/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, Sion.

Is it time for another sion thread?

for animes: >>>/a/
for XBox 360 games: >>>/v/

>part2
>no previous thread link
at least don't make it so goddamn obvious

>>7590628
Should update the OP with all those Takane doujins.

>>7590646
How did you miss the first one? It was really bad and on the front page all night yesterday.

>>7590628

Reported.

As we predicted --
the inv/a/sion has begun...

>>7590628

Why so bored, Miki?
You got both the Flanker AND the Berkut.

>>7590660
Yes, I'm sure they've been waiting years for this opportunity.

>>7590628
Fuck off.

>>7590660
IDOLM@STER has always been /jp/ related newfriend

>>7590650
Dat ass.exe. Who's on the left?

>>7590684
This thing better not be yuri junk.

>>7590705
Yukiho.

>>7590684
And anime has always been /a/ related, f/a/ggot.

>>7590705
Yukiho

>>7590673
SUKHOI SUKHOI

>>7590710
She is now my favorite idolmaster along with Chihaya.

>mfw they implied idolm@ster wasn't /jp/ related

>Doki
>not using UTW

>>7590730
Sup Sion.

>>7590737
I didn't even know they released it. What the fuck is a Chibiki.

>>7590745
Crescent Hibiki. Typically more favored over the Half and Full varieties, do to better rushdown and mix-ups.

You 2 should get a room already.

>>7590745
>Our glorious, unified tag, [Chibiki], is a simple amalgam of three of our favorite idols: Chihaya, Hibiki and Miki (ordered to make the name sound good – Miki rules all our hearts!).

>>7590755
>Chihaya

>>7590684
What's this from?

Once again reported for /a/ shit.

hey /jp/

I'm glad there is still interest in the translation project.

Kentaro Miura approves.

Is there a working PSP emulator out? I hear there was one but it doesn't run so well.

/a/-gaies, pls leave.
The most exciting time of the day has finally come for you.
>>>/a/51680140

>>7590862
I'm sorry anon but I'm not interested in your RP thread.

>>7590628
part 3 is broken or something Sion. Fix that shit.

>>7590858
Nothing that's halfway decent.

Hell yeah. I have to watch this when I get home tonight.

did they really give the producer a face? I thought ritsuko was supposed to be the producer.

>>7590910
Who gives a shit.

>>7590921
I do.

best idol

Needs more Kotori

>>7590925
Then why aren't you posting this on >>>/a/

>>7590925
Yes he has a face. The show is like the game.

>>7590931
Because there is a perfectly fine thread here.

At least you didn't use an anime screenshot this time, but giving links to the latest anime episode is still in bad taste.

>>7590945
If it's anime, post it in /a/.

>>7590957
And if it's a dating sim?

>>7590957
Oh okay, I'm sorry.

>>7590936
I thought in the game his face was a giant P

>>7590965
>And if it's a dating sim?

Japanese, untranslated, otaku related?
>>>/jp/
None of that?
>>>/v/

Isn't that hard. Why keep posting here something you like if it will only get reported and flamed?. Post it where it belongs.

>>7590957
Yeah, let's also force Touhou, Eroge and VN's to /v/ and general image dump threads to /c/, /e/ or /h/. Then /jp/ could be Japan/General or non-existent anymore! The iDOLM@STER was always /jp/ related, and a general thread does not limit it to only the anime.

>>7590709
>And anime has always been /a/ related
Using that logic, you can't post figures here because it's /toy/ related. you can't post visual novels or Touhou here because they are /v/ related, and you can't post visual novels that have an anime adaptation because it's /a/ related.

>>7590975
>>7590979
Too bad nobody is discussing the Video Game here.

And by /jp/ related your mean >so poor >imagedumps threads? >where to buy a j360

>>7590979
Look, want to talk about anime?
Take it to /a/.
Want to talk about figs?
Keep it here because a moot okay'd it.
Want to talk about visual novels?
Keep it here because the word "video" or "game" is not found in term "visual novel".
Want to talk about Touhou?
Keep it here, moot made this board to keep it out of other boards.
Want to talk about a visual novel that has an anime adaptation?
Keep it here.
Want to talk about an anime of a visual novel?
Take it to /a/.

Want to talk about Idolmaster?
Keep it here
Want to talk about the Idolmaster anime, including sharing screenshots, discussing the latest episode, and other such sundries?
Take it to /a/.

Is this too hard to understand and/or comprehend?
Go to /fk/.

>>7590975
>>7590979
Listen, I would be totally fine with this thread if it wasn't one of the "gateways" to /jp/ along with translated VN, AA and CM3D threads.

>>7591001
Yep, as soon as any board that isn't /jp/ starts to take an interest in something we're not allowed to discuss it here anymore.

>>7591001
YEAH /jp/ SEKRIT CLUB NO GATEWAYZ ALLOEWD FUKIN NEWFAGZ

>>7590970
I don't get what you're saying,

>Japanese, untranslated, otaku related? go to /jp/

Yeah it's Japanese and otaku's love this shit.

