/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

>>7779346
/jp/ was a lot more fun without all the f/a/gs coming here pretending it's their personal secret club where only what they like is accepted.

Unfortunately that's going back years now.

H scenes.
No, seriously. Zun figured that this is the trend. This is what sells.

>>7779337
So only hard + lunatic?
Fuck.
And how am I supposed to get 3 bombs?Does this mean I have to do stop using bombs at all after stage 5 once I have 3 bombs?

>>7779357
Actually, a waifu thread I posted was deleted a few nights ago. It was just a normal "tell me about her" thread that had only a few posts and they were legitimate.

Slight mistranslation there, it's "Normal or above". You do have to finish the game with 3 or more bombs in stock, arrange this however you like keeping in mind all the green spirits you get before/during the final fight.

>>7779383
What do you expect? It's on the same tier as roleplaying.

>>7779346
My waifu is 240 Litres of piss in 2L soft drink bottles mouldering under my bed.

>>7779375
The translation is flawed.
It's Normal or above.

>ノーマル以上限定
ノーマル = Normal
以上 = not less than; and more
限定 = restriction

http://vgboy.dabomstew.com/other/TenDesires.txt
=== Ending 2 (Reimu Parallel) ===
The Hakurei Shrine.
A shrine standing at the eastern edge of Gensokyo.
These days, it was not Gensokyo's only one.

Reimu: "Man, am I bored today.
I guess I'll eat! Sure, why not!"

(Rustle, rustle...)
Reimu: "Hm? Is that coming from the walls?"

[Picture: "YEAH!" "Wha?!"]
Seiga: "YEAH!"
Reimu: "?!?!"
Seiga: "You were really something in our battle!"
Reimu: "Pl... pl... PLEASE don't make holes in my wall!"

Seiga: "Not to worry, this patches up real quick."
[Picture: "Here, have an angel's raiment! <3 It's a bit cheap, though..." "I'll pass!"]
Reimu: "The hole's gone... Wait, what? Was that a magic trick?"
Seiga: "Now then, I came in the hopes that I, Seiga Kaku,
could learn in the ways of the Tao from you!"
Reimu: "Uh?"

Seiga: "Your strength is magnificent, like I said.
I can't believe even Lady Toyosatomimi couldn't beat you."
Reimu: "I've never heard of Tao in my life."
Seiga: "What are you saying? The power you use is the picture of Taoism."
Reimu: "Oh?"

Seiga: "Aren't your Yin-Yang orbs, charms, spirit world trance,
and other such things based in Taoist power?"
Reimu: "Are they?"
Seiga: "They are. Perhaps in Japan it's instead known
as Onmyoudou, but..."

Disastrous! Seiga had chased Reimu down.
What exactly was this wicked hermit plotting?
Well, in truth, she was merely captivated by Reimu's power.

This wicked hermit had a habit of being drawn to powerful humans.
That's precisely why she joined Miko and told her of Taoism.
Ending No. 2: Yeah, uh, aren't Reimu's skills Shinto?
This is a Parallel Ending! Congratulations!

>>7779337
I could tell you to read the script at
http://vgboy.dabomstew.com/other/TenDesires.txt
, but I recommend to play the game or you will miss Youmu's epic beard.

>>7779415
[doublespoiler]Sanae had converted. She was ultimately won over by their overwhelming charisma.[/doublespoiler]

>>7779441

Not clearing each of the Touhou games multiple times? You don't deserve Youmu.

>>7779469
Getting all the bad ends is tedious.

>>7779471
What does that have to do with this?

>>7779415
Man, Marisa's endings make her seem kind of pathetic. You've got Reimu being scouted due to talent, Sanae being converted due to naivety, and Youmu being trolled due to Yuyuko.

Marisa, she just gives up. Once on understanding divine spirits and again after a bit of taoism training.
Reminds me of those people who fail to keep their new year resolutions. I thought Marisa was a hard worker.

>playing shmups for the story

>>7779486
>Reminds me of those people who fail to keep their new year resolutions.
Reminded me of this:
http://nedroid.com/2009/12/well-well-do-that-next-year/

>>7779455
THAT CHARISMA!!!

No wonder Sanae is easily gulled if she hasn't properly met Ms Charisma.

what is babby mario doing in your pic OP?????

>>7779575
Being lewd.

Is this a new touhou or something? Why does she have saggy grandma tits?

>>7779598
so babby can suk milk

>>7779598
Big fat racoon-dog tats.

>>7779575
This is the whole OMG NUE = FLANDRE!!!!?!1/!!1 thing again, isn't it.

>>7779415
>After Youmu returned to normal, thinking back on the event
>made her more embarrassed than she could bear.
Youmu is the softest.