/jp/ - Otaku Culture

long story, bro

>>7514874
Get out with your (poor) troll thread.

>>7514881

It's a question.

It's the difference in population. Stay on /a/, you won't miss anything.

Who's rump do I have the pleasure of viewing?

>>7514888
Whose

>>7514874
/a/ is for anime and manga. /jp/ is for things that used to be put in /a/ that weren't anime and manga that were give their own catch-all "not-/a/" board, which includes VNs and Touhou.

Yeah pretty much the level of obsession. Goes for video games too.

It works out well IMO, because instead of arguing why each other's favorite anime/games suck we instead just obsess about anime/games.

>>7514896
Goddamnit, ZUN!bar.

I think the idea was that /a/ was supposed to be only anime and manga, /jp/ would be everything else Japanese-ey

in actual practice, neither the mods nor the userbase can figure out the distinction, so if you don't get it either, just roll with what everybody else is doing

you have to do shit like avatarfagging really really HARD to even get banned and have to reset your router (oh noes! xDDXD)

How about you fucks stop posting in these threads?

THANKS!

>>7514908

>He asked a question, must be a troll.

>>7514908
AND YOU CAN EAT A DICK, THAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS!!

>>7514908
Wow dude, way to be fabulous!

>>7514912
>>7514913
Shitty posts don't warrant shitty replies. Keep your /a/-level mad on the respective board.

>>7514929

>>>/b/

Put simply, /a/ is for anime (and to a lesser extent manga) and /jp/ is for Touhou.

Some faggots don't understand this though and spam VN, vocaloid and idolshit on this board though.
In contrast, /a/ is pretty much on topic.

>>7514940
Oh boy you're new

>>7514940
yeah right, if the topic were /b/ level gay cam whoring and the KS devs

>>7514903
one time a mod banned me for starting a thread with "what 2hu would..."

it was a non-shitposting thread about eroge but I put that at the top as a joke since someone was spamming it at the time.

>>7514943

No it's pretty much true.

>>7514940
We've gone over this...

>>7514951
That's encouraging. Still, moderation is still too rare here. It's good to see all the crap and spam deleted, but not once a day.

>>7514951
no joking allowed, just like in an airport

you never know when the marshal's around! O:

>>7514977
Eh, when the mods are active NSFW becomes too touchy.

/jp/ is for what was not deemed to be /a/ enough at the time of the split.
This includes for starters, Doujin works (Music, Games, Software, Manga, Books, etc), Eroge/Galge, VNs and things like figurines etc.
But also some other interests such as Idols, or Arcade Fighters etc.

In turn this also pretty much means that technically, none of these things goes into /a/. In the past when, you could even be (and were) banned from /a/ for posting these things there.
Nowadays however all of this is forgotten and they post all of the things as if it has always been a part of /a/, and frankly, as long as it keeps them out of here, they might as well do so, I wouldn't care.

Delete guro thread.
Leave this shit.

Stay classy, mods.

>>7515019
It means that more people bothered to report the guro thread than this one.

>>7515019
I deleted that thread because it's purpose had been fulfilled.

>>7515025
What was that, checking if Voile was awake or not?

>>7515025
You should have let some images pile up.

/a/ may be a shithole, but /jp/ isn't much better these days. Seriously, these high powerlevel old posters you pretend /jp/ is filled with, where the hell do you see them? Are they all just pretending to be shitposters to the point where they have forgotten how to make a good posts? Because I'm certainly not seeing many good posts around here.

We have a few decent posters left, but to imply that they are anything but a dying breed would be ridiculous.

The real difference is that /jp/ doesnt waste as much time with pointless posts. Generally more discussion takes place on this board.Other than touhou less image spamming takes place. Trolling is more elaborate. And of course /jp/ doesnt know how to use sage.

>>7515049
>And of course /jp/ doesnt know how to use sage.

Obviously you don't know either, since you bumped such a shitty thread.

>>7515049
This post could have only been written by a professional shitposter.

>>7515019
Come back from taking a crap and the thread was gone. I had to do image searches on the last 3 pictures. Fuck you.

>>7515056
Using it excessively is just as bad as using it as a slap in the face on /a/.

>>7515049
Look on the bright side, it just means that all the other shitty threads on the first page got moved a little down.

>>7515049

>Discuss anime
>>>/a/
>Discuss manga/doujin
>>>/a/
>Discuss anything JP culture related
Troll
>Discuss Touhou
Imokaywiththis

You can't win on this board.

I could say I just read Chu Chu Cherry or something and I would literally not be able to because of all the shitposting, reporting, banning.

>>7515070
I never have trouble discussing anime on /jp/. If you know how to make a thread presentable and not look like it was written by a 13 year old that just arrived from Gaia, you can get a decent turn out. And always avoid things that are old and worn out already on /a/, you can bet they are old and worn out here as well.