So if it's translated it goes to /v/? What?

>Why keep posting here something you like if it will only get reported and flamed?. Post it where it belongs.

False reported, sure. But there are definitely fans here. Have you ever seen im@s threads before the anime aired? Here, I found one for you: http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7281319

Now lets see, not one person shitting up the thread. Instead lots of praise for the OP for having translated some of one of the games.

>>7591001
>>7590997
>>7590990
Stop posting.

This is a troll thread.

>>7591007
Get out of /jp/.

>>7591007
Sion, pls, go away.

Show was shit.

Deal with it.

lol the autism counters are off the charts xD

>>7591001
>"gateways"
What the fuck? /jp/ isn't some secret club, and anyway, I doubt many offboarders would visit here to discuss /jp/-related material. Most of it is just trolling/shitposting. In fact, I would think this is the last place anyone from another board would want to be. Besides, as long as /a/ has their own idolm@ster anime thread, most of the discussion will stay there, not here.

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in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>>7591036
>I doubt many offboarders would visit here to discuss /jp/-related material.
Take a look at AA thread.

>>7591039
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>7591036
There are plenty of people in /a/ who would jump ship if they had the opportunity to discuss anime in /jp/ "away from the retards." Plenty of people in /a/ think their board is shit, they just stick around because that's the board where anime is on-topic.

>>7591055
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>>7591064
How to explain tanasinn? I wrote this little essay on it a while ago:

should it live?
should it die?
that is not a problem at all.

life, death, tanasinn

tanasinn=occult,cult,fascism,death,life,relision・・・,or・・・?

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.

tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements

The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

tanasinn

tanasinn absodivides the WORLD

Words cannot explain tanasinn. More accurate:
Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn.

full-length mirror Evening glow Wave of those passing
Disappear wholly. Roadside tree murmured in the heart Swing
with a child which tries to be the first Scene
It falls to why or cardiac bolting Slope two persons
fall with you and it falls
-- the setting sun -- Without it rises again a new tanasinn
-- shining -- eternal -- Eternal

happiness?

>>7591049
I'll kick your ass faggot. You think you're tough? lets see how tough you are with a couple rounds from my .45 lodged in your skull. Kinda hard to talk shit when I've blown half your face off. You better watch yourself faggots, I work for the fucking CIA, if I want you dead, you are dead. Its that fucking simple. Watch your god damned fucking mouth. I have over 30 years military training, I would rip your spine out while raping your fucking mother up her dried up old skanky cunt. I would then proceed to bundle up what remains of your body and shove my 12 inch cock down your throat and skull fuck you till my cum oozes from every hole in your body. Watch your fucking back. I'm coming for you.

>>7591076
7.62x54r is the round the Mosin Nagant is chambered in. Its a Russian round, not NATO.
7.62x39 is what the AK 47 and AKM are chambered in. Again not a NATO round.

7.62x51 is a NATO round. Its counter part on the consumer market is .308 Winchester.

well everything that doesn't suck uses 7.62Xsomething, so knowing the Xsomething is kind of important

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYPFVDeSo

God damn, I fuckin love these.

>>7591078
>No.

>Every other sentence in every fight is something along the lines of "If my penis is the size of a hot dog, then Berserker's penis is the size of a Redwood tree that is bending a various places in the middle. If the bending on my penis is like a puddle, then Berserker's is like the Pacific Ocean. I move back. (Berserker roars, blood splatter)."

>Good end.

>>7591076
h I'm soooooooooo scared goatfucker. Yeah that's right I called you a goatfucker, GOATFUCKER! what the fuck are you gonna do about it, you pussy-ass piece of shit? if you find out where I live and come to my house just know this you fat piece of shit: I'll be ready for you, with a baseball bat in one hand and a big fuckin' knife in the other. I'm going to shove the bat up your ass and as for the knife, well, you'll have to come here and find out where I put that, fucker.
So come get me you fucking faggot-ass cuntnugget. I could kick your fucking ass so fucking hard you'll shit my Size 14 Doc Martens for a month. I'll fucking curbstomp your little monkey ass, you horsefucker. If you so much as get within fifteen miles of me I'll fucking know it, buddy. I'm waiting, and if you FUCK WITH ME one more goddamn time, they won't be able to ID your corpse.

Of course, this spam is much better than just having an imast general thread~

>>7591106
What?
Are you fucking stupid?
What's wrong with you?
You horrible child
Goddamit
Jesus
Holy fuck.
Don't give me bullshit like that EVER again.

>>7591106
shut up jones :(

>>7591113
Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.I will not tolerate any more of you faggot ass faggots disrespecting me. do you know how close you are to being completely olibiterated? i am not even close to joking when i say you better shut the fuck up. is talking back to me really worth ending up dead in some ditch covered in your coevered in your own blood while you slowly bleeding out of a gunshot and knife would as you eventually die to death? FUCK YOU and show me the respect i deserve or you WILL know the true power of the fury of my unmstoppable raging wrath.Next time you wanna talk shit, know one thing, I don't fucking play around when it comes to shit talking faggots like yourself, so if you wanna talk shit, i suggest you do it to my face.

