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Why would anyone do such lewd things?

>>7589547
wtf man. masturbation is fukkin gross :D

>>7589560
>:D
Please don't do this.

Only kids masturbate. True men fuck bitches up in the ass.

I haven't masturbated all day /jp/
Give me something to wank to.

you know what? I like also being watched while masturbate, and masturbate others, males and females.

Masturbating is for normalfags. Go back to /soc/.

>>7589583
This reminds me to that one picture of Aya masturbating to Yuyuko masturbating.
If you masturbate to this you just need someone to masturbate to your masturbating

>>7589583
You can't masturbate others, you know. I don't want to alarm you, but you may have unintentionally engaged in sex.

>>7589569
It's just me, don't be so scared.

>>7589593
oh, c'mon you know what I'm meaning. it's really a good sensation holding the warm and hard penis of a friend in your hand, and made him ejaculate.

>>7589592
Have a Rin masturbating to someone else.

>>7589602
yeah, masturbating toohoos are cute. keep 'em coming.

anyone ever masturbate while eating?

>>7589599
That's a handjob. That might not count as sex anymore. I'm not sure.

>This reminds me to that one picture of Aya masturbating to Yuyuko masturbating.
If you masturbate to this you just need someone to masturbate to your masturbating.

>My mind.

>Full of fuck. (litterally)

>>7589674
Really litterally?
I think you should see a doctor then

>>7589663
I don't have enough hands for that.

>>7589660

This pic made me lol. What is the source? Some random art by a fan or?

>>7589663
I sometimes masturbate while drinking tea.

>>7589674
>Full of fuck. (litterally)

Sure is 16 in here.

It must feel awesome to write erotic stories and know a bunch of anonymous creepy men are masturbating to your words.

>>7589689
Neonomicon

>>7589547
Yes. But I try not to too often. It's a lot more enjoyable when you hold back.

>>7589663
No. Bad choking hazard.

>>7589702
The name was in the filename. Don't retype the filename for people. Bad Anon.

>>7589699
I actually get off on this somewhat

I am masturbating to the thought of hundreds of other /jp/sies masturbating.

>>7589689
Fuck off to /a/ you blind faggot.

Too bad someone already gave the source, otherwise you might have maybe considered actually looking for the source on your own for once.

In before vomit-chan. In before >vomit-chan, I know her name.

>>7589847
Are women's breasts really that sensitive?

>>7589861
Don't know. But seeing nipples being tweaked in a picture and I can feel it.

>>7589824
take it easy

>>7589592

Around 10 years ago I made a video of myself masturbating and then masturbated to it.

>>7589886

So are you going to make a video of yourself masturbating to yourself and masturbate to that one day? I think that would be kind of funny.

>>7589897
I do that all the time.
Suprisingly arousing.

>>7589886
You filmed yourself masturbating, then 10 years later you masturbated to it? That's a brilliant idea.

>>7589861
About as sensitive as a male's dick.

>>7589907

It seems like that, but only if you're attractive enough to yourself. I don't think I could masturbate to myself.

>>7589886

10 years ago; were you underage then? if so that's hot. i wish i would have done that.

>>7589930

/jp/ is gay for everyone. Even himself.

I wish I had a son I could film masturbating. Then I could pass the video down to him after I'm done with it in 10 years.

I'll make a copy

>>7589930
He could sell this as childporn.
Man that must be really strange, selling childporn of yourself

>>7589933

I don't think I could say that about myself.

>>7589938

I wonder if it's illegal to have underage porn of yourself on your computer

i am teh masturbatØr

>>7589942

It is. In fact, I know of a few cases in Canada where I live that underage teen girls, whom after taking nude pics of themselves, were arrested and charged with the production and distribution of CP as they were not 18 at the time.

>>7589938

attention underage future-NEETs: tape yourself now, reap profits when you release the videos later.

I should have been more clear. Around 10 years ago is when the filming, the masturbation, and the re-masturbation took place. Now that I think about it, it was probably closer to 12-13 years ago.

