/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You should have bought a better one if you were serious about it.

I wouldn't want to drench such a thing in sweat when I do decide to get off my ass and clean up.

>>7680645
Stop being a cheap-ass and buy a proper maid dress.

My room is the same by the next day. I live in a dusty house.

I actually have house help to clean my apartment. What? Are you poor to don't have one?

>>7680645
You sweat when cleaning?
Fat ass.

Where might one acquire a quality maid uniform anyway?

All the ones I've seen have been sub par at best.

I'm 6"3' and 240 pounds, where do I get maid dress for myself?

>>7680784

Good lord man, I'm 6ft and half your weight

>>7680790
Some people actually work out

>>7680784
Lots of maid uniform place do tailoring, my one is from here:
http://www.hellocosplay.com/cosplay-classical-girl-maid-dress-p-1489.html

183cm
54kg

Holy shit how are you alive

>mfw amerifags uses ancient horrendous imperial system

>>7680796

Just barely hanging in there chief.

I choose figmas over food, sometimes.

Eh, if I wore a maid dress I don't think it would help with reducing the amount of cleaning needed in a given area. Probably the opposite, to be quite honest.

>>7680812
But by wearing a maid dress, you're channeling the spirits of thousands of cute maids who devoted their lives to their masters and died with a warm smile on their faces, knowing that they've been of use and have made their master happy. Such sympathetic magic is a common motif all over the world - just as destroying voodoo dolls is thought to inflict harm on their likeness, burning the footprints of a thief will curse him with an immense pain on his soles and letting paper effigies of oneself float away in a river will cleanse one of his sins; if you wear a maid uniform, the skills of those countless maids will become yours and your cleaning efficiency will increase substantially.

It is even said that those who wear maid uniforms for fetish purposes for too long are possessed by the spirit of a righteous maid and trained by her until they become true maids, their bodies slowly changing into those of cute girls who forget lewd desires unbecoming of a maid (such as using the divine vesment that is the maid uniform for masturbation) and only seek to serve their master.

>>7680812
But by wearing a maid dress, you're channeling the spirits of thousands of cute maids who devoted their lives to their masters and died with a warm smile on their faces, knowing that they've been of use and have made their master happy. Such sympathetic magic is a common motif all over the world - just as destroying voodoo dolls is thought to inflict harm on their likeness, burning the footprints of a thief will curse him with an immense pain on his soles and letting paper effigies of oneself float away in a river will cleanse one of his sins; if you wear a maid uniform, the skills of those countless maids will become yours and your cleaning efficiency will increase substantially.

It is even said that those who wear maid uniforms for fetish purposes for too long are possessed by the spirit of a righteous maid and trained by her until they become true maids, their bodies slowly changing into those of cute girls who forget lewd desires unbecoming of a maid (such as using the divine vestment that is the maid uniform for masturbation) and only seek to serve their master.

i fucking hate cleaning my maid dress..

>>7680812
What like this?

Silly anon, refined little maids don't just cum uncontrollably, they do it in a way that won't stain their dresses.

>>7680841

Fine, fine. I'll buy a maid dress and masturbate in it, already.

It's gonna be sad becoming a pure, devoted maid when I have no master to serve, though.

>>7680854

>>7680903
Fapping in maid dress is pretty awesome. It's hard NOT to imagine yourself as the little maid shuddering and crying out in ecstasy while locking her master with arms and thigh as he cums inside of her when that's what's happening on screen and you're dressed up almost identically to her and you're also orgasming.

Doubly so if it's a futa maid

Triply so if it's a trap maid fucking his twin sister also dressed up as a maid

>>7680974

Umm... you wouldn't mind giving me the source of this, right? I really lik- Err, my friend really likes this kind of perverted stuff. Not me, goodness no...

B-But yeah, if it's not too much trouble...?

.

Please refrain from bumping the thread with a full stop and then deleting your post.

>>7681009
>[desudesu] Sasayuki - It's our secret! X2
I've fapped to it so many times

>>7681113
it's shit
it's just normal straight sex, except the guy is dressed like a maid
would have been better if his sister was a futa and she fucked him in the ass

But I have no need to clean, I like being messy.

/jp/ meet up

>>7680626

You are a liar. I hate cleaning and doing housework and when I put my maid uniform on my room still stays messy. I usually just feel like twirling around and giggling.

>>7681193
You're a bad maid and you should feel bad

If there is God in this world, this is what he would have done..

By taking these two;
>>7680784
>>7680790
and have them sleep together in an old Victorian-style master's chamber and tinker with their minds so to imbed foreign personalities onto the both of them. The former being the head maid of the estate while the latter is the latest addition to their roster. The two would be fast asleep, and then..

"Good heavens, look at the time!" Exclaimed a distress >>7680790.

