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Oh god /jp/, I just ahegao'd from this thing.

I got my Nexus Vibro ages ago according to /jp/'s recommendation. I haven't had much luck with it since because I haven't had the opportunity to spend time and get used to it. Last couple of days such an opportunity came up so I've been using it for fapping every night and each time was more intense than the last.

Tonight I decided to really go for it. Got out of the shower with freshly shaven legs and slipped into my maid dress with new pair of silky white stocking. Put on some nice maido H on the TV, lubed up the Vibro and fliphole and jumped on the bed determined to edge for the good 35min duration of the video. About 15 minutes in it started to happen. I could feel waves of pleasure reverberating up and down my body and I found myself wobbling and having trouble staying in the kneeling position. I held on somehow and finally exploded in tune with the climax of the video. When I came to I found myself on my back, panting and still twitching from the aftershocks. Most intense orgasm I've experienced in my life. It was so strong that I recall myself involuntarily moaning and I'm still having trouble walking without my knees going all rubbery.

>> No.7570535

the blood started flowing, but i couldn't manage a boner for this story, sorry. is that the one you've got? which size is it and do you do other anal masturbation?

>> No.7570537

I swear most sex toy companies must have a "/jp/ astroturfing" budget entry by now

>> No.7570547

>>7570537
and the military, MG, JAST, CF, etc.

>> No.7570562

>>7570535
Yeah that's Nexus Vibro which was what I used, the shaft is about 11cm long.

I also have a Rudeboy but I don't like it as much. Rudeboy is better for fapping in front of the computer (Vibro's handle means it's hard to get a comfy sitting position with it), but Vibro is better in all other situations. Most importantly it's hands free, due to its shape the harder you clench the more firmly it stays in. Rudeboy tends to slip out.

>> No.7570569

What a coincidence, I just came back from trying out my Aneros. Didn't achieve anything, though. All it does is make me so horny that I want to fap until I climax as fast as possible, which is ultimately unsatisfying.

>> No.7570575

>>7570521
do you feel raped?

>> No.7570583

Before reading this thread I thought it was a gear lever...

>> No.7570586

Does it make you swim faster?

>> No.7570591

>>7570547
>CF
>>7570572
Impeccable timing.

>> No.7570597

>>7570575
I guess a little bit. Not really though. Previously when I tried to use it it does leave more of a sore raped feeling, probably because I was more tense? Tonight I don't feel sore at all.

Maybe I'm becoming the slutty little girl

>> No.7570601

>>7570562
besides rude boy do you have dildos, or anything like that? you said the position you were in involved your knees, but i'm confused how you used it. was it just cradling/rocking movement and hands free, or did you play with it. 11cm is smaller than i expected. how does the rude boy compare in size.

there was another anon yesterday who said aerous (completely forgot the name) was better than rudeboy too.

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7570603

my face when i read this posts.

>> No.7570623

>>7570569
you need to patience..

>> No.7570627
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7570627

I wish I could experience that but I'm not gay enough to buy a dildo and shove it up my ass. I would never be able to look myself in the mirror again.

>> No.7570635

>>7570627
It's only gay if you imagine another guy's dick in your ass when you're doing it, otherwise it's the same as fapping normally.

>> No.7570637

>>7570623
I need a cute, sadistic loli to tie me up and not let me go before I've reached an orgasm from anal stimulation only.

>> No.7570641

>>7570521
Chisame?

What has the army doen to you?

>> No.7570642

>besides rude boy do you have dildos, or anything like that?
No, I'm big on the vibrating thing

>you said the position you were in involved your knees, but i'm confused how you used it. was it just cradling/rocking movement and hands free, or did you play with it.
I was kneeling (genuflecting if you will) on the bed with skirt in mouth. I find that bouncing up and down as if you're a little girl riding cock makes it shift a little bit inside of you and is more pleasurable. When you go down the tip of the handle hits the bed and presses the head of the Vibro forward which is intensely pleasurable.