>>7591117
hey brian do you like logh or do you just like posting areyoufrustrated.jpg
its a good series

>>7591123
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

>>7591132
Reported

>>7591132
Reported again using a proxy.

>>7591136
>>7591138
Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

Now that the children are gone, what do you guys think of the anime adaptation?

>>7591503
I think it should be discussed in /a/ with the rest of the anime.

>>7591503
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to /jp/ a while ago; you know, /jp/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people posting there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Otaku Culture" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /jp/ just because it's Otaku Culture, fool.
It's only Otaku Culture, O-T-A-K-U CULTURE for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some /jp/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna reply to this troll." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Otaku Culture if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a TRU NEET place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the computer screen can start an e-fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-shitty, with currybutt."
Who in the world orders currybutt nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with currybutt?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "currybutt"?
Coming from a /jp/ TRU NEET such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra hoop-dog.
That's right, extra hoop-dog. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra hoop-dog means more hoop-dog than currybutt. But on the other hand the quality is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by Suigin from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to normalfags.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's 2hu thread.

>>7590628
This is why I wasn't really looking forward to an im@s anime.

>my face when people bitch about and IM@S thread but will spam 20 Touhou anime threads an hour when it comes out

>>7592809
>my face when you didn't even put a reaction image in your post

>>7592809
It's funny because you're overlooking the fact that both parties do so just to provoke a reaction from /jp/. But hey, when in a Sion thread post like Sion, right?

Fuck this thread is disgusting.

The Anime shit shouldn't be posted here but iM@S is /jp/ related. You would have to be extremely new to believe otherwise.

>>7592849
You are literally replying to Sion.

What a bitch

>>7593130
That's why nobody likes her.

>>7593130
>>>/a/

They cut off Chihaya's song. What a shitty anime.
Other than that I guess there was nothing unexpected here. Keion designs are promising. Sucks that Producer doesn't have the letter P for a head.

>>7593130
>>>/Sion/

>>7593149
>>>/a/

>>7593155
>>>/a/

I was totally in love with the silent/invisible Producer idea...

and then they killed it.

Those fuckers.
I swear, nobody gives a flying fuck about a stunt penis. Just have cute idols doing cute things and music. THAT'S ALL THEY HAD TO DO~!
But no, we got penis, big floppy faggoty penis.

>>7593172
>>>/a/

>>7593149
>>7593172
Both reported for anime discussion. Go back to /a/ and take your garbage with you.

>>7593182
You talk like you're running the place yet you didn't even sage.

Remember, as a general rule of thumb, to ignore retarded posters.

>>7593172
You shouldn't have gotten your hopes up in the first place. Aren't the games about the self-insert producer guy having relationships with the idols to make them better at singing?
I just hope he's not the standard "dumbfuck harem protagonist" Japan loves so much. Never understood why that archetype was so common.

>>7593194
wat

>>7593172
I think it would just be too awkward to have just text 26 episodes. Having an actual voice will just make things flow better in general. The first episode was just a nod to the silent producer from the games but having an actual person just really makes more sense. At the very least guy with glasses was one of the more used Producer designs besides the P-head.

>>7593236
Who gives a shit go back to /a/ already.

>>7593201
That's not sage, that's nokosage you blind twat.

>>7593242
I think moot should delete /a/ and redirect the posters here since so much anime is based on /jp/ related stuff anyway.

>>7593236
Why is the girl who cries all the time and eats hamster food wearing Kyouko's outfit?
If it's a voice acting joke, wow, this role is a step down.

>>7593248
And it does the exact same thing and I don't have to type it in all the time. Also reported for flaming. If you want to insult people go back to /a/b/v/.

>>7593172
>>>/u/

>>7593257
The newfaggotry in this one is off the charts.

>>7593257

>>7593311
lol

>>7593257
lol I hope that was a troll

How do your threads end up like this, Sion.

>>7593402
TOP SECRETO

I wish this doujin could be found

>>7592809
>CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs

Homura just got shitty

Finally, a im@s thread, I was getting sick of all the 'which touhou would you go to the laundrette with?' threads.

>>7594146
Happy birthday Sion! Is it true that you're not underage anymore?

>>7594192
>implying my birthday is in July

>http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/feature/2011-07-04/rebecca
>Rating: 0 (out of 5)
>It is unclear whether Idolm@ster is trying to be anime or a reality show, or maybe a visual novel without any choices.

>>7590628

>>7594294
kimoi

>>7595441

I liked Takane. It wasn't very interesting other than that though. This seems like just fanservice for people who played the games.

>>7596130

Excellent.

>>7596697
I think that's the goal. I would expect a lot of game reference and references to other IDOLM@STER memes. The director is literally just a fan so I would expect a lot of fan service

>>7596697
>>7597612
>>>/a/