The young maid strides back and forth in the room. Though her steps are light, the aged wooden floor cried enough to awaken a tired >>7680784. "Did I not tell you to never, ever wake me up from my fitful slumber?"

"Forgive me, madame. But.." muttered >>7680790 as she turns towards the elder twice her size and age. "It's close to young master's tea time, and we've still yet to finish cleaning mistress' room!"

"Oh, the chores can wait." Suggested the head maid as she makes her way towards a wooden chair. "The child, too, can wait."

"That filthy wench can die for all I care.." Said an angry >>7680784 now seated. "There is one task that can never be delayed."

"You'll begin by cleaning my duster." She commands.

>>7681349
"Y-yes, ma'am.." Mumbled >>7680790 as she blushes.

The lass walks gracefully towards her greater, and kneels down in front of her. The view onto them now would be akin to a seal thrashing about a gleeful killer whale swimming around it.

She lifts the skirt of her senior, and takes a whiff of an unspeakable experience, a stench so grand it makes her broom stand. Then, with a hard tug, she reveals the great duster of the head maid. A duster so big, it would dislocate her jaw to attempt to clean it fully. With a prayer in heart, she prepares to take the fall for her own sake.

At this point, the rotting wooden floor give way and plunge both maids into the darkness below. The chair, however, masterfully evades the fall and remains in the room where it stares silently towards the bed again.

Thus, the Cursed Chair of the Busby Stoop Inn claims two more lives to it's list.

>>7681349
>>7681351

I think you are funny for some reason.

Might as well post the set now, first one is>>7681181

I would end up just wanting to masturbate in it instead.

last one

>buy a maid dress
>never clean your room again to prevent dirtying said dress

>>7681711

That's really kind of silly to me, but oh well. Not like I'd get a maid dress anyways.

Good morning master. Did you sleep well?

>>7682484
I couldn't take being called master, I'm too much of a masochist.
Maybe if it was said with a viper's tongue, like Matsurika...

お帰りなさいませご主人様っ

>>7682501
>>>/a/

>>7682525
That had barely anything to do with /a/. Stop being foolish.

>>7680769
HEHEHE FUNNY FILENAME I FALF OF MY CHAIR

Where could I order a proper one and not just a shit quality cosplay one?

My boner would get in the way.

>>7682593
You'll be surprised. I find my maid dress very modest and hide boner very well, particularly if worn with petticoat.

If you buy one with really short skirt then maybe, but pure little maids like anon wouldn't wear such slutty maid dresses right /jp/?

I would love having a trap maid I could abuse.

Sometimes I would tie him up and gently stroke his dick until he can't take it anymore and begs me to let him cum. But instead of releasing him I would put a chastity belt on him, let him go and do the housework until I force him to kneel down and fap while I sit in a chair in front of him. He then has to cum all over himself and lick it clean. If he accidentally stains the cute and girly clothes I have on I would whip him until he bleeds and starts crying. Of course he has to thank me after that.

He has to eat out of a dog bowl on the floor. But sometimes I would want to pamper and cuddle him. And while I jerk him off I gently whisper "I love you" into his ears and affectionately kiss him on the cheek.

>>7682624

>>7682624
I wouldn't mind having that job...

>>7682696
It would get old fast.

Rakuten as a wide selection of shitty to passable maid costumes along with a few of decent ones.
http://global.rakuten.com/en/category/women_apparel/other_apparel/costumes/maid/one-piece/

If you really want a nice maid costume though you'll probably have to look for Victorian reenactment clothing.

>>7682624
there is nothing cute or sexy about 3D crossdressing
>>>/v/

No, I don't. My house stays clean.

>>7682772
>Lynne Rawkerol !7N40RVTnT6
Who the fuck are you?

>>7680841
oh god why would you do this to me

I really shouldn't want to get a maid dress this much...

>>7683029
i'll never buy into futa

>Where could I order a proper one and not just a shit quality cosplay one?

http://www.milky-ange.com/maid/manon.html

Those are amazing, I particularly like the one in the link but be prepared to pay out of your ass for one.

>>7683149
the "shit quality" cosplay ones look better than those

i honestly can't tell the difference

>>7683152
This chart is fucking stupid because nobody wants to be the 3D little girl. We all want to be 2D loli, which we actually know is just a desire and will never be possible.

>>7683220
>We all
Thank you, designated /jp/ spokesperson.

>>7683220
This chart is stupid because being an ugly female is much easier than being an ugly male.

>>7683229
The man speaks for me.

>>7683029
Sorry, but what VN is that?

>>7683252
not emotionally

>>7683503
Go eat a dick.

>>7683918
what makes you say that?

>>7683503
Reported.

>>7684748
the joke is that it's true

>>7684840
No one cares.

>>7684853
that's the joke