>11cm is smaller than i expected. how does the rude boy compare in size
Rudeboy is significantly bigger, so if you're looking for the "raped" feeling then Rudeboy is better.

>> No.7570644

>>7570635
There's a pretty big difference between stroking your wiener and putting a dick in your ass.

>> No.7570659

>>7570644
Of course there is, but anal masturbation generally doesn't involve having a dick in your ass.

In both cases you're just doing stuff to your body for pleasure, but if you're too homophobic to try it it's your loss.

>> No.7570684
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7570684

Would I be gay if I got one and fantasized it being a monster girl putting her tentacles up my ass? I'm not a homosexual at all but I still fantasize about that kind of things.

>> No.7570689

>>7570684
Why does it matter?

>> No.7570690

>>7570684
Nope, you're all set.

>> No.7570692

>>7570684
>gay
>girl

You should be able to solve this.

>> No.7570693
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7570693

Good for you.

>> No.7570694

>>7570690
>>7570689
Next step, moving out of my parents attic so I can actually get that.

>> No.7570695

>>7570684
Dude, bro, that's so fucking gay

Like, if you dare do that, Imma get me and my buddies Jose and Chavvy to come beat your ass, faggot

>> No.7570696

>>7570642
very erotic and lewd writing. imagining that gave me an erection. which is better for rocking back and forth/cradling? your description sounds hot, but it seems too involved for me.

when you said hands said hands free did you mean you orgasmed without jerking off? or did you simply mean you didn't push it in and pull out.

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7570699

>>7570684
Nope

Here, let me set the scene for you

>> No.7570712

Damnit, I wish I wasn't too shy to buy this stuff.

>> No.7570715

>which is better for rocking back and forth/cradling
You mean sitting down in a chair? Rudeboy. That handle on Nexus Vibro makes it pretty much impossible for chair fapping.

>when you said hands said hands free did you mean you orgasmed without jerking off? or did you simply mean you didn't push it in and pull out.
No hands free as in, you can just leave it setting inside of you and it will stay right were it is. If you put a Rudeboy inside of you and you don't either hold it in with your hand or sit down on it then it will fall out as soon as you squeeze it.

>> No.7570727

>>7570715
if you wanted to to do hands-on is nexus better?

>> No.7570734

>>7570627
There is nothing "gay" in stimulating your prostate. Actually, it's the source of male pleasure.

The male orgasm happens in three phases. The first "climbing" sensation, the actual climax where you ejaculate, and a trail-off as the body eventually relaxes. Through the first and third phases, the pleasure comes mainly from the nerves in the penis. The main pleasure of the orgasm, however, comes from the prostate pushing ejaculate and "rubbing" itself in doing so.

So if you think that it's "gay" to stimulatie your prostate in any way just stop masturbating at all.

>> No.7570772

>>7570727
I think you're looking for a dildo? Neither Nexus Vibro nor Rudeboy are designed for thrusting in and out. You're suppose to put them in, turn them on and just let them do their work. Vibro have that handle which allows you to work the head of it around inside of you but it's definitely not designed for thrusting.

>> No.7570789

>>7570772
i see, and thanks for the information about it. when i get the courage to face the delivery guy handing me the package i'll be getting a nexus.

>> No.7570790

But you poop from there

>> No.7570804

>>7570789
The packaging is discreet if I remember correctly. Pretty much any online shop that sells sex toy would be discreet with their packaging.

>> No.7570815

>>7570804
Never buy anything international, they have to put the contents on the label for customs.

>> No.7570823

>>7570815
They can be vague and put something like "Toy" though. It doesn't have to say "anal sex toy for prostrate stimulation".

>> No.7570877
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7570877

I have one of these too, only used it 7 or 8 times since it's a big to-do. Half the times were good, the rest didn't feel worth the trouble. However, you've inspired me again.

>> No.7570891

what is a good lube to use for your butt

>> No.7570896

I still use cucumbers for anal masturbation, is it really worth my money if I already enjoy just cucumbers?

