators and detonating them makes Patchy shoot cum everywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:32:14 2011 No.7790952 File: 286 KB, 1020x878, 49be45fc6c1e78c6d9747d8f96f49c3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:35:15 2011 No.7790964 File: 435 KB, 960x690, None [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...ready?

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 14:35:46 2011 No.7790962
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>>7790925

What part of "doe noe call up any that you cannot put downe" was too hard to understand?
Athough warnings may not be necessary as Patchy can more than likely put "downe" whatever the teeth belongs to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:37:15 2011 No.7790973 >>7790962 I like to think it's a xenomorph

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:38:45 2011 No.7790976 >>7790964 HNNNNNNNNNNNG Though that guy should be gently stroking Patchy with his free hand to soothe her

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 14:45:45 2011 No.7791008 File: 170 KB, 500x740, patchyround.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7790973 Probably. Doesn't seem to be a lot of other predators with teeth like those.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:45:45 2011 No.7791005 Imagine Patchy trying to deepthroat you, only to forcibly pull away, coughing heavily and grasping for her inhaler.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 14:49:45 2011 No.7791022 I would tenderly love her oppaimanko.

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:07:49 2011 No.7791049
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patches pictures in this threead are fucking awful! why would you idiot moorns save shit it. are you dumb? stupid nerd idiot loser your not?smart so take a long walk OFF a short piéré

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:08:19 2011 No.7791051 File: 2.35 MB, 1900x1400, 19d4e3f0b4d4f8f583741661ff4f6521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 15:08:19 2011 No.7791052 File: 185 KB, 626x885, patchyclassic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7791022 I am unfamiliar with your terminology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:12:20 2011 No.7791056 File: 734 KB, 1000x1177, bcb64d61c48b0507f2b51059464f04d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The People's Patchy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:16:50 2011 No.7791061 File: 18 KB, 202x286, pat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7791056 Thanks fer standin' still

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Fri Aug 26 15:17:51 2011 No.7791064 File: 164 KB, 739x416, patchyfoxhole.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7791056 Patchy all ghillied up. Her suit needs some work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:23:21 2011 No.7791079 Now imagine her having a coughing fir whilst giving you a blowjob and accidentally biting off your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:26:50 2011 No.7791093 >>7791079 Biting it off? Not cool. But if she spit up on it a bit, I wouldn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:33:21 2011 No.7791116 File: 24 KB, 400x500, 1231113417688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7790976

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:37:51 2011 No.7791138 File: 367 KB, 718x1000, 10562117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7791093 If actually put in the situation, I really don't think you would enjoy Patchy coughing up bile and swallowed snot on your genitals

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:39:21 2011 No.7791146 >>7791138 Well, I WOULDN'T enjoy that from any other girl. But Patchy...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:43:52 2011 No.7791166 File: 488 KB, 866x900, patchywaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7791138 How can you say you love her if you wouldn't let her throw up on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 15:43:52 2011 No.7791167 >>7791079 I doubt she'd be able to even if she tried. While I'm in a patchy thread, is anyone else disappointed dora e's most recebt comic has been postponed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:30:56 2011 No.7791341 I want Patchy to hug me. I want anyone to hug me. Even if it kills me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:33:57 2011 No.7791345 >>7791341 I feel the same exact way right now ;_; I'm feeling unusually sad today for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:39:28 2011 No.7791363 Patchy stinks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 16:40:08 2011 No.7791373 >>7791341 >>7791345 Don't worry, after a while of it not happening, the feeling will just turn into cold indifference.

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