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>which x would you y

Cirno

None, they aren't real.

All of them, but I don't think I'd help them much.

>>7547905

Tax evasion crimes are very real.

I am terrible at giving people advice in general.

I'd condense her back debt into on low monthly payment using government funded relief programs if you know what I mean.

>>7547913
That's why they don't exist in Gensokyo.

>>7547919

it's programs like that that have drowned this entire country in debt. We need to sever the banks and re-balance America's economy.

>>7547924
Fuck it, just let it all fall down.

>>7547924
Yep nothing to do with the corruption on grand scale.

>>7547941

Not corruption, just stupidity. Wall Street is to blame. Our government is spending money that it doesn't have and now we can't make enough money to make up for it.

>>7547945
Man I wish I was stupid enough to have more money than I could spend in a lifetime thanks to fucking people over.

Sakuya, then I'd be a shoe-in for being a maid of Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>>7547945
Deficit spending isn't even a big deal.

>>7547897

>Reimu comes knocking on your door at 3am. You open up and she is crying. It turns out she is in debt to the IRS several hundred thousand dollars. She is afraid she will have to sell her body to pay it off.

What do you do?

>>7548042
Um. I do everything I can to make sure that doesn't happen!

>>7548042
She should be tax exempt, considering she lives on donations at a shrine.

>>7548042
Hire her lewd body

I like this thread a lot more than I should

>>7548053

You discover she has a gambling habit, and due to her seclusion has never filed taxes.

>>7548042
convince her to seal the IRS away in the hell of a thousand needles

>>7548054
I beat you with a gosei until you learn to keep your twisted propositions to yourself!

>>7548063
Well if she has a gambling habit she probably loses a lot, therefore her earnings would be below taxable threshold.
Your move.

Which Touhou would you pay to do your taxes?

>>7548080
Just a reminder to the new wannabe.

>>7548042
why does gensokyo pay taxes to the IRS?

>>7548088
Bachooie!

>>7547903

I think every possible way this question can be asked has been asked.

>>7548089 posting naughty anime pictures at an stranger on the internet
I bet your parents are real proud of you!

>>7548088
Both Cirno (lol base9) and Sakuya.
I'd post in Cirno's version on April 1, and take Sakuya's with me when they call me and ask 'what the hell'.
It'd probably only be funny once, though.

>>7548088
I'd do Komachi to pay my taxes

We need to tax churches. States like Texas, Oklahoma, Virgina, Missouri and Alabama would be goldmines.

>Go on a date with Tewi
>Fall in love
>Move in together
>One day, head to video store
>Head to adult section to rent video to keep the relationship spicy
>Find a hardcore loli flick, the star is Tewi
>Drive home in tears
>Get in fight with Tewi
>Tell her I don't know her anymore
>Move in with Yukari
>Get sodomized every night with a strapon
>Wishing it was Tewi using the strapon
>Run home to Tewi to make up
>Get married
>Reimu still massively in debt to the IRS
>Now has taken over Tewi's job

>>7548100
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22which+touhou+would+you%22

>>7548119
>Find a hardcore loli flick,
Best. Videostore. Ever.

>>7548119
>Move in with Yukari

living the dream

The whole economy of Gensokyo relies upon SDM getting taxed to hell.

>>7548119
Fuck you, Tewi would never be in porn. She's pure until I touch her.

>>7548402
Pure forever, more like.

TEWI HIJACK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uasv8IQYeyI

See, you don't use Tax evasion, you need to use Tax avoidance schemes. There's a difference, as evasion is illegal and avoidance just gets the revenue pissed off at you.

Besides, Gensokyo's under the National Tax Authority (Japan) not the IRS. They're happy to set up instalment payments if you're unable to meet the required amount right off, though the interest is a bitch. Better to get SOME money later on rather than jail and bankrupt someone.

Which Touhou would cosplay the Statue of Liberty and twirl a sign for a small wage?

Cirno might.

Marisa..... no wait, marisa is in real estate
you should ask patchy