>> No.7570901

>>7570891
none are safe, since your anus will absorb any liquid you put inside..

>> No.7570909

I wish I wasn't a premature ejacuator so I could benefit from the pleasure those kinds of toys bring. I normally last less than a minute when masturbating. My only saving grace is that usually I get hard almost immediately If I want to, and can reach climax a total 7 or 10 times before feeling drenched for the next 6 hours.

>> No.7570923

>>7570909
you aren't suppose to ejaculate when using a prostate massager...

>> No.7570929

>>7570891
>>7570901
I use KY. Any water based lube would be fine. There's no such thing as a "specially formulated anal only" lube.

>>7570909
I feel that I actually lasted longer today because of it. Earlier on with all the stimulation it was harder than normal to hold on to the edge. But once the prostate pleasure wave started to kick in I kind of lost myself in that sensation and didn't have an intense urge to cum anymore. I feel I could edge for much longer if I wanted to when in that state.

>> No.7570937

>>7570923
Teach us more. Most people here seem to just use their prostate massagers as assistance while masturbating normally.

>> No.7570944

>>7570923
People say that but I think it's bullshit. Ejaculation is still by far the most pleasurable part of the whole session. Prostate stimulation adds to the pleasure of cumming not detract.

>> No.7570954

>>7570923
>>7570929

It's a gimmick of mine, prostate stimulation makes me ejaculate instantly. Even without it, it actually takes a lot of willpower and and the suppression of the feelings I receive to last more than 10 minutes. I've found out that the only thing that makes me last is getting femdomed, but it's hard to partake in group activities like those with social anxiety.

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>>7570699
Sauce?

>> No.7570990

Can cutfags achieve that orgasm swell?

>> No.7570993

>>7570990
why not?

>> No.7571079

>>7570990
Most of the orgasm comes from your prostate so it doesn't matter whether you're cut or not.

>> No.7571087

Dammit, you guys are really getting me to want to try this sort of thing out, but I really shouldn't.

>> No.7571093

>>7571087
do it

>> No.7571100

>>7571093

I'm really trying to cut back on masturbation as a whole, this really won't help with that.

>> No.7571106

Sorry, I'm relatively new here, so I had no idea this was a japanese board for homosexuals (no offence). After being on here for three months the femininity and (not so) subtle homosexuality exhibited by users are getting to me.

Can someone recommend me a straight japanese board? Somewhere with no shotas, traps, crossdressing little boys, and users who don't shave their legs and drool at the thought of being gangraped by large men while wearing a skirt with their penis tucked between their legs.

>> No.7571107

>>7571087
What do you think got ME to try it? It's too late. You are already the little girl.

>> No.7571110

>>7571106
>Can someone recommend me a straight japanese board?

You dn't realize all of 4 chan is gay?

>> No.7571116

>>7571106
try /v/

>> No.7571119

>>7571107

I'm too broke to afford anything currently, so that's fortunately holding me back. I don't want to get addicted to masturbation again.

>> No.7571120

>>7571110
You didn't realize that was an ages-old kopipe?

>> No.7571121

>>7571106
>three months
Protip: If you weren't here for the split, you probably don't belong here.

>> No.7571127

>>7571119
Oh then I don't want to encourage you to do anything bad for yourself.

>> No.7571141

>>7571106
hurrdurr try >>>/u/

fuck off. stop replying to this guys shitty copy&paste he made cause asspained over cross-dressing and anything that's not yuri.

>> No.7571242

>>7571127

It's not that I don't want to try it. It's just that I lack the self control. Maybe in the future, I don't know.

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7572151

>>7570976
[101105][Vanadis] Mamono Musume-tachi to no Rakuen ~Slime & Scylla~

>> No.7572206

Okay, you know what? I'll go for it anyways. I don't care anymore. I hear it takes some getting used to before you start feeling that pleasure. What exactly is needed before this starts happening?

>> No.7572211

>>7572151
>>7570976
>>7570699
Wouldn't the suction cups hurt like hell?

