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You are superior in every logical aspect than the average playboy. You are smarter, more kind, and overall A BETTER PERSON. You may not be as good looking as the average playboy, but you would never hurt the woman you love like he does. You would treat a woman much better than many of the jerks that have several women drooling at his feet. You would treat her like the precious gem that she is. You would never purposely hurt her, because that is the type of guy you are.

Sadly, you realize the fact that real women are also not the kindest creatures in the world, nor the smartest. They go after the bad-boys, knowing that they will be hurt in the end. They snub you, act all self-important, and laugh at your futile attempts to try to give all the compassion your big heart can afford to them.

Because this is reality, you confine your love life to a pen and ink drawing, one that acts more human than real humans. You use words like, kawaii and moe as an endearing term to show the love towards your fictional partner, because no real woman would ever even snicker at those kind compliments from you.

Fictional women are beautiful both on the inside and out. They are goddesses on paper. She is perfect for you, and a perfect target for you to vent all your pent up love and kindness on.

You love her dearly. She loves you dearly.

You confide your secrets to her. She listens eagerly.

You are proud to call her your friend.

You are proud to call her your partner.

You are proud, to call her your "Waifu".

>> No.7651886

OP please you can free yourself from the claws of shitposting, i know it's fun to do it once in a while, but you must stop.

Please, remember why you started browsing /jp/, remember the old times

Weren't they much better?

I speak this from experience, today i have freed myself from shitposting addiction, i am now a free man, now come with me OP, give me your hand, let's make this a better board.

Let's fight this raid together, tomorrow will be a long day and probably the last day of /jp/, but stay with me, let's stay together until the end.

>> No.7651893

i'm actually into guro

fuck you

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>>7651886
Salutations from an anon who frequents: /a/, /b/, and /d/.

This is my second or third time on /jp/, therefore, I do not remember the old times of /jp/.

>> No.7651899

No I'm not and no they don't. I like 2D because they wear dresses and don't make smells.

>> No.7651900
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>>7651893
>implying I am not also.

Problem?

>> No.7651905

God drop the reaction image and greentext

>> No.7651907

>>7651896
I assumed that was the case.

Would you kindly get out?

>> No.7651910

>>7651900
>Problem?
>U MAD
>Salutations from an anon who frequents: /a/, /b/, and /d/.

Yeah, we can tell

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>>7651910
>>7651907
>>7651905
I remembered something that I forgot from last time I visited /jp/. You all are exactly like the mean fat dude that sat in the back of my class 3 years ago that was overly obsessed with himself. He also considered his interests the most important of anybody else's, and if anybody was not up to par with his expectations on how you contribute to his interests, he would shun you.

Surprisingly, people really liked him. :\

 
Moral of the story: I love you guys.

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