>>7515081

Made a thread a few weeks ago about Ore no Imouto. No trolling, no "BEST ANOOMAY EVAR" just garnering people thoughts.

Half the thread was like:

>>>/a/

I like to think /jp/ is just like /a/ except we are way more weeaboo than the normalfags.

>>7515061
And what does that have to do with anything?

>>7515070
You've been here how long and you're unable to ignore a couple retards trying to troll you?

>>7515081
>>7515085
Maybe, just maybe, this is a sign that you should be discussing anime in the anime board.

>>7515093

That's the point of this thread. This board has no identity of what it's even for. The only safe threads are Touhou threads. You can't post about anything else on /jp/ without shit posters flocking to it. If there is no overlap then there is no reason for this board to exist.

>>7515111
What the fuck are you even talking about? This board has a well-established identity and just because you're too stupid or new to have figured it out yet doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

>If there is no overlap then there is no reason for this board to exist.
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>7515061
>Using it excessively is just as bad as using it as a slap in the face on /a/.
Not really, no.
Even if it is used "too much", it still have a possitive effect on the front pages.
If there is a discussion of relatively high interest, and on topic, you can bet it will be bumped, and even if not with every post, it will be bumped often enough.
If people discuss things other threads though, where they don't deem their posts to warrant bumping the thread for everyone to read and wonder over their naturally magnificient post, they make use of sage to get around this.

That way, by the very concept, the front page should to some extent, even if slim, have less redundant posts on top.

/a/ is full of retards, normalfags, summerfags and other forms of cancer about 3/4 of the day. /jp/ is way less crowded and therefore summer does not affect the board so much. However, it is harder to discuss anime here since it's not the correct board.

>>7515115

So spending 6 months on /jp/ isn't enough to know that it's /touhou/?

What if people want to discuss anime/manga without normalfags? That's right, they get told
>>>/a/

>>7515117
No, you end up with stale shit on the front page. The front page is there to display the current topics. No one should need to go through 5 pages of crap to find an active topic because you morons dont know how to use sage.

>>7515129
You evidently haven't learned shit in six months. Just because anime and manga aren't part of /jp/ doesn't mean that the only thing left is Touhou.

Actually I'm just going to assume that I'm being trolled into oblivion now by somebody trying to troll a new user into getting into a nonsensical argument about what constitutes /jp/, like those people who insist that Touhou has to be moved to /v/. I might even be right this time.

>>7515117
The problem is that only polite posters use polite sage, while shitposters have no reservations against bumping their shitty threads all the time, which overall encourages shitty threads on the front page.

The only good thing saging does to a thread is that an active thread won't die as fast, due to sage not counting towards the bump limit.

>>7515132
There's never stale shit on page one unless you mean stupid reposts and retarded metadiscussions that have been done thoroughly to death. Very few people keep active discussions on page five unless it's a shitty discussion that shouldn't be on page one.

>>7515140
>The only good thing saging does to a thread is that an active thread won't die as fast, due to sage not counting towards the bump limit.
That's not even true.

Is it the same troll as 2 days ago redefining what /jp/ is about and now complaining about what /jp/ love to argue the most about: sage.

>>7515111
>That's the point of this thread.
Don't know about you, but the point of the opening post was either to be incredibly ignorant outright shitty or to troll. Cause as you most likely know/have realized, the boards don't share content/topics. Touhou for instance as you also mentioned, is not /a/.

No matter the case.
/jp/ does have "an identity".
The core of /jp/'s content is, as stated earlier in this thread, what was not deemed to be /a/ enough at the time of the split.
Sure, it can't easily be put down in one or two words of categories, because the content simply isn't just one or two categories. But at the same time, it is far from "random everything goes", or "/a/".

So either, you should have been around from the time of the split, and have a fair/good understanding from back then.
Or, you should have lurked the board silently enough to get a fair understanding of this, indirectly, by simply observing the nature of the board for an extended period of time.

>>7515139

>I don't like it, must be a troll.

Man are you autistic as fuck.

About a year ago there was a short period of time where people didnt want to discuss touhou. People were trolling touhou, angry saging it and what not. I dont even know what that was about.

>>7515155
I didn't conclude that you were a troll because I didn't like your post, I concluded that you were probably a troll because the things you were saying were so astoundingly stupid that I didn't think anybody here for more than a few days could believe them in good faith.

I actually thought I was letting my inner shitposter shine through by responding to such a low-level troll. Oh wait, I'm doing it right now.

>>7515153

Yes, but anyone who apparently knows about the split cannot tell you what topics are allowed on /jp/. They can only say you're a newfag, tell you to lurk more. I've lurked, all i've seen is board that is a clusterfuck with no idea what the fuck it's even supposed to talk about. Threads can be off-topic one day, and on-topic the next day about the SAME subject. I come here because i'm not a normal person, I don't have anything in common with /a/. I also don't seem to understand this board, which doesn't understand itself.