Making a video of myself masturbating to the video of myself masturbating, and then masturbating to that could have the potential to be some bizarre M.C. Escher-esque experimental film or something.

Also, I would definitely watch that again if I still had it. I have often fantasized about going back in time and fucking myself when I was around that age. I think it would be fun.

If only I had the foresight to make child porn of myself and then sell it...though I wonder what the legal ramifications of that would be.

To keep this on topic, here is Sanae feeling herself.

>>7589956

the outcome would probably be the same if authorities ever discovered the material, but in those cases the girls actually DISTRIBUTED the pics/videos.

this thread is strangely entertaining.

>>7589966
Law sure is weird. A girl makes a video of herself and distributes it to people who wish to view it. This act obviously has no victim.

>>7589962
I was the opposite. When I was younger, I masturbated to the fantasy of being fucked by an older me.

this thread has me fully aroused. i'm going to masturbate to /jp/ talking about masturbating to themselves masturbating.

it's like an epic circlejerk.

>>7589992

What a strange turn of events. I myself am actually trying to quit, although I have a feeling it won't work.

>>7589992
make sure to film and post it later so we can masturbate to it

>>7589985
You could argue that it encourages the viewers to seek out more underage material that could be resulted from victims

>>7589989

Oh, it's definitely that too.
If I traveled back in time to do anything like this, I would also experience, and have the memory of, an adult sucking my dick and fucking me as a young boy. Which would be awesome.

>>7589660
yo comrade. Where can I get this?

>>7589996
It's funny how they both treat pedophilia as something extremely unnatural that only a completely insane person could want to engage in, but also act like anyone could get addicted to it and lose all reason from just being allowed to see one single picture.

>>7589999
But if you traveled back in time and fucked your younger self, your younger self would get addicted to cock and become completely submissive, meaning that your new future self would never be able to go back in time and fuck the younger you, which would create a time paradox.

>>7589699
Does cybering while pretending to be a girl count?

>>7589997

Quit? What possible reason is there to quit? Humans are sexually incompatible with each other. You can experience greater sexual ecstasy alone than you ever could with another person.

>>7590014
He thinks he can purify himself and do more productive things with his life or something. What a foolish man.

>>7590005
It is a disease we must stop from spreading, just like homosexualit- Uh, I mean, I fully support gays. Thankfully I have modern society to tell me what's right and what's wrong.

>>7590014

Feels like a distraction rather than anything good. I'm tired of getting distracted.

I don't because I'm afraid I'll break my dick

>>7590010

This is the single greatest application of the grandfather paradox I have ever seen.

>>7590016
>He thinks he can purify himself and do more productive things with his life or something. What a foolish man

This.
I'm not that guy but I wanna stop too and this is my reason.
Well except that part about doing productive things.
Couldn't care less about that

>>7590014

this is so true. growing up i thought sex with someone else must be the greatest thing ever but honestly, i have better orgasms by myself.

when i had a gf i wanted to just sit back and masturbate together more often that have penetrative sex but she thought that was weird. boys seem cooler about that sort of thing; i remember when i was younger having races to see who could come the fastest.

>>7590025

If it doesn't feel good something needs to change. I would suggest purchasing an onahole, a vibrator, and exploring pornography and fantasies that you have not explored yet.
Go younger, go older, go weirder, more perverted, less perverted.

I think a we all experience a feeling of boredom every now and then, though.

>>7590040

I already masturbated to tons of strange fetish material, doesn't do anything anymore. Maybe I should try getting one of those thing though. I don't know, I've always enjoyed the feeling of beating someone at something more than masturbation.

>>7589547
>I know I'm probably in the minority here, but who else loves masturbating?
>minority

Just a while ago, I saw a masturbating thread though.

I find it a chore. I do it once in a while just out of obligation, but seriously takes me a couple hours to actually climax because I'm never into it and get distracted and lose my boner quickly. I'll do it maybe once every month or so these days.

