/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>おいで

I wish I could hug Kanako.

You are not my real mother

I'm not sure I know how to deal with a mother that's not batshit crazy...
....is it nice?

Freudian Kanako thread.

You just made my weekend

>>7603363

NOPE.

>>7603363

Wouldn't know either, personally. But I'm guessing it's wonderful.

>>7603371

watching mom get dressed?

>>7603386

I apologize for my inappropriate thoughts Lady Kanako.

>>7603348
i thought her hair is purple?

This one always makes me HHNNGG

>post in Kanako thread
>listen to Christopher Cross' Charm That Snake

;_;

This one always makes me HHNNGG

>>7603399
Oh fuck, Dr. P does fanart? I must watch.

>>7603393
Is that from that one doujin where Yukari invites Einki to her house to have an orgy?

momma got drunk

>>7603412
I don't know who Einki is but it's just her and Suwako with a bunch of faceless males.

>>7603412

not sure... i think so

>>7603419
I'm sorry, I know that's not her name but I just can't remember it ATM. Komachi's master.

Now blue hair?

Another failed experiment with you hair-dye, uh?

>>7603431
Well, you were close at any rate. Shikieiki Yamaxanadu.

>>7603437

hiziri light-bending hair dye is a miracle of the universe

Would Byakuren make a better mom than Kanako?

What about her?
:'(

>>7603450

There was a doujin where Alice was a lost child found and returned by Reimu and Marisa. Shinki rewarded them by being their 'mother for a day'.

Is it bad that I fapped to the idea of getting to experience Shinki's love as a mother?

>>7603445
She's already my Motheru.

>>7603456
I don't remember this, fucking source please.

>>7603459

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2986?page=1

A Day Trip in Mystic Square

>>7603456
That one was so great.

i'm parsee for sanae

>>7603472
Thanks!

>>7603399
if it's from kanako, i'd eat it

fundoshi

'dongein!

>>7603520
if you were kaneko's son, would she let you cunnilingus her?

>>7603524

I don't know. I couldn't do it. I am not one that should think such thoughts about her.

>>7603531
She needs your faith, anon.

>>7603572

I do believe in Lady Kanako, I really do. I believe in her might and her power and challenge youkai in her name. Is that not enough?

Have you ever heard of a fertility goddess that does not have a maternal role? And a maternal figure with small breasts?

This is why, in my opinion, Kanoko is supposed to have an ample bossom and wide hips.

>>7603604
I thought Suwako was the fertility one, rain powers and all

>>7603612
Suwako is an earth and curse goddess.
Kanako is a wind and rain goddess.

;;;_;;;

>>7603363
No one cares about your fucking life. This isnt your blog. Filtered.

>>7603909

It was relevant to the thread.

Do you suppose you could use a trip or something so that I could filter you? Because whining is never relevant to any thread.

>>7604170
could you put your name back on 「ロリあき」? I need to put you on my filter

>>7603909

r u made

>>7603459
>She's already my Motheru.
>Motheru

Is... this the maternal 'waifu' equivalent I've been looking for all along? Well, it still sounds awkward.

And Byakuren is mine.

>>7604174
This is what some retarded children really believe.

>>7604181
D'aww 「ロリあき」, why u so mad?

>>7604182
>U MAD
I think we're done here.

>>7604183
Yes, added to my filter good sir

If you don't stop bickering, mummy's going to crush you between her legs

you will never have a maternal harem ready to sternly tell you off when you go wrong and occasionally be lenient and let you fall asleep on their chest(s)

I don't even know what happened in this thread....

>>7604236
You became Mugen you assorifice

I wish i had a mother ;_;
Even more so one like Kanako-sama~

>>7604248

There there
It's all going to be fine

>>7603472
And then things go downhill very quickly...

>>7604279

Why is Alice so mad?

>>7605030
Read this.
http://www.mediafire.com/?83sezmi5hc1m2z3

>>7604180
I'd persoanally have spelled it Maza. However, that is just a matter of semantics.

>>7603472
How did the author expect one to go along with the cutesy Mother-plot after this part?