>>7515160
They were either people who were getting frustrated with shitty Touhou-related posts, or people laughing at posters dumb enough to even respond, let alone get in extended arguments, about whether or not Touhou needs to >>>/v/.

>>7515168
>Threads can be off-topic one day, and on-topic the next day about the SAME subject.
Such is life on /jp/, faggot.

Hey, cool OP. I remember a few days ago when I said

'If you want a 150+ reply thread make a thread about /a/' True story.'

Almost there! Ganbatte, ne.

>>7515129
Oh my god.

Look, there are things that have been /jp/ since day fucking 1 and some things that have been on /jp/ for so goddamn long that they're part of /jp/ culture and trying to get pissy about their existence is a mistake.

1. kigurumi, day motherfucking 1. I don't care if you don't like it, I don't like it much either but there you have it.
2. figs, day 1. It's part of moot's opening post for god's sake so long as 'hotglue' isn't part of it. After 2 1/2 years we've proven ourselves able to handle that rule.
3. vocaloid, day 1. Go fuck off if you think she belongs on another board
4. VNs, day 1. again it's part of moot's opening post to have VNs on /jp/
5. idol threads. I don't even remember how far back they go because I didn't pay attention to them, maybe day 1
6. touhou, what you seem to think belongs nowhere else
7. general galge, now I don't remember seeing a general galge thread on /jp/ for a couple of weeks, it seems nobody thought to separate im@s, princess maker, and tokimeki memorial from VNs
8 korean/japanese MMOs. It started when someone wanted to make a /jp/ clan on Mabinogi 2 years ago and went nuts from there. Everything from a private RO server to Pangya to Aika to Eden Eternal has had its time on /jp/. Some people want them to piss off but after people complained so much the mods finally just left them alone.

Saying it's just touhou is unbelievably stupid and proves you're new or retarded, possibly both.

>>7515168
>I also don't seem to understand this board, which doesn't understand itself.
Just because you have no idea what is going on doesn't mean everyone else is similarly confused.

>>7514888
>>7514888
>>7514888

>>7515155
On /co/: Post number xxxxxxx1
"So, to clear up any misunderstanding, what's the difference between /tg/ topics and /co/ topics? Is it only the level of obsession that seperates these boards?"

Post number xxxxxx27
"Actually I'm just going to assume that I'm being trolled into oblivion now by somebody trying to troll a new user into getting into a nonsensical argument about what constitutes /co/"

Post number xxxxxxx1
>>xxxxxx27
>I don't like it, must be a troll.
"Man are you autistic as fuck."


>>7515155
>Man are you autistic as fuck
Obviously this thread is wholefully natural, on topic, and a great thread to be expected even, right?

>>7515178
You shouldn't give away club secrets so easily like that.

>>7515173
/jp/ is every board on 4chan combined into one.

Pretty awesome IMO.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22difference%2Bbetween%2B%2F
a%2F%2Band%2B%2Fjp%2F%22

When we will learn?
Reported for metashit.

>>7515187
For a moment I was afraid that OP was copypasta and that everybody had been trolled hard by a professional shitposter.

>>7515160
Was it around that time we had /v/ making 10 shitty Rance threads per hour? If it is the case I assumed it was butt devastation from /v/ trying to stir shit up.

OH MY GOD EVERYONE IT'S FUCKING LENINADE!

>>7515192
Why do you come to 4chan? Why don't you get some friends? try to get laid, do something besides going on 4chan to try and act like a pretentious shitdick. If you had anybody in your life who actually wanted to listen to what you had to say you wouldn't be doing this, and if you weren't a complete piece of shit you would realize that nobody is going to read your point of view you faggot. Just stop or kill yourself, either or is fine with me.

74 posts! Almost there, OP!

Did I ever tell you about the power of Aikido?

>>7515200
lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. you're not? smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home

>>7515186
/jp/ used to be an unholy combination of VIPPERS, EXPERT PROGRAMMERS and /a/. Now it's just a slow /a/ with some touhou.

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but

My favorite greentext story:

>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

>/a/
SAKURA IS A SLUT
OHANA IS A SLUT

>/jp/
SANAE IS A SLUT
AYA IS A SLUT

>>7515201
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7515207
Hey, mine too.

>>7515210
It takes a true gentleman to understand the signifigance between these statements.

/a/'s problem is that it is too crowded with normalfags. Therefore, the board's quality decreases a lot.

Anyways, discussion on /a/ is fine if you find the good threads and ignore the trolls.

>>7515205
Was it "Have you fuked your JEW_ish Sanae today?"

>>7515191
Come to think of it, it was around the range time. That must have been it.

/a/ is fucking retarded

I guess it might be fun if you like greentext stories about anime clubs (shock horror, IRL anime fans are annoying), reaction images, memes, posers ("waifu" is nothing but a joke there), overuse of terms like "moeshit" and "DEEP" without actually considering the implications of them, "arguments" consisting of greentext and reaction images, dubs and gets (SO FUNNAY)... come to think on it, it's good if you want an anime version of /v/. So if you are partially braindead then go for it.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand - it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? - You look down and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping.