>>7590047
I can't imagine. I average thrice a day.

>>7589861

>>7590046
Have you tried staying away from it for a little while before trying again? For example, telling yourself you won't fap for a month?

Hell, for me, a day or two is enough to remind me how much I love fapping.

>>7590054
that would wear me out both physically and mentally and I'd have to stay in bed for a whole day afterward

>>7590047

i feel bad for you. i'd put masturbating on par with playing a great new game or eating really good food.

>>7590065

Yeah, I've done that a few times. It's okay, but it's nothing special. I'd rather be doing other things.

Doing more than just straight up fapping helps too. I already mentioned toys, but you can go even simpler. I personally enjoy edging quite a bit. I don't edge every time, but it's certainly something my repertoire.

>>7590079

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of edging too admittedly. I don't know.

>>7590058
Source? iqdb doesn't help.

>>7590133
No one tell him. It'll be funny.

>>7590133
>iqdb
Wrong site for doujin page file searches. Try e-hentai. Or ExHentai if you know how to access it.

>>7590148
thanks. does e-hentai support reverse image search?

>>7590148
Found it on exhentai but none of the pages will load. ;_;

I'm tired of masturbating and it bores me now. It used to take all my willpower to not beat off for two days.......now I can go two weeks without it and tell myself, "Tonight, I'm jerking off." I then end up getting bored, losing my boner and putting my penis away. I've tried jacking off to nearly every perversion and fetish and even just jacked off in the shower to my OWN fantasies. It's all boring and meh to me now.

I actually thought my testosterone levels might have taken a nosedive (I'm 24) but I did not exhibit any of the symptoms such as being tired all the time, loss of erection frequency (I still get morning wood and pop boners throughout the day, I just don't want anything to do with them.) etc etc.

Maybe you guys just aren't eating properly.

>>7590221

I've never really eaten properly. I don't know why I don't really feel so great when I do it anymore. Maybe I will get something to assist with masturbation, I don't know.

>>7590263
Depression.

>>7590204

Just try radiohead and niku ringo doujins. Dicks, dicks everywhere. You'll never be the same after fapping to a giant testiclejob and a dickgirl plunging her head in a dickgirl's giant smegmafull foreskin.

>>7590273
I've already fapped to /d/ related stuff. It no longer does anything for me.

>>7590184
Same here.

On a side note, I just masturbated while emptying bottles of water on myself. It's a very weird mixture of guilt and pleasure, enough to get me going even after having masturbated two times (my average is once a day). I think my dick is starting to hurt now.

>>7590270

The only problem is the masturbation itself. I only did it because I kind of had the urge and it wouldn't go away, a lot of it is boring to me now. All other activities are unaffected.

>>7590184
Blank gray page? Try disabling Hentai@Home on the settings page (it's at the very top).

>>7590168
If you mean like iqdb then yes. But it's for finding manga, CG and the like. Not generic images.

>>7590184
>if you know how to access it
Apparently not. Short version is:
- Clear browsing history
- Make account on e-hentai forums if you don't have one
- Log in, make sure it remembers
- Go to ExHentai

>>7590279
You know, when I exhaust all /d/ material, I find myself going back to the basic stuff. I mean REALLY basic stuff.

>>7590305
Ah, great. Thank you kindly.

>>7590309
I find my turn-ons change all the time. Last few days it's been amputees.

>>7590309
Why is Kanako so hot?

>>7590319
She is and I'm not interested in figuring out why. But I am going to put this back to the topic.

>>7590315

>>7590277
Try peeing on yourself in the shower.

I actually haven't masturbated since around October of last year.

>>7590348
Right...and the pope hasn't molested a boy since last Christmas.

>>7590348
Don't you have tons of wet dreams if you don't fap?

enjoy your crusty sheets

>>7590309
i wish i could shave Kanako-sama's pubes with my teeth

>>7590370
The diaper catches it all.

