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Which touhou would you have a drinking contest with?

>> No.7775854

I don't drink so I'm better off choosing one who can!'t hold their booze.

Like Akyu.

>> No.7775860
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I don't like alcohol.

>> No.7775863 [DELETED] 
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PATCHY-KUN BECAUSE I BET SHE HAS COOL THINGS TO SAY WHEN SHE'S HIT THE BEER BOTTLES

>> No.7775865
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PATCHY-SAMA BECAUSE I BET SHE HAS COOL THINGS TO SAY WHEN SHE'S HIT THE BEER BOTTLES

>> No.7775865,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7775863
SORRY LOL I HAD A BLONDE MOMENT

>> No.7775868

Suika

>> No.7775867

>>7775851
Komachi seems like a fun person to have a drink or 7 with.

>> No.7775871
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7775871

The only Touhou who's worse with alcohol than me would probably be Sanae.
Not that I wouldn't like getting her drunk or anything...

>> No.7775870
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yuugi
the loser has to suck the winner's dick

>> No.7775877
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>>7775865
Drinking contest with beer? Thou surely jest!
I'd go either with Suika, cause that would be awesome, or with Cirno, cause that would be cute.

>> No.7775879
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I have never touched firewater in my life, having had a abusive alcoholic father i decided to stay as far away from it as possible.

That said.
Yuugi.
I am going to lose no matter what so i may aswell just pick the "Insanity" mode option.

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>>7775865
>"You know, when elemental fisshures shomehow gets past the protective barrier I've placed in the library. There are counter-meashures placed outsi- are you even listening?"
>"Hmph, I suppose it can't be helped then, remove your trousers at once."

>> No.7775885
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>> No.7775899

Kanako, followed with a drunken lovemaking contest.

>> No.7775902
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>>7775881
REMOVE MY TROUSERS?

I THOUGHT PATCHES-SAMA WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SMART

WHY WOULD SHE BE THINKING ABOUT THAT STUFF??

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7775904

With mai waifu of course.
Later we would go and play pranks on villagers and do other drunken hijinks.

>> No.7775906

Either of the oni because I'm hardcore

>> No.7775908

Which Touhou wouldn't you fuck twice?

>> No.7775910
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yuugi because i have a death wish

>> No.7775915
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7775915

Everything is best when done with the stupid sexy bunny.

>> No.7775922

Any of them. I pride myself on my ability to consume obscene amounts of alcohol. Just the other day, I drank a whole bottle of white wine, half a bottle of wild turkey bourbon, and 1 and a half cans of steel reserve before passing out.

>> No.7775943
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7775943

Delicious Yuyu.

I like to make it rain on her.

>> No.7775962

>>7775922
Have you done any cool stuff while drunk?????

>> No.7775965 [DELETED] 
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7775851
I dont like alc but I really would like to have a chili-eating contest with Flandre ;) And I could take revenge for her being a damn Boss^^

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Yuugi goes first.
Now there is nothing left to drink.
You lose by default.

Pick Suika if you want to delay the inevitable a bit.

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7775995

I'm a bad person. ;_;

>> No.7776004

>>7775995
I can't see Youmu doing well with alcohol.

>> No.7776005

>>7775902
Sanae, you don't wear trousers.

>> No.7776008

Patchy, she looks like she can't keep down alcohol well. So once she passes out I can take advantage of her more easily.

>> No.7776018

>>7775871

Oh, so that's where that fucking meme spawned from...

>> No.7776025
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Wait wait, maybe I'll have to reconsider.

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>>7776008
>A-anonymous? What are...did you have to much to drink?

>> No.7776057
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50 Cent

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>> No.7776182

>>7776004

You might be surprised. She's some kind of a half-undead monstrosity.

>> No.7776711

I like this thread...

>> No.7776757
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>>7776182
Youmu's not a monster!

>> No.7776780

>>7776182
She can only take HALF as much alcohol.

>> No.7777065

>>7776780
Wouldn't her ghost half compensate for her living half? Then again if she were to abuse that, she'd end up with alcohol poisoning and end up a full ghost.

>> No.7778059

>>7776711
I still like it

>> No.7778371

>>7775879

Congratulations, you're a faggot.

>> No.7778784
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7778784

I do not drink alcohol, so I'd have some tea with Remilia. Then, afterwards, she can take of my lifeblood.

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Yaeger bombs with Meiling would be fun.

>> No.7779980
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7779980

Of course I would be killed in a drunken rage shortly after.

>> No.7779983

All of them.

I am the bane of my liver.

>> No.7779991

>>7779983
Don't you mean BONE?

>> No.7779996

>>7779991
Is it already fall semester?

>> No.7780100
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7780100

She's already dizzy from all the spinning she does. Easy win.

>> No.7780106

sunny milk.
loli rape?
loli rape

>> No.7784307

the girly one

>> No.7784319

Mokou would be fun, I think.
She can probably blow fire with vodka shots without breaking a sweat.

Youmu or Reisen would be cool too.
Cute-looking girls make alright drinking partners.

>> No.7784322

Guys, I am going out drinking tonight with a few friends before school starts back up

Should I pretend everyone is a 2hu?

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7784334

Suika, although I have decent alcohol tolerance I know I'd lose. It would still be fun.

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>>7784322
Out.

>> No.7784341

which ones would fuck whilst drunk?

>> No.7784343

Suika or Yuugi.

>> No.7784345
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>>7784331
but I am going out?

>> No.7784352

The people wanting to compete with an oni baffle me.

You might as well try to race Aya or defeat Satori at poker or outdo Flandre in a who-can-blow-up-the-most-stuff competition.

>> No.7784362

>>7784352

I would do all of those just for the fun.

>> No.7784371

>>7784352
Think of it as watching a master at their craft.

Yeah they're going to make you look silly but you get to watch them do the best at what they do.

>> No.7784379

Keine and Mokou. It would be fun. We would hang out playing pranks and singing drunken songs in the human village, and Keine would erase it afterwards.

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>>7784352
>race Aya
I'd rape Aya, if you get my meaning.

>> No.7784404

>>7784402
I don't know why I clicked on that picture.

Probably because I am a moron.

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>>7784402
No you wouldn't.

>> No.7784429

>>7784421
You're right, she's clearly enjoying every minute of it.

>> No.7784461

>>7784429
Technically she's already done, judging by the blood dripping from her hands, but yeah, she probably enjoyed tearing her attempted rapist apart.

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