Why?

>>7515214
I have already said this many times before.
But an Aikido master really doesn't have much to go for in the presence of a Wrestling master. And now I am talking about real wrestling here, not that "pro wrestling" smackdown shit.

A good wrestler is supposed to be able to make use of his and his oponents position, without exerting any force.
And then make use of this, to eventually gain the superior position, and then seize it.
And that moment, its already too late for the Aikido practioner. With no force to reverse, he would be chanceless, and when put in an inferior position, the Aikido practioner would have no idea of how to proceed the most efficiently.
Wheras the Wrestler would have trained his whole life in order to manipulate and make use of these positions.
And from the superior position, the Wrestler would win.

>>7515225
Was it that hard to figure it out? Or did you just have to come to the conclusion that no, it's just that nobody in /jp/ has any idea what's actually on-topic?

Climb to the highest peak, look down and ponder.

Drop to the lowest pit, look up and understand.

This is /jp/.

>>7515234
I dont visit /v/, so there would be no way for me to know that Rance was popular on that board. I guess that says something about you though.

Tsumugi noticed Mio's open mouth, incapable of speaking. "Don't worry Mio," she said, slipping her cock into a quivering Mio. "You're scared now, but you'll enjoy it."

"No," Mio hissed back. "I'll never forgive you for this."

"Oh but you will." Mugi whispered. "For you see, OnLive is launching the world’s highest performance Games On Demand service, instantly delivering the latest high-end titles over home broadband Internet to the TV and entry-level PCs and Macs.

Founded by noted technology entrepreneur Steve Perlman (WebTV, QuickTime) and incubated within the Rearden media and technology incubator, OnLive spent seven years in stealth development before officially unveiling in March 2009.

OnLive, together with its Mova subsidiary, lies directly at the nexus of several key trends, all of which are reshaping the way we think about and use digital media:

* The shift to cloud computing, displacing the limitations, cost and complexity of local computing;
* An explosion of consumer broadband connectivity, bringing fast bandwidth to the home;
* Unprecedented innovation, creativity and expansion within the video game market.

Pioneering the delivery of rich interactive media to the home, OnLive will change the way that entertainment applications are created, delivered and consumed.

OnLive, the future of videogames."

>>7515243
Welcome to /jp/!

>>7515243
You don't even have to know that Rance is popular outside /jp/ (which everybody and their dog knows at this point). You just have to realize that if a person posts a nominally /jp/-related but REAL SHITTY original post, he will get told to fuck off regardless of what he was actually posting about.

But no, you concluded instead that nobody in /jp/ knew what the fuck they were doing.

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

After showering about 5 times I still feel dirty.

>>7515243
You never needed to. One only needed to browse /jp/ at the time, and read the thousands of posts from people claiming to be from /v/, all the threads with the pople claiming ot be from /v/, and all those hundered cross board hotlinks.
If you actually followed one of those cross board links, one could see the board was truly, full of Rance.

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

>>7515243
>so there would be no way for me to know that Rance was popular on that board.
Last poster is our ITT troll so please don't respond to him. I don't either but you could figure it out with how people were using >greentext story and the general rudeness from the poster. They were getting buttdevastated by sage and all those things that strongly hint that they are not from around.

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare.

It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind.

The content is not important, but the fear is.

When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed.

It is your room, but it is not your room.

With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening.

The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep.

You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body.

It's dark, but it's not dark.

You're awake, but you're not awake.

You are dead and being cremated.

As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut.

You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin.

You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is /jp/.

>>7515252
I concluded that I didnt know what was going on. As I said in my post.

You even post like a /v/irgin, lots of conclusion jumping, lots of hate and hostility.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what /jp/ is like.

>>7515255
But then I would have to pay attention to Rance threads rather than ignore them and move on to an interesting post. I dont have a problem with being unable to ignore stupid shit.

>>7515265
You'd best be nokosage this crap thread.

>>7515265
I thought you were the other poster in this thread. My mistake.

>lots of hate and hostility
Welcome to /jp/.

In my home board, this is /prog/ of w4ch, Anonymous
1.stealing memes everything
2.lyingto EXPERT PROGRAMMER
3.spit to monitor when posting, type with one finger
4.dont read SICP, many Anonymous, hole in keyboard and dirty editor, old compiler
5.trolling? C programmer because C programmer say Python no thanks, very slow and large binaries
6.very smell of Enterprise programming by Anonymous
7.very smell code, no refactor long time, sometime 10 days?
Anonymous=Guido same

>>7515269
So basically, you ignore or otherwise don't pay attention to what's going on in /jp/ and consequently you have no idea what's going on.

>>7515271
Nah, bumping the shit out of it. You all are doing a fine job saging the shit out of it for me. I have no reason to sage an entertaining thread.