>> No.7572222

>>7572211
It is eroge magic, friend.

>> No.7572250

>>7572206
You need to relax and have a few sessions under your belt for your body to familiarize with the feeling.

When you do it give yourself plenty of time per session. Don't be all "well I have 15 minutes free, let's try prostate stimulation". You need at last 30 minutes excluding clean up. Preferably open ended session.

>> No.7572271

>>7572250

Okay, so it just takes some time with it then. Thanks, I'll keep that in mind when I'm able to get one.

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7572344

I have one of these but I don't use it often. Much prefer a vibrator for the trusting feeling.

>> No.7572350

>>7572344

What do you mean by trusting feeling to be exact? I'm curious.

>> No.7572363

>>7572350
he probably meant thrusting.

>> No.7572369

>>7572363

Oh, I see.

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7572619

>>7572344
The anus is very sensitive after all.

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7572636

>>7572619

>> No.7572651

>>7572619

Now that I think about it, which would be better for a first time person? Or are they different to the point where it's tougher to make a comparison?

>> No.7572660

>>7572651

first timer? start with a sharpie or your finger(s) and work your way up to bigger toys/fruits/vegetables.

>> No.7572661

>>7571120
god I fucking hate kopipe. Stop being a faggot and use copypasta. You aren't on futaba.

>> No.7572663

>>7572660

i forgot to add /dragon dildo at the very end of that list.

>> No.7572682

>>7572660

Well, I'm more wondering about the stages after that I guess, with the differences between a vibrator and a prostate massager and whatnot.

>> No.7572683
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7572683

guys I just read Uzumaki and my Onahole is acting weird.

>> No.7572694

>>7572683

that hole looks fucking delicious.

>> No.7572692

>>7572682
A vibrator vibrates and a prostate massager massages your prostate. Is that so hard to understand?

>> No.7572701

>>7572692

Well I get that. I'm more referring to the differences in the pleasure received from them.

>> No.7572708

>>7572683
Don't worry, /jp/ is immune to the Eternal Spiral. The only effect it will have on you is that when you next use it, you will be absorbed into it and find yourself in a tunnel that slowly turns you into a cute girl with blonde drill hair.

>> No.7572710

>>7572692

pretty much what he said.

vibrator can stimulate the entire region; or whatever the vibrating part touches.

prostate massager can also stimulate the entire region, but more work is needed to move the head around to get the tip to touch other spots besides the aforementioned prostate.

they both can do the same job; but one is global "pleasure" (if thats the right word) while the other localizes the pleasure to a certain spot.

>> No.7572715

>>7572710

Okay, I see what you're saying, thanks.

>> No.7572717

>>7572708

>You_will_never_have_an_onahole_that_turns_you_into_a_cute_girl_with_blonde_drill_hair_sad-frog.j
pg

i can wish with all my might, but it will never happen.

>> No.7572713

>>7572708
>you will be absorbed into it and find yourself in a tunnel that slowly turns you into a cute girl with blonde drill hair.

Well I'd be stupid not to use it now!

>> No.7572725

>>7572715

but honestly, don't go that far yet. if you start at an already "extreme" pleasure, it will not be enough and you'll start craving larger toys/real cocks. like i said, start small. then work your way up.

>> No.7572726

might as well sticky this.

>> No.7572728

>>7572726
>>>/b/

>> No.7572729

>>7572726

..? why?

>> No.7572730

>>7572713
Don't forget to make OHOHOHO~ OHOHOHO~ OHOHOHOHOHO~ laughs while coming out from the other end of the tunnel to creep out the seismologists looking your way.

>> No.7572735

>>7572717
>>>/a/

>> No.7572736

>>7572729

because it's been on page 1 all day.

>> No.7572737

>>7572725

Okay then, I'll probably do that, and save that other stuff for later.

>> No.7572746

>>7572736

so you think because a anal masturbation thread hasn't gotten to the point where it auto-sages that it deserves to be stickied? on /jp/ no less?

are you new here?

