/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Take it easy /jp/.

man, I need some help. Wanna know if i bought smart.

I found this kind of silly but then realized if they made an onahole of my waifu i'd probably buy it.
Have fun.

Doujins about how to fuck a onahole?
Well, i for one find onaholes pretty stupid. With your hand you can pressure the right spots much more precise. It's just some kind of diversion to normal masturbation. I would invest the money rather in an ass dildo or buttplug for prostata stimulation. That much more better than thrusting your thing in a piece of plastic.

>>7777343
Don't knock it until you try it.

>>7777343
Quit being jealous of our dicks you perverted fujoshi.

yea

>>7777343
sorry, tv distracted me. I am going to get an ona hole of my waifu. I am going to abstain until it comes in. I am going to have the best fap of my life with this so I need great doujins, videos, etc.

Also fuck you, I'm not willing to take it up the ass. It's fine if you do, but don't fucking assume that everyone is willing to.

>>7777399
If you don't want to take things up your ass i'd find a new board to frequent.
In the higher ranks of the /jp/ club you'll have to if you want to be allowed to advance.

>>7777409
I frequent /a/, but I do need your advice for the moment being.

>>7777399
>he's thinking that prostata stimulation is gay
How old are you, 12?
It's natural and an improvement for your fap-habits.

THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

>>7777296
well.. you just bought a product designed specifically for people like you
people who buy things base on the box, which in this case has their favorite character on it

so i would expect it to be shitty.. but you wouldn't know since this is your first onahole anyways..

you might as well enjoy it and let everyone in /a/ know about how sugoi you are.

>implying I have a prostata

keep your fictional organs to yourself please

>>7777452
eh probably, but I wouldn't be to comfortable with it.
>>7777459
They also have one of Kagami and Tsukasa.

>>7777476
t-that is a very good point actually. second ona hole actually. I've been wanting another one for a while, but didnt want to order one. The whole "it feels just like Konata would" was really a selling point and I feel like a faggot, but eh. I'm getting it so I don't really give a shit.

>>7777378
>fujoshi with dick envy

Oh my god yes.

>>7777343
>I would invest the money rather in an ass dildo or buttplug for prostata stimulation

>>7777343
>. I would invest the money rather in an ass dildo or buttplug for prostata stimulation. That much more better than thrusting your thing in a piece of plastic.

so you can thrust a piece of plastic into your thing? Sounds like a diversion from normal masturbation.

I tried to abstain. It was only a 4 day wait but I ended up fapping twice before the onaholes came. I am very weak willed.

>>7777777
get

>>7777558
i thought I was, but I've gone so far 2 days. Feels good, man.

Longest is 4-5 days, but AX was happening and i was rooming with a friend or two. But god when i came home. My dick was soooo sensitive when it first touched that tenga....

>>7777572
Are you a retard or do you not know how slow this board is?

>>7777296

Hobo Hei, you now realize that hundreds of scumbags have purchased the onna hole of your waifu... In essence those hundreds of scumbags are doing your waifu... Up for a little NTR?

Fuck off.

>>7777583
fuck you. And that is why I asked should i be annoyed. Should I focus on the fact that worthless shits, incapable of feeling a single emotion have purchased and used one of these devices that claim to be "just how konata's would feel." Or should I be honored that I can get "phsyical" with my waifu.

/sp/ get

>>7777778
HOLY CRAP, man! you sure didnt get it.

I remember when I got my first onahole. I came inside of it and I never got soft so I started using it again.

bump

>>7777556
Yes it is, but you masturbate with your hand additionally to the prostata stimulation. It's an improvement, not an alternative (but it's indeed possible to cum just by prostata stimulation). And the orgasm is somehow different, too.
I'm doing this twice it a week.

>>7779378
Don't you mean prostate.

>>7779387
Oh sorry, yes.

>>7779406
yea. Sounded wrong to me the whole time, but you are the expert. And I have tried messing around up there. Did not like that shit at all.

>>7779406
You're adorable.

>Buying an onahole of your waifu
>using it to masturbate to things that aren't her

Confirmed for terrible, unfaithful husbando

>>7779496
she's from Lucky Star. You know what kind of people like moe shit in Japan. I've seen the type of doujins there are for her. I don't want to see a male doing anything to her, especially some fucker or her dad. Even more especially if it's some fucked up shit.

>>7779496
what kind of fucker would fap to their waifu being a whore anyways?

>>7779518
>I don't want to see a male doing anything to her
That's like saying "Do not press this button".
I really want to press it, man.

>>7779524
lack of self control, mang. I am apparently am developing it. REAALLLLLY been wanting to fap. Somehow I am suppressing it.