>>7515271
If you stopped replying to this retard he wouldn't have an excuse to bump the thread with his shit posts anymore, but no, you can't leave him well the fuck enough alone.

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD IT'S SHIT, RIGHT?
IT'S SHIT
ALSO
WELCOME TO /jp/
EVERY NORMAL WILL BE SHUNNED
NO EXCEPTION

>>7515275
Yes, just like I said in the original post I made. Thats the general idea of what
>I dont even know what that was about
means.

>>7515276
Reported for violating global rules.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what /jp/ is like.

Perl is like being molested by your uncle. There's something off about him, but everyone regards him very highly, so you trust him, and then on a family camping trip out at Montauk Point he takes advantage of you. Years later, you accept and acknowledge what happened, but you still refuse to believe that he's scarred you, because that would put him in control, not you, and the last thing you want is a molester in control of your life -- but your denial doesn't make it the truth. You want to believe that deep down inside, Perl is a good person, and you see that Perl has very redeeming qualities, but you sit down to try and program Perl and all you can think of is that camel's hard, throbbing cock.

>>7515278
Why are you so mad? If you really hated the thread that much and didnt want to read every post in it you could hide it. As such you are enjoying all your shitposting as much as I am enjoying talking about nothing.

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

I K-KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO /jp/!
You d-don't want me to come h-here because YOU HAVE C-CANDY and want it ALL F-FOR YOURSELF!

This injustice w-will not stand!

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

Wow. Just wow.

One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIILOL shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

Should I be feeling bad right now?

Imagine a monkey, beaten half to death by the rocks thrown by cruel children. As its life flashes before its eyes, it conjures images of the antagonistic human society being devoured by war and destruction, the collapse of the world by their ignorance. Now come to realize that it is a reflection.

That is what /jp/ is like.

Willem Dafoe gave a fabulous performance with his real-life portrayal of a monstrous child molester as he smashed through my son's window, grabbed him around the neck, and raped him viciously. He was gracious enough to use lubrication, and to jerk my sons little cock back and forth ohh yeah.

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is /jp/.

I am the bone of my SICP.
Scheme is my body, and Lisp is my blood.
I have typed over 1024 parentheses.
Unknown to Java.
Nor known to C#.
Have withstood emacs to write many programs.
Yet these skills will never lead to a career.
So as I pray, Unlimited Satori Works!

>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>get up, go to local maid cafe instead
>phone rings, mail received
>it was from yesterday, from John Titor
>don't bother, proceed to maid cafe
>maid cafe, take a seat
>cute maid takes order
>tell her she's Mayuri
>but she's not
>rage so hard I became Daru-nyan
>dick is hard, is 13 inches
>lift up her skirt, see goodies
>she has a dick
>lose boner, get back home
>put my head inside the microwave
>be unconscious
>wake up, something's weird
>I AM a trap
>but then I am being fucked by Daru-nyan

Looks like it's your lucky day, OP. You're going to get 275 replies. So now, you can go back to /a/ and feel smug in the knowledge that when you have no brain, and post shit on the internet, people will shit on you back. What a landmark event for you. Why not dedicate a diary entry about it? Making a thread that will get deleted at 275 replies. Such a worthy achievement. Why not call your parents and show them the thread.

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

>>7515296
>It's
>not its
Get the fuck out of /jp/.

So I have three friends. One's Evan, the other Doug, and a girl Jane.

Evan is gay. Doug was molested ages eleven through fifteen by a man. He avoided the molestation during a brief relationship with a girl that ended some time ago. Doug has stated many times he likes gay sex, goes on gay chat cams and the like. He hasn't really done much with a girl and his experience with a guy has been limited to the molester from our understanding.

Jane and Doug are extremely close. Their relationship reflects a mother-son relationship and is actually somewhat creepy to witness. He must hold her when they go out and doesn't go places with us without her. He is extremely dependent on her.

Evan and Doug started hooking up just recently. We all have sleepovers and they do stuff. It's happened three or four times. The relations are kept secret and Doug doesn't say anything to anyone. Evan has told us though. You wouldn't be able to tell they hooked up unless Evan tells you.

Just yesterday Doug was hitting on Jane and Doug made out with her. Jane was not all up for it but allowed it just because it was so shocking and sudden. Later on during that sleepover, Doug and Evan started to hand job. Doug and Evan were on the bed and Jane and I were on the floor. During the hook up, Doug would hold hands with Jane. As Jane noticed what Evan and Doug were doing she moved her hand and Doug began to caress her hair. Evan and Doug continued to hook up with Evan being unaware of what Doug was doing. As things progressed and got more intense Doug would squeeze Jane's hand tighter. Doug would make extended eye contact with Jane as Evan gave a blowjob.

What the hell does this mean?

>>7515301
I think the OP must be happy with all the butthurt that this thread is emanating now.