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7572777

>>7572737

take your time with it. when you can't even get an erection with a finger or a sharpie, use two fingers. or a bigger sharpie.

>> No.7572780

This was posted almost a year ago to the day, how time flies~ ;_;

http://www.en-nls.com/pict2-17525-12000000

It terrifies me as much now as it did back then.

>> No.7572782

Do they make any of these that, uh... can burst-release ejaculatory-like substances?

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/jp/ - Homosex Male Culture

>> No.7572788

Read this thread, thought about buying Nexus Vibro.

Then I discover it costs 110 euros...

>> No.7572796

>>7572782
You might just go for the real thing at that point.

>> No.7572793

>>7572782

dragon dildos.

>> No.7572794

>>7572786
>6̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ 4̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ 2̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ 5̶0̶0̶,̶0̶0̶0̶ around 9000 or so
Nice touch.

>> No.7572799

>>7572777

Okay then, I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.7572800

>>7572782
I recall seeing something on 4chan a while back. Some sort of weird dildo (might have been a dragon one, not sure... im not an expert on peni) with a tube and syringe on it. I'm guessing its for that kind of stuff.

>> No.7572804
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7572804

Just got mine delivered a minute ago. Wish me luck.

>> No.7572806

This is fucking gay. I hope all of you burn in hell.

>> No.7572811

Yeah, dragon dildos do the ejaculation thing. Someone posted them on /jp/ a while ago. Forget where you buy them, "bad" something.com or some shit.

>> No.7572809

I still haven't figured out how to do the whole orgasm without ejaculation thing.

But I have figured out how to ejaculate without orgasming. It's not as fun. It's like precumming semen, and then the actual climax is disappointing. Maybe I'm getting closer to "you're still hard even after shooting out that much" level.

>> No.7572810

>>7572804

clean yourself out.

use water-based lube

don't grind on it...too hard.

and you'll be fine.

>> No.7572813

>>7572804
Have fun! The Helix is a great one to start with I think. Please tell us what you think!

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7572814

>>7572683

Me again I got lost, and this is the hole I'm currently drr drr drr through. What will this turn me into?

>> No.7572818

>>7572804
>>7570521
They look like sword hilts to me. Do they look like hilts to anyone else? EN GARDE!

>> No.7572819

>>7572814

it will turn you into a walking sack of STD's. that shit looks like herpes simplex X X X

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7572831

euuuggghaguaha

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7572823

>>7572818
The few. The proud. The anal masturbators

>> No.7572825

>>7572806
>>>/a/ and >>>/v/ will suit you more newfriend.

>> No.7572826

Differences between rudeboy and aneros?

>> No.7572829

>>7572814
That's a fucking nasty hole, dude. What are you doing?

>> No.7572836

>>7572823
The prostate stimulators look more ergonomic than that.

>> No.7572838

>>7572826
Rudeboy you sort of need to "sit" on or use your hands. Aneros once it is in, there is that little handle at the bottom that acts as a sort perineum massager. That will hold it in place so when you contract muscles and such you get the little massage. So it is hands free completely. Its easier to use than a Rude Boy.

>> No.7572840

>>7572811
Dragons, huh. Better get some more information before I splooge on one. I'm assuming one actually feels the liquids inside, or is it a temperature / fullness thing?

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7572844

>>7572831

>whisper more sweet nothings in my ear

>> No.7572848

>>7572840
I haven't used one myself, but from what I understand you put the liquid in it and then pump some area of the dildo and it releases the fluids.

>> No.7572855

>>7572840

i've heard stories where it's a bit of both. some people warm up the liquid beforehand so it's hot (not hot hot, just a tad warmer than body heat) and they can feel it traveling around their colon; which is the "full" feeling.

>> No.7572856

Has anyone tried ice cubes in there?

Is it really like cirno fingering you?

>> No.7572870

>>7572856

i wouldn't recommend ice cubes as your main "toy". it feels amazing at first but overuse can lead to desensitization kind of like a vibrator can do.

