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May I drink from your slit, Reimu?

drink this *grabs dick*

Angry reimu is my favorite reimu

>Which do you like me?

Well, I'm glad it isn't worded in such a way that you can only choose one or the other.

So mostly Reimu, although Dr.Pepper is okay too.

Dr Pepper tastes like candy.

Unless you like me, I'd rather drink Dr. Pepper as my throat is dry as fuck.

>>7780463
Sweet and innocent water-chan loves you more.

>>7780466
Curious question, but what "exactly" could she give me to make her love me and want me to be well hydrated?

>>7780466
>Innocent

Water-chan is a fucking slut, bro.

>>7780476
She gives you life, while you just run around and chase vapid whores luring you with their promises of sweetness.

>>7780474
She's polyamorous, not slutty.

>>7780483
I think I could live with that. Well, I don't know about chasing whores... but the fact her giving me a life would be a great start.

I don't mind slut characters, so I'll go for her.

>>7780483

So technically all widespread drinks are sluts? What about those nasty tasting drinks? Maybe I'll just make my own and never share her with anyone.

>>7780514
I'd think it depends on the difficulty to obtain. Also, water hides in nearly every other drink and food, essentially forcing herself on every male in existence.

>Moeny-grubbing slut
>Disgusting sugar water

Can I choose neither?

>>7780455
>Well, I'm glad it isn't worded in such a way that you can only choose one or the other.

Here's the original. She's giving you a binary choice.

>>7780521
That's just how devoted she is. I love my little thirst-quenching rapist.

>>7780514
agua frescas like Jamica and Tamarindo are sweet and pure, horchata is a slut though.

I'll have to do a taste test first.

>>7780518
Well, you could have diet DP.

But all Dr Pepper comes from Reimu's armpits anyway.

>>7780565
>Diet
madotsukipuke./jp/g

I like this thread.
Now I want to play a VN and go for my waifu Coke-tan.

Wasn't there a show about girls that came from soda bottles?

>>7780574
Akikan. It's a classic.

You know, the thing about DrP is even when it is flat it still tastes go...w...wait a minute...

>>7780581
The MC actually made me laugh like a little bitch but the osananajimi was a whore.

Come on, Reimu, it's not like there isn't room in my heart for both

I don't even like Dr. Pepper so I pick Reimu.

Phew, good thing I hate Dr. Pepper.

>>7780581
>>7780596
We will never get a second season.

CocaCola > Dr.Pepper.

You have no fucking taste if you think otherwise.

>>7780627
I actually prefer both really. But I've always wondered what Reimu would taste like so I'd rather go for something else like her rather than a drink I've drank so many times.

Well, I'd be fine with the Dr. Pepper, since there's plenty of Touhous I like more than Reimu anyway.

It's not like Reimu isn't hot, it's just that Dr. Pepper is that delicious.

>>7780589
oh you.

How could you not choose Dr. Pepper?

Cherry Cola > Pepsi MAX > Dr Pepper

It depends. Does Reimu taste like Dr Pepper or any sort of refreshing beverage?
If not than Dr Pepper.

I choose Sanae and Pepsi.

>>7780786
This is what decades of ghetto breeding have produced.

>>7780803
Why would you disrepect Sanae's beautiful feet like that?

>>7780803
Sanae's special Pepsi is the best Pepsi~

I like Dr. Pepper, but I like Reimu's armpits more.

What the fuck is Dr Pepper?

You're waiting for me to say that I like you and then make me get Dr Pepper for you? I wouldn't give you shit slut.

;_;

Cranberry juice > all