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Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:42:15 2011 No.7603187 [Reply] [Original]

>Ugh, it's that creepy guy from the outside again. Why does he have to come and bother me almost every day?
>He keeps staring at me like that, and then looking away as soon as I try to make eye contact. I know he likes me, but that's just disgusting.
>God, he can barely speak Japanese at all, this is just awkward and embarrassing. Just donate and leave already.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:44:33 2011 No.7603189 Same thread, new image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:44:36 2011 No.7603190 A great thread for a great board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:45:33 2011 No.7603192 Ugh, it's that same thread from yesterday again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:46:32 2011 No.7603197 File: 408 KB, 457x370, 1310355970537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I...am sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:50:35 2011 No.7603208 i'll kill you you fucking bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:51:35 2011 No.7603211 Can't you just look at the old archived thread for similar replies which you already had OP?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 10 23:57:05 2011 No.7603235 This thread is simply not true. Everyone knows shrine maidens are pure and loving beings.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:15:50 2011 No.7603265
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>Paced off the distance from the torii gate to the main hall today. Did it twice to be sure: 87 feet exactly. The entire courtyard is now preregistered.
>Also managed to drop a mesh bag full of .45 into the holy water font without being noticed.
>It's hard as hell to get anything done, the Miko is a suspicious bitch and keeps on glaring at me. Have to watch her like a hawk and make my moves when she looks away.
>Occasionally she'll come over and yap at me in that stupid yappy language and I yap back the three phrases I know, all polite variations of "don't mind me." The phrasebook doesn't have one for "fuck off."
>Fuck this job, seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:17:47 2011 No.7603268 >>7603265 Don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:18:52 2011 No.7603273 >>7603265 Best post I saw in weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:19:49 2011 No.7603275 File: 269 KB, 600x600, 1310357971126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For that reason I prefer go to Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:21:20 2011 No.7603280 >>7603275 So you can not get in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:22:16 2011 No.7603283 File: 167 KB, 1600x1280, 1310358166045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603268 Neither does Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:24:46 2011 No.7603287 >>7603187 I notice the line about being the only human to visit her is gone this time around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:26:47 2011 No.7603291 >>7603287 Didn't notice that. I just saw the first two lines and stopped there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:28:53 2011 No.7603294 File: 34 KB, 308x227, 1310358492602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603265 >>7603283 I've got a bad feeling about this...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:30:22 2011 No.7603301 >>7603287 >>7603291 There are other humans that visit the shrine You're just the one creep that she hates

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:31:51 2011 No.7603303 OP, this is good shit. Please do this for other Touhou characters. Ruin their dreams of actually being with their waifu.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 00:32:23 2011 No.7603305 >>7603303 Get out, OP.

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Mon Jul 11 00:35:51 2011 No.7603313 File: 522 KB, 1423x1612, 1310358910996.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603303 Im sure mamma Ran love us

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:36:56 2011 No.7603319 >>7603303 I don't see why you want to ruin dreams.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:36:56 2011 No.7603320 >>7603265 Hope you've got a damn good escape plan after you get the job done, because the sky will literally be falling on your head in about 30 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:38:05 2011 No.7603325 >>7603303 >Ruin their dreams >their Get out, outsider. You don't consider yourself one of us, so go back to /a/v/b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:41:19 2011 No.7603331 File: 234 KB, 905x1000, 1310359305711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care if Reimu likes me. I'll just come to the shrine with a bottle of liquor, and spend all day getting smashed with suika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:42:47 2011 No.7603337 >>7603325 lol, weeabo faggot

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:42:47 2011 No.7603339

>>7603319

I'm not a fan of absolute impossibilities. I enjoy ruining delusions.If it were a dream like being a mangaka , going to japan and living there, making a danmaku game or some other otaku dream, I'd have no problem.

Falling in love with something that doesn't exist is stupid though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:45:19 2011 No.7603343 File: 38 KB, 600x514, 1310359503596.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603325 >Implying /a/ isn't the same And I still like /jp/ better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:45:49 2011 No.7603344 >>7603339 I see. But I don't know how something this weak will ruin their dreams. Admittedly I'm a fan of the impossible, as silly as it may be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:45:49 2011 No.7603345 >>7603339 That's a matter of opinion, bro. I'm not the waifu-having type but I respect their shit. No need to be an ass.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Jul 11 00:46:03 2011 No.7603352 >>7603339 You know what's not stupid? Minding your own business.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:46:46 2011 No.7603349 >>7603187 saying its a dude.... nope.avi >keeps going her own bussiness and just >donates some cents, hoping that sakuya wont >nagg at her by getting late with the shopings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:47:33 2011 No.7603354 File: 7 KB, 300x214, 1310359627318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603320 >because the sky will literally be falling on your head in about 30 seconds Why do you think I preregistered the courtyard? Two can play that game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:53:34 2011 No.7603369 >>7603354 Don't try to use conventional weapons on Gensokyo. You'll lose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:58:34 2011 No.7603379 File: 22 KB, 513x293, 1310360289909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603369 >conventional weapons When dealing with Russians, that is a highly subjective term.

Anonymous Mon Jul 11 00:59:19 2011 No.7603381

>>7603339
>I enjoy ruining delusions

I hate to ruin your own delusion, but do you really think you can post anything that they haven't heard before?

A 'waifu' is generally just someones ideal partner, you can't ''ruin'' that, anymore than I can ''ruin'' someones favorite food by posting some fanfics about it being unsavory on the interwebs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 11 01:00:06 2011 No.7603383 File: 305 KB, 1000x970, 1310360455768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7603369 They're not immune to the power of song and the passion of the heart!

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