>> No.7572906

>>7572870

I'm right about the cirno fingering thing right?

>> No.7572920

>>7572777

What would be the recommended step after that? I think I'm already past that stage.

>> No.7572939

Is there any bathroom product that I can use as a substitute to lube? I tried shampoo and liquid soap, but those make my ass really burn after my sessions. But it feels so good I might just be a masochist. ;_;

>> No.7572942 [DELETED] 

Can you guys maybe be gay somewhere else?

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/cm/
>>>/y/

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7572950

I got this as my first massager on recommendation, but I'm not really satisfied. It's hard to insert and it starts feeling uncomfortable quickly.
Is it the toys fault (weird shape), or should I just give it some more time? So far I've only used it half a dozen times.

>> No.7572959

>>7572942
Hide the thread.

>> No.7572960

>>7572942
Get out newfriend.

>>7572920
Eh, look at the Aneros range and get one with a size you think you'd like. Look at the Rude Boy range too, they have some bigger models.

>>7572939
I wouldn't recommend it. The anal passage is really absorbant. Water based lube is the way to go.

I love the feeling of these sliding in and filling me up.

>> No.7572964

>>7572950
Why is it so curvy? You need something more sword-hilt-shaped, like the other ones in this thread. You're doing battle wrong!

>> No.7572967

Ahh, going through the archive there has been some good posts about this stuff.

>Just then I tried again, this time the tip of it was really pressing against some sensitive spot inside. I could feel myself shuddering from head to toe every minute or so, and with each wave of pleasure I would let out a sharp grasp. And then when I reached the end of the doujin and finally came, my lower half spasmed uncontrollably. With each contraction I could feel all these muscle inside tightening around the foreign object while straining to pump out buckets of cum.

>So /jp/, is this what a little girl feels when she starts having sex?

>> No.7572972 [DELETED] 

>>7572960
>newfriend

Well that narrows your board of choice down quite a bit.

>>>/b/

>> No.7572975

>>7572964
It's made of a very flexible material, so the shape isn't really an issue.

>> No.7573023

you're pretty dumb if you don't put things in your butt quite frankly

>> No.7573030

>>7573023
Sounds like too much effort.

>> No.7573056 [DELETED] 

Reported.

>> No.7573097

>>7573056
For what? Talking about shit we've spoken about on /jp/ for the last couple of years?

>> No.7573129

>>7572939
Look up diy cornstarch lube. Its water based and works 100% fine. Only thing is since you aren't putting a bunch of chemicals into yours like they do with real lube, the mixture will start separating after a while of storage.

>> No.7573130

OP better be a girl.

>> No.7573152

>>7573130

If you close your eye's I can be. ;)

>> No.7573154

>>7573129
This looks promising. Thank you. At least going out to buy some cornstarch beats using soap to do my stuff.

>> No.7573195

>>7573154
"Do not use internally."
But go ahead. Continue listening to Anon.

>> No.7573223

>>7573195
If an Anon tells an Anon to do something, and then another Anon tells that same Anon not to listen to the Anon that told you to do so, which Anon is the right Anon?

I'd rather listen to the Anon that told me to do so because me, Anon, am really desperate and do not know whom to believe: a random website on the internet or an experienced Anon who tried this before.

>> No.7573242

>>7573195
....It's cornstarch. One would think if you can EAT it, reversing the direction wouldn't cause too much trouble.

>> No.7573246

>>7573223
>another Anon tells that same Anon not to listen to the Anon
>go ahead. Continue listening to Anon.
no he didnt
so go ahead and do it

>> No.7573273

the tears in certain retards eyes when they've seen this on /jp/ all day must be priceless. keep crying about this thread.

>> No.7573290

>>7573242
You can eat glue. Would you glue your asshole shut?

>>7573223
It'd be better to do some research and use your brain instead of simply listening to what could be life-threatening 'advice'. If you want to hear from an anon with experience, then hear this: 100% canola oil is totally safe. Obviously not good with latex but for solo play, it's fine.