>>7515311
No, no one in this thread is mad. We're simply flooding the shit thread with shit, so it will 404 because the moderator is a normalfag cunt and won't delete the thread. We'd rather delete it ourselves than let it sit here for days being bumped by manchildren from /a/ or /v/ who think it's funny to bump threads to page 0.

I can't believe you actually bother discussing this, and each time it's brought up there's 250+ replies in 8 hours.

I'm not going to read the entire thread of complaints about society and social norms, since I'm as bad as the rest of you.

Sure, I'd go for the ideal pure girl, but feel free to call me a sellout because I'd settle for a cute girl with a couple past relationships - as long as she doesn't talk about them. I really hate that.

>>7515311
>bump
Hahaohwow.jpg
You must be having a blast I see. Don't take this the wrong way though, but it should be a bannable offense to do what you did.

>>7515317
But the fact that you would put out so much effort rather than just ignoring the thread and not responding to it is more than enough proof of your anal bleeding. The only way to win is to stop responding.

>>7515317
No, you dense motherfucker. You are not allowed to talk while you are dumping. Reported.

If operating systems ran airlines:

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let
the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on
again and so on. This is the DOS airline.

The same thing but with more leg room to push. The DOS with QEMM
airline.

All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket
agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you
ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't
want to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to
know, so just shut up. This is the MAC airline.

To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by
standing in ten different lines. Then you fill out a form showing where
you want to sit and whether it should look and feel like an ocean liner,
a passenger train, or a bus. If you succeed in getting on board the
plane and the plane succeeds in getting off the ground, you have a
wonderful trip...except for the times when the rudder and flaps get
frozen in position, in which case you have time to say your prayers and
get yourself prepared before the crash. This is the OS/2 airline.

The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and
stewardesses, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff...then
BOOM! the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever and you're dead.
This is the Windows airline.

Everyone marches out on the runway, say the password in unison, and form
the outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing
sound like they're flying. This is the Windows NT airline.

Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece
by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
This is the Unix airline.

>>7515301

Op here. You must be pretty stupid so i'll enlighten you. I'm new here, that does not preclude me from being and obsessed social outcast. What may come as a great shock to everyone. There are people in this fandom that don't go to this shithole board. Shocking I know. While you may throw troll around at me as a defense mechanism to make you feel right about something. However I asked, and all the responses I have read show me that you nor anyone really don't know what /jp/'s topic really is. It has no meaning, it's just a board visited by otaku that discuss whatever they feel like at the time. Directing people to other boards for posting what you dislike is a farce.

To have off-topic, there must be a topic. /jp/ has no topic.

So please, cover your years, stick your thumb up your butt and cry troll if that makes you feel better about yourself, please. I can't wait to see it. The word has lost all meaning now.

Most of us are aware that don't matter what we do, you will keep bumping this thread, because the janitor/moderator is not here to delete this thread, also even after this thread get 300 replies and go to auto-death, you will create another, actually you have already create another 2, so all we can do is hope that you get IP ranged ban.

The way I see the only mad guy here is you, if you was just a usual troll, you would leave your bullshit here and leave, but you got mad because we can form a opnion that always will be better than yours, because you are no older than 12 and is typical american children that think his country is the best and everything, I believe even your ancestors which fought for your country, would be ashamed to see what they fought for.

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

>>7515325
/jp/ - tutorial island

Why are you getting so defensive and hysterical?

Got that mad because some people bad-mouthed you on the Internet? Yes, that's right, my unique snowflake, if you want to get some advice, you HAVE to cope with insults first, you HAVE to adhere to these rules, you have not to be a faggot. Unless you want to see your thread a complete ruin.

Mind you, none of us really minds being "LAWLTRAWLLED" or staying and shitting up this thread to 300 replies, you'll only harm yourself by staying here and trying to vainly impose your opinion.

>>7515321
Anal bleeding?
No one here is mad. You probably spend too much time in /v/.


Look, OP! I'm SAGING you.

Again, This is not a troll.. eh Why do you assume im trolling when im just asking a question.

How about this, if you dont feel like awnsering my questions and/or believe that i am trolling. WHY DID YOU REPLY TO THE THREAD?

If i was really trolling, wouldnt it have been better to not 'feed the troll'?! you have done so by replying.

if i was really just asking a question, but you arent willing to invest the effort required to give me an anwser.. what is the use of your post?


WTF is wrong with you people.. calm the fuck down, im not interested im some hentai/pedo eroge, i was hoping there would be strong characters and good story development. OFC i like cuteness, but i dont care for anything erotic.


Fuck you! haters gonna hate, and shit aint ever changing...................

SAGE GOES IN THE EMAIL FIELD

I'm saging this thread into oblivion. Sage is the verb of the year.

