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That stupid Tool video?

madoka shit

from your pic

Noses: A life story of the man born without

You watched a film without knowing what it was?
Fucking idiot, Reported.

>>7635700
Download link?

>>7635737
hurr-durr.com

Is that zouken?

The ending in the book was so fucking bad, harry fucking raped Voldemort in like fucking 2 seconds, i raged so much and with that fucking typical happy end and harry marring Ginny , i threw my book out the fucking window. He should of fucking picked luna, what a faggot. I saw the ending from book 5, she could have at least added something more to it.

>>7635748
Your site just killed my browser, that's not nice :/

Harry should have died

fuck.

>>7635757

Did he? I was finding it pretty fucking retarded that Voldemort didn't fucking kill him in one of the 20 fucking chances he had to do it.

>>7635757
Ineresting girls can't compete against author self insert.
Luna was too goood for Harry, she should have gone lesbian with Hermione.

this show used to have a magical loli, but she's probably not a virign anymore

I know she was trying to expand the universe in book 7, but it was way to late, she should have did it in like book 4 or 5. She didn't give the readers a feel of the world and the universe at all, she also never explained any back story to the universe, it was such a waste. The change in Book 7 was just not enough, it didn't feel ground breaking at all and it just didn't have the super ending feel. In the end of book 7 she just rushed everything, actually the whole other half of the book felt rushed, it was a disappointment.

>>7635757
>harry fucking raped Voldemort in like fucking 2 seconds

Well, yes, because honestly Voldemort isn't that dangerous when you've destroyed all his extra lives and have the Elder Wand.

>He should of fucking picked luna, what a faggot.

Assmad shipper confirmed. No wonder so many people hate Harry Potter, Rowling trolled the shit out of half the fanbase with that epilogue.

>>7635802
Ginny used to be cute.

>>7635800

Yeah, even though I really like the series, the last half of Book 7 was super-rushed.

Rowling should rewrite it.

>>7635780

Well, to be fair, he DOES kill Harry. Harry just doesn't stay dead.

>>7635794
Its funny because he barley fucking even knew ginny to begin with, and like it was set in stone he marries her and its perfect. Ginny is fucking ugly and boring,harry had shit taste.
>>7635806
I wasted all that reading for a shit ending. I dont care if harry was god like, i didn't read it for a fucking final battle, no the whole point of the whole series to end in 2 seconds.

>>7635818
>harry
>godlike
He was a shitty magician and everything is because he's the MC.

>>7635807

Yes, and then she grew breasts and became hot. In the books.

>>7635794

Hermione is Rowling's insert, not Ginny. She's admitted as much herself.

>>7635822
When i mean god like, i mean when he had the elder wand.

>>7635810

He should have killed him again and turned his body to ash if he really wanted him dead. Also, why the hell did he leave is only extra life just slithering around? Stupid as fuck.

>>7635821
>Hermione is Rowling's insert
Then what is Ron? Her fantasy man?

>>7635818

They'd already killed Voldemort by then though. That was the entire point of the last two books.

Also, Ginny is incredibly attractive and someone he's known for years. I actually thought that his sudden attraction to her was fairly well-justified if not exactly well-written.

>>7635818
But Harry is fucking ugly and boring too.
People care about him because of his name, not because of who he is.

>>7635829
yeah, she wants a man who is beta as fuck.

>>7635823

Voldemort, like, say, Gilgamesh, is insanely overconfident. With Harry finally dead, he thought that he was, at last, invincible.

>>7635829

I mean Hermione's personality. Rowling based her off of what she was like as a schoolgirl.

>>7635834
Harry is as good looking as shiki, so harry should be able to get better, luna was fair game.

>>7635837
The real question is.... could harry kill servants?

>>7635839
>Ron
>beta by the end of the series

No.

>>7635834
>But Harry is fucking ugly and boring too.

Where were you all the times he was described as tall and good-looking?

I'll agree that he's kind of boring though, but no one reads the series for him alone anyway.

>was going to tell them to gtfo to lit
>remembered Rowling is a stupid talentless cunt who couldn't write her way out of a paper bag

She's rich because she has a solid marketing team and the literary standards of today's youth are so abysmal.

Anyway, this shitty discussion about a shitty magic teen romance series should go in /b/ with the rest of the rubbish.

Ron was the only decent character in the book, the actor is also cool, he seems /jp/ish.

>>7635844
>She's rich because she has a solid marketing team and the literary standards of today's youth are so abysmal.

Nah, she's rich because she wrote something that managed to become extremely popular. Little to do with marketing.

And youth in Victorian England read shitty penny dreadfuls. Young people have never had decent literary standards, not that Harry Potter is as bad as people say it is.

Fucking shippers.

>>7635847
>Ron was the only decent main character

Fixed that for you.