>> No.7573309

>>7573290
>glue
.....
Sure, why not? It's not going to do any harm, considering most glues that are safe to eat don't have any serious bonding power with human skin. You'd sweat that shit off but quick.

Do you have any sort of personal anecdotes to convey regarding the dangers of cornstarch lube?

>> No.7573316

cornstarch is the main ingredient in the homemade Onahole.

I doubt it's a good lube.

>> No.7573319

>>7573309
You want to use cornstarch, which serves as a weak adhesive, on the sensitive tissues inside your anus.

Would you seriously consider using it as an enema?

>> No.7573332

>>7573316
I can't imagine it being a good lube either. I would just buy some honestly, it's worth it and also definitely safe.

What lube do you guys recommend for onahole? I'm thinking of getting a 17 and something else with a few bottles of Peaces. Anyone use it?

>> No.7573333

vaseline
lotion
oval oil
vegetable oil
coconut oil


these damage some toys though so read if yours can only be used with water based products. these are safe since you can ingest them, and there is various uses for them such as applying them on your hair, massages. i wouldn't say a pour half a bottle of it into your anus is safe, but enough for lube should be fine.

>> No.7573353

>>7573319
>enema
We seem to have gotten off page here.

>> No.7573381
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7573381

>>7572811
>>7572855
That's right, it leaks out your ass too of course.

http://videos.toypics.net/view/514/chancebulged,-2/

>> No.7573393

>>7573381
oh my god how is that even possible

>> No.7573394

>>7573353
You're sticking it in your ass as lube.
Not temporarily, but to stay in there for a while while you ride something.

And it's a weak adhesive. Why not just put double sided tape on your dildo while you're at it?

>> No.7573397 [DELETED] 

So... I gather cooking oil works fine? I have bottles of the stuff here at home.

>> No.7573406

>>7573394
You know, heavy grease acts as an adhesive as well. Yet it's a lubricant.

>> No.7573419

>>7573397
yeah. i'm prett the guy saying cornstarch is trolling and probably the one who kept saying "go to >>>[insert]. cornstarch absorbs liquids and makes liquids thicker why would you ever use that as a lube for your ass? eating that shit straight is disgusting, putting it into your anus so it can get directly into your bloodstream seems horrible.

>> No.7573420 [DELETED] 

>>7573406
Suck my chode bro

>> No.7573440

>>7573381
Wow, I don't know if I could handle that. I mean, even with smaller things like a Rude Boy I often feel like I am going to piss when it goes all the way in.

Either way, time to whip out the Aneros.

>> No.7573436
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7573436

>>7573381
good god, it wasn't that he was doing it, it was that he was doing it so easily, like this is normal.

>> No.7573442

>>7573419
>get directly into your bloodstream
The particles are not small enough to osmose.

>> No.7573449

Blood btw not a good lube.

>> No.7573455

Here is another one of his vids showing the ejaculation thing pretty well!

http://videos.toypics.net/view/604/creampie-foxie-3/

>> No.7573452

>>7573381
his asshole must be ruined for life

will probably have to wear diapers when he's in his mid 20's

>> No.7573486

>>7573397
Make sure it's 100% canola oil.

>>7573381
>>7573455
Why am I so aroused?

>> No.7573488
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7573488

>>7572818

>> No.7573491

>>7573486
because you are naughty and need a spanking.

>> No.7573519

for all the dumb anal lube questions: WATER BASED ONLY. if it's oil/silicone/"organic"(that means cornstarch/canola/coconut oil; aka YEAST INFECTIONS IN YOUR ASS) don't even bother sticking it up there. and avoid benzocaine, it's an anesthetic. so if you tear yourself you wont feel anything and it'll be like jarman visits the dentist.

if you aren't comfy with buying water based anal lubes, then you can always go homemade.

the best homemade lube that should be the safest is a mixture of 3 parts baby oil for every 1/2 part Vaseline and other half water.

the baby oil/water mixture basically dissolves the Vaseline down to a jelly-like paste instead of the"i feel like i'm constipated" vanilla vaseline. it adheres to your walls and to the toy and doesn't dry out as fast as if you were just using vaseline. it feels amazing this way, or you can cut down on the vaseline a bit if you like little to no resistance/adhesiveness and/or just use a baby oil/water mixture. but newcomers be careful as smoother toys can be as deadly as knives if used with the baby oil/water lube. one wrong move and something as small as a sharpie can break skin because of the lack of resistance.