Basically I have just figured out our governments biggest conspiracy. Obama rhymes with llama. Llamas are large animals that have wool for protection against cold. It is very cold in northern Russia. Russia has nukes. Japan was the only country nuked in ww2. Japan was nuked 2 times. 2 times 2 is four. a llama has 4 legs and 4 feet. If you shave a llama you have enough wool for 4 coats for small children. Obama has children. Obama has two children. 2 time s 2 is 4 and 4 divided by 2 is 2. If you add 2 + 2 it equals four and if you subtract 2 from 4 it equals 2. The second letter in Obama is B and the fourth letter in Barack is C. C is the 3rd letter in the alphabet and B is the second letter in the alphabet. Coincidence? No. Llamas cannot read the alphabet and neithe can Obama because he is a Llama. I hope this use your information it because very i mportant.

>>7515325
Oh wow, you're this mad, are you.

>>7515338
>didn't sage
Pasta dumpers really don't have their shit together today.

Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.
"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm. "I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.
"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:
"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"
"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.
'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.
"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.
"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.
Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.

It's not about any technical definition of "getting trolled", it's about feeding the troll anyway.

With threads as obvious as these, the two options you have are either to ignore it or to make it worthwhile with jokes or by shifting the discussion elsewhere. The third option, pointing out a certain fact that everybody already knows, is just fruitless and benefits no one except the OP.

I'd say that the worst trolling attempt in the world that gets 200 replies of "op is a shitty troll, sage" is successful trolling.

>>7515325
/jp/ has no direction, moot even acknowledges it. The board was created as a place to put touhou so it was not flooding /a/ which already has enough traffic. As long as it doesnt give moot a headache its fine the way it is.

There are only a few things you are always safe with, Touhou and pedo, everything else is a hit or a miss. Best to stick with new fresh topics, anything thats old will get trolled.

Example, Vocaloid. New Vocaloid news is fine, concerts, new music from popular artists, ect, Creating a Youtube dump is not, it will die.

Eroge, new Eroge are fine, posting Eroge thats been discussed to death is not.

So basicly everyone on /jp/ is a hipster unless its pedo and or touhou. Just remember those rules and you will see its direction.

>>7515349
>I'd say that the worst trolling attempt in the world that gets 200 replies of "op is a shitty troll, sage" is successful trolling.
no it isnt
basically you are saying if you are baking a cake and the oven explodes in the middle of the cooking and pieces of cake flew everywhere and they taste good you successfully baked a cake

its been over 100 replies and I've been reported several times with nothing having happened.
lollololololol umadjp? if nobody cares, nobody would report amirite?
you guys are so easy to manipulate and I don't even have to troll, you're all hopeless.

No, not throwing a fit. Making ones opinion known both subtly and silently, in a way that is easily filterable. And then hiding the thread.

If you don't happen to like the "culture" "he is creating", you should be far more worried about any meta duscussions. I do believe they have far greater impact on the board than some single posts acting as an indicator of subjective quality of some threads.

But I don't know. Shouldn't you, (and anyone else bothered by it), just filter him?

>>7515361
>If you don't happen to like the "culture" "he is creating", you should be far more worried about any meta duscussions. I do believe they have far greater impact on the board than some single posts acting as an indicator of subjective quality of some threads.
It is meta, and it is just as shitty as the idiots who feel the need to post "REPORTED, >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/v/", every time they see something they don't like. All it does is encourage other faggots to mimic and do the same to anything they don't like, or just do it so they can feel like an "oldfag".

Okay, say some /v/ asshole comes and post a troll/shitty thread, which is more likely to make him come back? An empty thread with 0 replies other than his samefagging, or 100 replies of "reported, >>>/v/, reported, QUALITY THREAD, >>>/b/, SAGE,..."? It just makes /jp/ a troll target.

>Shouldn't you, (and anyone else bothered by it), just filter him?
I can, just like I can all the "reported" bullshit, but that doesn't fix the fact that it just produces more shitposters and reinforces the idea that /jp/ should can be your very own echochamber if only you spam enough.

>>7515364
>Okay, say some /v/ asshole comes and post a troll/shitty thread, which is more likely to make him come back? An empty thread with 0 replies other than his samefagging, or 100 replies of "reported, >>>/v/, reported, QUALITY THREAD, >>>/b/, SAGE,..."? It just makes /jp/ a troll target.
My default policy is that the first ten or so posters in a shit thread get a pass, and the rest of them need to fall in a well somewhere.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

How to troll/anger/upset/annoy/get responses from /jp/:

Post about /a/

Q.E.D. Your arch-nemesis is truly the ammunition I need to get the coveted 250+ posts ommited achievement.

>>7515325
>I'm new here
You know, while perhaps not greatily admired, this is still just fine, given you behave. To make shit threads, stating obviously flawed questions where the answers are obvious, etc etc.
>it's just a board visited by otaku that discuss whatever they feel like at the time
>To have off-topic, there must be a topic. /jp/ has no topic.
And you know, the people of this board, despite the reactions, were still kind enough to tell you what /jp/ actually is, on several occasions in the thread.

