/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I heard that you guys are all virgins

I hope to be level 10 one day for my magical powers.

How is being a virgin "sad?"

>>7520482

>Implying I didn't unite with another virgin to increase my powerlevel beyond human limits and fight off the tripfag invasion.

27 years old, and I'm somewhere between 5 and 6.

Feels beyond alpha, bro.

Poor lvl 6, jesus

Lvl 2, I was forced to do it.

0
In relationship for a few years , soon to get married

We'll see who's laughing when I can throw fireballs.
Reported for /b/ spammer.

Level 1...guess I don't belong here.

0

With my 4th gf already :)

7 in a couple months, though I have no diagnosed mental illness. I just never leave my apartment.

I'm also an 8-9/10 when I have a tan. Right now my skin is translucent.

>>7520501
Yeah uhh, get out, now

ITT: /a/

Level 5, just like my waifu.

ITT

20 years old, level 2 because I've received a few non consensual hugs

>>7520505
We can be your friends man

level 2

>>7520482
>>7520482

That chart is fucking bullshit.... I don't count getting hugs and kisses from girls in second grade.

Nothing since then though... ;_;

lvl. 2. Hugging girls feels nice.

>>7520518
Everybody here is already my friend, you guys just don't know it.

you are all betafags,
level 7 master virgin here,
my virginity belong to mai waifu, good luck being at my level

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE POSTING IN THIS THREAD
MOTHERFUCKERS

>>7520516
Same as this anon here. I always felt awkward as fuck getting hugs, though.

>>7520533
Well I'm not!

>>7520514

Can't wait to jam it in the female magic users.

I'm hovering on the border between 5 and 6.

>>7520537
WHY ARE YOU BUMPING IT?
MOTHERFUCKER

>>7520548
>>7520537

MOTHERFUCKERS GET OUT, THIS IS A VIRGIN THREAD.

>>7520546
ZUN!bar.... I need my daily dose

Level 0.

I can be superficially charming and glib when I get it in my mind to, but in all honesty I wish I had my power level back. I've had sex with a couple of random women and sex is just kind of gross. You get all sweaty and nasty and if you know what you're doing she'll spill fluids all over your bedsheets, etc. It's always awkward in the morning if you don't leave (this is worse if you bring a woman home to your house, because now you have to kick her out when you're done, which is a pain in the ass).

So I gave it all up in favor of a more pure lifestyle. The only sexual contact with a real woman I've had in about four years was a prostitute about six months ago. Everyone caves to the temptations of flesh every once in a while.

That said, this thread should have been made somewhere else. Please be more considerate next time, OP.

>>7520555
What's the daily dose, Anon?

Sometimes I think that I'm a borderline normalfag, still I enjoy many of the hobbies that /jp/ users have. 1

>>7520554
Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a virgin, but this thread shouldn't be here

shit, level 1.
29 y old.

>>7520510

More like: Itt: The distilled essence of suck. It's like the dregs of /jp/ (trying to prove how much they belong to a super exclusive club) being guided by trolls from /a/, channeling the spirit of /r9k/ . It is an abomination, and it needs to be purged.

6.

>>7520563
I have a theory, all non-virgins are attention whores.
See?

level 2

>>7520571

Well, more than anything I thought I might amuse one or two of you. Your theory would be incorrect though (at least in this case). You take too many liberties in the assumption of my character.

>>7520577
Ah what the hell, my bad anon

This chart is bullshit.
Just because I stuck my thing in a girl once doesn't make me any less pathetic.

>>7520562
Just your attention and response. Now my day is complete.

>>7520590
How did you stick you're thing in a girl?!

>>7520590
I kind of agree, but the "true neet" fags will never accept us. Perhaps we should start a new born-again /jp/er religion.

>>7520604
Ohh OK. I replied to your thread yesterday too.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/S7516838

im level 3 now.

i was a lvl 6 just a year ago. shit sucked. but then i started working out, playing sports, stopped watching anime, and met many awesome bros. im living a much healthier and happier life now. im proud of myself for that. one day i will be level 0 or less.

Family members doesn't count?
And mentally handicapped or people on meds doesn't count either?

Hello level 7. Not that it matters.

>>7520604
Really? Am I the only person on /jp/ who could care less if some average posters with a name reply to me?

>>7520613
That wasn't me. Someone is using my reactions lately, and I am not pleased about it.

>>7520621
Pretty much

Sad.

I would be 5, but I've had several female friends before I became a hermit NEET.

level 0, fucked multiple girls in the past and im on my 29th gf now :))

Level 7, but not a wizard yet.
I have read and am however reading my sicp.

>>7520678
Get the fuck out

>>7520548
Ever hear of nokosage?

>>7520621

D'awww you are so tsuntsun. You don't need to be jealous, we love you too.

king of trips do you have enough shitty threads?

>>7520681
you jelly xD

half the people ITT are level 2 because they got glomped at some point, but they also have features of levels 6
this chart sucks

>>7520678
Wow, how do you handle all the drama, mood swings, and constantly having to come up with new things to say( lest she get bored and leave you for someone more interesting)?

>>7520699
Why wouldn't anyone? you come here bragging and shit, that makes people feel bad man.

>>7520702
Yeah, this chart is pretty bad and unrealistic.

Level 3.

>>7520708
Just string random words together and hope they keep her attention. You don't have to make sense, you just have to keep talking, or else she gets bored.