>> No.7573545

>>7573452

i believe he's already in his late 20's, he's just got body border lining on man-boy but still passable trap features.

i'm 23 but i barely look like i'm 15; you know those livestrong bracelets? it rests on the bottom of the palm of my hand and can go as far up as the middle of my forearm. i don't have broad shoulders and when my hair was medium-ish i got called "miss" alot. i would kill to have his body though.

>> No.7573556

>>7573488
A lightsaber! I knew it!

>> No.7573589

>>7573545
his video is hot and the stomach bulging is amazing, but it's sad thinking he can never enjoy a regular penis in his ass since he can already fit a horse inside easily.

it makes me wish my penis was the size of a horse so i could make someones stomach bulge too.

>> No.7573654

>>7573589
Do you realize the body adapts, right? That's like saying a woman can't enjoy sex after childbirth. You'd think /jp/ would know more about this sort of thing.

>> No.7573660

>>7573589

i think he's a regular on 7chan's sexy beautiful traps. if i recall that is his actual intent.

to fuck a horse. or rather, to have a horse fuck him. there is some gif out there where some bestiality drunk guy tried fucking a (non-sedated) horse and he took the full length in one hump. the rumor is that he died shortly after the vid because the thrust was so powerful that his deeper innards weren't used to anything traveling in that fast and ruptured. died of a horse cock to the ass. what a way to go. so i guess this guy is training for that.

>> No.7573665

>>7573654
This actually right.

I wonder how it would be to take a shit after something like this. When I anal masturbate and shit afterwards it's always a bit loose. I'm curious.

I said earlier in this thread I love the full feeling. That feeling from something that size, the thought of it nearly makes me agehao.

>> No.7573675

>>7573654
>That's like saying a woman can't enjoy sex after childbirth.

Most can't.

>> No.7573676

>>7573660
Mr. Hands is a classic 4chan video. The best part was he could have lived if his friend rushed him to the hospital immediately instead of standing around panicking like a moron first.

>> No.7573677

>>7573660
I think this video circulated in maybe '03 or '04 and it was named "Mr. Hands." Because of it's relatively innocent name it was often used to troll people.

>> No.7573704

>>7573665

best way to keep sphincter tension is to do kegals. right after you cum, pull toy out, do about 3 sets of 10 reps, spaced out in about 5 minutes. try to do this before you shit (or even better, shit before you stick a toy up there. clean yourself out, too. wouldn't want to smell shit while you fap). after a good 3 months you'll still have the virgin tight anus everyone dreams of but still be able to enjoy a toy (or cock; i don't discriminate) like you were a champ. even the brown doughnut will look like it's only been used as an exit.

>> No.7573777

>>7573704
Ah alright, thanks for the tip. I'll have to do this in future.

I usually do shit maybe 1/2 to an hour before I do anything anally, and sometimes use an enema. Even getting an enema has a certain pleasurable quality.

I've not slept with a guy before, it would be nice to be good and tight for him (and myself I guess).

>> No.7573812
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7573812

so this is /jp/ version of /v/ dragon dildos

>> No.7573851

>>7573812
But we usually aren't trolling or just fucking around I hope ;_;

>> No.7574535

What's with all the home made lube recipe? Why not just go to the supermarket and buy a tube? It's not like the cashier will instantly know you're going to use it for your ass. They'll probably assume you're in for a wild night with the waifu or something.

>> No.7574555
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7574555

>>7570521

>> No.7574588

fag with Photoshop

>> No.7574732
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7574732

So Rinnosuke was right all along!

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