/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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reported

>unhealthy to shower everyday
maybe not unhealthy, but a sign of OCD

I love britain and I hope they keep the flanders islands, argentina doesn't deserve them

The only people that anyone hates are from the US.

I would rather wipe Germany off the map.

Just two more months until 9/11 The Month: The Year

Most of us don't give a shit.

England is actually a pretty cool place, tbh.
Ireland and Scotland, in contrast, are complete shitholes.

>>7558103
Not a single thing you said even sounds remotely true.
What a terrible trolling attempt.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80dqOAlNHk

Your picture reminds me of this video, also

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OP is mad jelly that he's dad get rapped by britland man lol xD

>no broadband

oh man, i was half following you until that, you sir are a failure of a troll

most of this stuff is actually true, especially the literacy part, being scottish.

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Englishman here. I can confirm that we all have bad teeth and eat nothing but fish and chips. Same thing as all Americans are fat and stupid. Gotta be true if enough people say it right?

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>>7558216
Being American, I can safely say a good chunk of the population is fat and stupid, and damn near 99% of the rest are just plain stupid.

I hope your country is not like this.

is this a rerun or is this a fucking rerun

sup squidy

>yfw an amerifat gets mad near you

I would disagree with you, being English and all, but this place does suck. I lost all hope after the whole AV fiasco. I would move elsewhere, but I have no talent for modern languages and the politics in America is just as bad as over here.

>>7558254
>My face when a British male wore a thong, called his remote a smibbly bibbly, ate crisps and drank fizzy drink, collected the goop from his cheesedick and put it in a jar, paid high taxes, lost his Zed tile in scrabble, drank tea in delicate flower painted cups, wanked his chap's jibbly with slippy dip, had bad teeth, dove in the grass, digested digestive biscuits, went barmy, had a smoke and a pancake, had a closet full of blue track pants, snogged with his mate, feared the wrath of a queen, called his relative an upsy stairsy, surrendered in war, had scruffy hair, was prudish, felt dickey, said cheerio, ello, and god save the queen, smoked a fag, called his keyboard a hoighty toighty tippy typer, walked his cat on a leash, spent a fortnight in a hostel, used icing sugar, jimmied in the alley, told some one to belt up, sniffed stranger's knickers, ate a lolly, called the internet the inty winty, ringed his mum on the telly ferry, used a pillar box, was arse over tits drunk, had Tiger nuts, was a soap dodger, spun a yo-yo anti-clockwise, went to the C of E, drank scrumpy, had a beret, was gobsmacked, put on a welly, had some candy floss, was too fagged to do something, was randy, appreciated another male's waistcoat and and bum bag, smelled bad, took a shufti, watched the telly, took a kip, was off his trolley, took a poopy-doo on the tea cup, had a sticking plaster on his knee, called a fan a twirly gust, was rude, waited in a queue, drove in a roundabout, said tootle pip to his mate, wore a bearskin and stood real still, asked me to blow him, shot the chin wag, was arse over elbow over a dishy bloke, wore lederhosen, was a poof, learnt maths, cocked up, spent dosh, identified the primary colours, told someone to bugger off, and drove on the wrong side of the road near me

>>7558265

all countries are shit and every population is filled with assholes. arguing that britain is better than america is like arguing that puke filled with tomatoes is better than puke filled with carrots

>Most British men are uncircumcised
>it's gross and shows massive ignorance of AIDS risk

>The British only wash/bathe every two days at most. Older people especially actually believe it is unhealthy to shower everyday (lol)
I'm ok with this.
>Most British men are uncircumcised, I know this from getting changed in P.E, it's gross and shows massive ignorance of AIDS risk
Even more so.
>Brits don't even sell essential foods in their shops like Oats and french fries. Try to contain your rage here, but most Brits haven't even heard of pumpkin pie.
Neither did I. Essential foods my ass.
>The women are fuck ugly,(yeti legs) the food is disgusting, (the typical british breakfast is a deep fried mars bar) they think ice in drinks is some kind of rare fucking luxury, the people are drunk 24/7 even the kids and the men are all faggots.
That's about what I've heard from acquaintances who went to America.
>rest
idc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOzIFx4WDU

>>7559133
But if you have to pick one, you'll obviously pick the puke with your favorite food over the puke with food you don't particularly like.

British person here, I lol'd
1/10 troll level

I'm genuinely amused, /jp/ has single digit population figures - so statistically I'm the only person on the board that this could be aimed at.

Instead it's just amusing how untrue it is, even down to the ''fewer niggers'' remark. Certainly well thought out, applying Scottish and Irish clichés to the common Englishman though.

Still, you'd get a better response on /int/ or /b/.

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meanwhile in Britain

>>7559171
So I've watched Top Gear before. You guys do hate Clarkson right? I can only assume he's famous for being an asshole.

I like it when they say 'bloody hell' and 'innit'.

>>7559508

oh blotee 'ell i sure ain't be standun fer none o' these wogs innit

>>7559502
Some love him, some hate him. He was better before Top Gear became as popular as it's became in recent years.

In my home country, this is Nara of japan, american student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto policeman
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes
5.raping jap gal because jap gal say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by american
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
american=monkey same same