There are plenty of great characters in the books, just they aren't given much screen time.

Or they die.

This movie was fucking shit. I didn't even pay to see it and I still felt like I got robbed.

>>7635830
It wasn't well written at all, it was random as fuck. They also really didn't talk or know each other, just because they go out once, doesn't mean thats who your gonna marry, rolling was just rushing everything like crazy for some odd reason. If she fucking took her time, maybe everybody wouldn't have a problem with it. Luna was a misused character to begin with, she came late into the books and wasn't fleshed out enough. Everybody thought harry would wind up loving her based on his thoughts about her, he on the other hand never had thoughts at all about ginny until the end.

>>7635870
"Avatar" gave me the same feeling.

More posts here than on /a/.

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I always wondered why magicians never use technology, I understand they can be retarded, but typical mudbloods that have lived like 10 years with PC and the like don't even miss it?

>>7635878
Are there even computers in the HP universe? They never came up in the books.

This thread is a wormhole to tvtropes.org

I want to fuck Luna, love her attitude.

>>7635872

Luna was a goddamn side character, dude. I actually thought she'd end up with Neville, but they were just friends in the end, which was fine.

>just because they go out once, doesn't mean thats who your gonna marry

But that's the way it ended up. Too bad, huh?

>>7635886
She was more fleshed out than ginny, Neville, and fucking the other kids, even with her coming in late. She had lines than all of them combined.

>>7635881

The books are set between 1991 and 1997, I really, really doubt that most of the muggleborns had computers in their homes.

Furthermore, technology doesn't work in heavily magical areas and most wizards are so blindingly ignorant about the affairs of the Muggle world that they don't even know what a gun is.

The Ministry deliberately encourages such ignorance.

>>7635880

>moe moe airhead that basically got ripped right out of your typical eroge

Not surprising

>>7635894

Ginny is sort of quiet for the first few books, and most of the time she's out dating other guys so as to make Harry notice her, yes, I know that's stupid, it ended up working out for her though so whatever.

Neville is equally as quiet. Luna just has more lines because she's insane and talks a lot. Doesn't mean she's more important.

She IS a fantastic character though, I admit that.

>>7635900
You would think she was more fleshed and closer to harry for a reason, Also harry even showed a liking to her, until book 7 that is. Its like rolling wanted her to be the one for harry but than she changed her mind in the last second.

I'm not sure how else to describe it, but the last few books felt like I was reading someone describe a movie he had just watched. When the godfather fell into the void thing, I think everything was described as feeling like it was in "slow motion." Who the hell says that when you're writing a book?

>>7635910

You're reading too much into it.

>>7635910

Don't worry Luna is full on Yandere/crazy stalker for Harry

This thread strongly supports Ayn Rand-esque capitalism, as it makes abundantly clear that some people are simply worth less than others.

And it's a good thing too since their shittiness means there's no legitimate reason to feel guilty that those people are stuck at horrible jobs with lousy pay, no health plan, no chance of promotion, no pension, and that their life will generally be "meh".

After all, somebody's got to bag the groceries and mop the floors.

tl;dr - You HP shippers sound as stupid and pathetic as is possible. But I support you because my groceries need to be checked out and bagged.

So keep on talking HP, never ascend, never aspire, continue to fantasize and discuss imaginary characters from a shitty book and get emotional over it. You will go no further you deserve to in life.

>>7635921
Pardon the omission of "than" in the last line.
You will go no further than you deserve to in life.

Wow, not only Harry Potter discussion, but Harry Potter shipping. Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>7635926
You're just mad that Rowling sunk your ship.

I don't know why people are saying the Potter books are bad. They are good, it's just that they are for kids and teenagers.

Also, Ginny was a fucking alpha-female. She's not at all a self-insert, but more what Rowling thought the perfectly matched girlfriend for a guy like Harry would be like. If there was anything wrong with that pairing, it's that there was little to no romance between them in the books, it was terribly rushed.

Man I know nothing about Hary Potter.

I do know he's like a wizard or something though. Could be command a servant like Saber or something?

Man I know nothing about Harry Potter.

I do know he's like a wizard or something though. Could he command a servant like Saber or something?

>>7635934
I have no idea, but I think you're cute, ZUN!bar.

>>7635934
i don't know but i could command my penis into your anus, unless you prefer frotting.

Harry Potter? More like Hairy Pooper.

Take this tween garbage to /int/.

Also, reported.

>>7635932
Does that mean Hermoine is a beta?

>>7635943
>>7635948

Why are there no female e-stalkers on /jp/ ever?

>>7635951
She was, she was a nerd. Ginny was a goddamn jock.

>>7635933
idk man. I got no clue what these dudes are talking bout either.

>>7635932

Thank you for this post. Thank you, you are a paragon of logic and reason.

>>7635915

Lunatic