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>>7605062
this is /jp/ not /china/ you stupid fagit

kaneko voted for best momma

>mfw I thought this was a Yoshika thread at first

>>7605403
Go back to /a/

>>7605403

Every time I pass by this picture when I look for pictures to post, I think this is Kanako.

I love /jp/'s oedipus complex

>>7605528
Funny, "everyone" says they're loli fanatics. Really they're people from lots of different backgrounds. Some common interests but no those at all.

>>7605539
They're just very vocal. It's to be expected with all the persecution they face everywhere. This is their safe haven.

>>7605577
Puffy Volvo.jpg

>>7605528
It somewhat worries me, to be honest, that I have these desires to be coddled and cared for like this.

Supposedly, one should grow out of that at a very early age, yet I gain pleasure from it. Not sexual pleasure, mind, but more like emotional pleasure.
It makes me really happy to be praised, to be pet, to be pampered, and elsewise treated with excessive indulgence like this. And because it makes me happy, I've fantasies and day-dreams of various Touhous becoming a mother figure to me, or a dependable big sister figure, or an owner, in the case of Satori.

It makes me feel like my affections for those few are cheap because of why they exist.

>>7605617

The best kind.

>>7605660

You should forgive yourself for being a human being.

>>7605660

That's the only way I interact with people. I was my mother's "favourite", and got doted on by certain other family members -- combine with being a shutin faggot so they're my only points of contact, and I'm fucked. I get all shy around women, but not for the /jp/ reasons, it's more because I'm expecting them to coddle me and treat me maternally. I even do it with men. I noticed doing it with the doctor the other day, he asked if I'd been taking pills for this stomach bug I had and I was acting all coy and shit like a bashful child because I hadn't taken them.

Then realised the doctor isn't my mum.
No one is.
And I shouldn't be acting like that.
Because I'm a grown man.
sadly.
/jp/ - blog culture

>>7605676
It's more a worry that stems from, "If I were to ever meet Satori, how much disgust would be on her face the moment she read my mind?"

All humans have their desires for protection and stability, I know, but I also understand that such a desire for this overprotection is perceived as pathetic, and I can't forgive myself for that.


>>7605687
Well, I don't know about that...

mummy~

>>7605747

sleeping in kanako's lap. smells like warm and vagina?

>>7605708

...go on.

>>7605790
What does warm smell like?

>>7605790
Go on what?

Dinner is ready!

>>7605660
>>7605687
>>7605708

Moe~

>>7605809

humid

>>7605809
Like sunlight

You now realize that if you were Kanako's son, you'd be gifted with beauty, considerable physical and intellectual prowess and some form of divine powers, and wouldn't be a worthless NEET.
You'd probably also have snake eyes.

>>7606582

Sounds like a great deal. It'll never happen though. Oh well.

If Kanako was my okasan, things would be tsubete ga chigao around here.

>>7606905
Jimmies slightly rustled.

does anyone have kanako_eggplant.jpg or any other variation? much obliged

>>7606914

Uhh... does that mean you liked it, or disliked it?

It's all nice and fun trying to motherly, but how many kids is it that you had again, Kanako?

It's all nice and fun trying to be motherly, but how many kids is it that you had again, Kanako?

>>7605687
Want me to get you your blankie, anon?

>>7611065
Not him but I had a blankie until I was 15.
I still got him hidden somewhere.

>>7611346
I turn 23 in a month and sleep with my blankie every night. I've had it since I was one.

>>7611346
My blankie is in the same place as my plushies.

>>7611346
>>7611872
>>7611873
I love you guys so much

>>7612222

Your post reminded me that I want a giant Kanako plushie to hug. Aww yeah.

mazabump

>>7603348
I dont remember my mother, nor have i been coddle before, to tell the truth i really don't care for the opposite sex, and no i am not gay, i pretty much raised my self sense the age of 7, before that i dont really remember my mother's face,her voice or what she look like, she does call but i hate talking to her even after all these years that i havent heard from her she calls out of the blue wanting to be my "mother" again i just find it really pointless.

>>7612298
Wow, that's really interesting!

>>7612301
>>7612301
Yay for Sarcasm!

Fatherly Kanako?

>>7612364