/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At the cusp of his wizardhood his powers were stripped. It's a challenge we all must face.

Still four years left. I can do it before then!

;_;

My erect penis is atleast 7 inches long on average. If I'm more aroused, it's very slightly longer. It's also pretty thick.

That being said, it will never be used and no lolis will ever measure it.

>implying we'll ever have a first time with two lolis

While I still have hopes for consensual sex in the missionary position with someone who isn't a whale or mentally challenged, two lolis is just not possible.

>>7538768
>I still have hopes for consensual sex in the missionary position with someone who isn't a whale or mentally challenged

>>7538768
Assuming you have a cute sister, getting her and her friend to experiment on you sexually really shouldn't be that difficult of a thing to do. Kids, lolis, are naturally curious you see. I don't feel like getting into the details right now, but it's not out of the picture at all for someone with a sister.

>>7538774
I'm 24.
Too late for it to just happen at some party (and she'd probably be fat as well).
Too early to kill myself (I don't cheat in games either).

>>7538768
But /jp/ is the girls. Everyone knows that if you endure to 30 without ever having sex, you turn into an immortal little girl and your mind slowly changes into that of a lewd loli slut who seeks out other virgin men and rapes them so that only she can enjoy the vulgar pleasure of being an eternal little girl and taking in dozens of cocks everyday.

>>7538778
Its never to late to make a terrible mistake at a party where liquor is present!

I do it at least once a month.

>>7538777
I have 2, but they aren't really cute.

>>7538780
Well, I can't say it's my goal in life to become a wizard.
Just want money so I can buy consumer goods. So far it's not really working out even though I still have my savings. But I don't feel good about using money I haven't earned.
I guess it's up to the lottery to decide my fortune.

>>7538788
Well, they've got to have friends, right? What are their friends like?

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7bsq7d5f

>>7538782
I only drink with the girls in my shared kitchen here at the dorm where I live.
They are Good Girls™ (meaning that they to my knowledge are faithful to their respective boyfriends).
We talk and play SingStar (one of them has a PS2).

>>7538794
Far away from me.
One of them took me on a trip to Thailand some 4 years ago because her boyfriend had no money. We haven't spoken since, I moved to a new city to study, etc.
I never thought it would bug me as much as it did at the time.
It's probably to be considered a Good Thing that I didn't have sex with her. She was fat anyway.
I've never really talked to any other of her friends - I was just her big brother who stays in his room all the time.

>>7538798
Thank you.

>>7538810
Took a trip to Thailand? How old are your sisters? Mine are ten years younger than me and from a second marriage so what we had in mind was completely different.

>>7538828
My oldest sister is just a year younger than me. The younger one is 19 or 20, can't remember.
So even if my pure mind was corrupted by you guys at an earlier stage, I don't think anything would have happened.

About the trip to Thailand; after she was done with high school, she texted me and asked if I wanted to come along.
None of her friends could go because they all had to work in the summer holiday.
I dropped out of a university in autumn the year before and had been working since, so I had money and nothing to do.
It was a nice trip with a group of people, I learned stuff about myself I wouldn't know of otherwise, etc.
That's the short story of it.