>>7590340
I am trying not to experiment with my own waste, even though pee is sterile. You poisoned my mind now, though, and I'm probably going to try it. What gets me off in my case though, is the fact that I'm using water outside the bathroom and the thought of it and the mess I'm creating. Maybe it's because during my childhood I used to be a very neat and tidy person.

>>7590377
Try ejaculating on your own face with some clever positioning.

>>7590370
Wet dreams don't work like that!

>>7590393
They kinda do though. If you fap regularly, you pretty much won't have wet dreams. If you don't, then you sometimes do.

>>7590340
Strangely I've found it's VERY difficult to pee myself while still wearing clothes. I only tried it once, but I really had to concentrate to make it happen even though I had to pee fairly badly. I guess years upon years of conditioning will do that.

i like masturbating to HELL and back, it makes my penis feel naizz =/

Decided to give it a go anyways. Felt mediocre. Oh well.

I can't fap while standing up

i'm a mediocre Sinbag

I didn't fap for 3 and a half weeks and no wet dream. What gives?

>>7590478
Autism

>>7590478
Keep waiting. The older you are, the longer it takes.

>>7590428
I can barely even pee standing up.

>>7590478
Yellow smelly semen.

Every time I have a dream that might turn sexual it just keeps dragging on and on and I never actually have sex before I wake up.

Forever a virgin in reality and fantasy.

>>7590393
You like Kurisu or something?

>>7590497

Exactly. Delicious Suika half naked-> you must do that before-> you do-> now you must do that-> you do-> this 10 times-> Finally get your hands on her-> alarm clock.

All of my hate.

>>7590533
Take control. Use imagination and rub it out.

>>7590558
That imagination just doesn't compare to dreams though.

The best is sleeping in during the morning and afternoon when you keep waking up every 10 minutes or so only to fall back asleep almost immediately. I keep plunging straight into dreams and I'm somewhat aware of them, it's like virtual reality.

>>7590573
Yeah but it sounds like your dreams are tremendous cock-teases that don't deliver.

>>7590497
>>7590533

Do you snifff cat piss before going to sleep?

>>7590607
Very true. I'm even out right trolled by my dreams sometimes.

It probably helps if you've actually had sex before. My dreams never go right.

>>7590497

I can lucid dream fairly regularly, and the stimulation is pretty awesome, but I've only managed to orgasm once while still 'asleep'. Normally I wake up what feels like seconds before it'd happen.

It's the most fucking infuriating thing ever.

>>7590651
That's not true. You just suck a dreaming.

>>7590651
Don't know. I don't usually get them unless I hold off for more than a week, and then they're always strange and very vague.

>>7590644
On the subject of trolling...

>>7590533
Fucking this. I fucking know this feel so well. It's ruined my only chance with so many Touhous.

Im not sure what the reason is, but all of my orgasms used to be kinda slow dribbling, nothing exciting, boring stuff.

The last month or so i've been extremely depressed, not eating much else, malnourished probably. Haven't talked to anybody in weeks. Never stopped masturbating, or have slowed down, pretty much kept the same routine on that.

Since then I CAN FUCKING SHOOT SEMEN A GOOD 5 FEET NOW. I don't understand it, and it scares me a little.. but it is fun to watch.

>>7590385
I once had the idea to ejaculate on my own face. I masturbated and edged for a long time to maximize my distance all while leaning forward hoping to catch atleast a spurt on the face. Everything was going fine until the last moment when I asked myself if this was really something I wanted to be doing, if I really wanted to have to walk across the hallway into the bathroom to rid my face of semen. I don't know if you've ever had experiences with semen on skin/hair and water, but in those cases it never really comes out without the help of a lot of soap. I decided against it and leaned back. When I came it shot up to my chest. If I hadn't leaned back it definitely would have hit me in the face.

>>7591269

i gave this a go once, creamed my face, felt great for about 5 seconds then the sex rush went away and i just felt dirty and guilty.

... I've never done it. I've never really ever felt the need to.
I'm pretty sure /I'm/ the extreme minority, not you.
>die monster, you don't belong in this world