You know, this, is really you coming off as if you can't learn. But an easier assumption would be that you have actually already gotten it, but ignores it and continues to shitpost anyway in an attempt to troll. This is why no one takes you seriously, because you were given serious answers yet continue.

Here
>>7515014
>>7515117
>>7515153
>>7515178
>>7515184

These posts should answer whatever questions you may, or may not have had regarding this topic.
/jp/ does have related topics, and you can know what is and what isn't related in /jp/.

>>7515374
Well some people only come here because /a/ is such a shithole, you know, worse than normal shitholes. I understand why they would be so angry about it all the time. I only come here when its intolerable. However, I do understand that every now and then it has a few good threads. You should have seen my "why do you want to be the little girl" thread a few weeks back. It was pretty good.

ohh shit, I forgot my sage, sorry.

What the fuck, man? I just fell off my chair because I couldn't and still can't stop laughing. Oh my gosh, this is the shit. A big one - no, a great one.

Congratulations, man.

Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
We have feelings, we have feelings
Some people say that we are not rappers
We're rappers

That hurts our feelings
Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We're vincible, we're vincible

What you are about to hear are true stories
Real experiences, autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us, all true
Bring the rhyme

I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
You could've said something nice about my profiteroles

Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man's wetsuit please

It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family
They forgot about me
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum

I call my friends and say let's go into town
But they're all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends they're all in town

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
They're all lined up to watch that movie ' Maid in Manhattan'

Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo 'cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper

Say OP, do you perhaps scrown over what is related at /tg/ as well?
Everyone says RPGs are related at that place, but might you be one of those who gasps in horror about what actually constitutes an RPG, and even more so, what constitutes an RPG that is /tg/ related?
Do you do the same with their other topics? No to be speaking of their video game threads?

Answers as to what constitutes /jp/ have already been given to you. It shouldn't be that hard for it to sink in.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

I'm going to laugh when half the new replies in this thread become copypasta as well.

>>7515405
Op here. You must be pretty stupid so i'll enlighten you. I'm new here, that does not preclude me from being and obsessed social outcast. What may come as a great shock to everyone. There are people in this fandom that don't go to this shithole board. Shocking I know. While you may throw troll around at me as a defense mechanism to make you feel right about something. However I asked, and all the responses I have read show me that you nor anyone really don't know what /jp/'s topic really is. It has no meaning, it's just a board visited by otaku that discuss whatever they feel like at the time. Directing people to other boards for posting what you dislike is a farce. To have off-topic, there must be a topic. /jp/ has no topic. So please, cover your years, stick your thumb up your butt and cry troll if that makes you feel better about yourself, please. I can't wait to see it. The word has lost all meaning now.

>>7515323
I feel bad whenever I finish flaming someone, and then do something else for a while.

>>7514874
/jp/ is where the true oldfags and the highest of powerlevels reside. Most people on /jp/ have seen more anime series than 10+ average f/a/ggots combined. In addition a lot of people on /jp/ can watch anime without waiting for subs like you fucking faggot babbys. Generally, /a/ looks to each other for approval of things, while /jp/ looks inward at itself instead of relies on a hivemind mentality. Also /a/ has no OC besides shitty image macro memes that get old within a week; /jp/ translates VNs, games and has doujin translation teams that regularly post there. People at /jp/ know your own boards' subject far, far better than you do, fucking dream on if you think you have any kind of superiority in any way whatsoever.

We sneer at you fucking newfags/normalfags, your shonenshit Big 3 threads, quasi-/v/ mentality and everything else that makes /a/ suck fucking balls. /jp/ is a better board than /a/ could ever dream to be because most of you f/a/ggots are, in our eyes, eternal newfags, aka there is nothing you could ever say or do to bring yourself up to our level, because you aren't true oldfags. You're G/a/ia, you're ANN and MAL trash now. Stay away, we don't want you in /jp/, not now, not ever. Go on and continue existing in your own world of shit thinking that it's any good, while the master race quietly resides separated from you mongoloids.

>>7515408
>>7515408
>>7515408
If you really are OP, then I can believe you are new here. /jp/ has serious rage issues, if you go click on other threads, you'll find there's alot of attempts of saging and bitching. More bitterness than a /r9k/ lurker who's gf sucked someone's else's cock while texting them.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture. Everything loli related, waifu related, Touhou, Visual Novels, Figurines, Idols, etc etc. Everything Japanese aside from anime. This is a topic and hobby that gets scorned at, so a typical /jp/ poster will get anal at anyone not interested in the hobby in fear of being called a weaboo faggot and whatnot, which is why you are being called a troll, the idea is, if you aren't already interested in /jp/ related hobbies, you aren't welcome. It's childish and retarded, but that's /jp/. You already hate it, that's perfectly fine, moot hates them, they hate themselves, which is why they try to sage everything.

So, tl;dr

/jp/ - Anal Weeaboos

>>7515428

OP here, you must have missed a few posts, i'm not from /a/. I'm not even originally from 4chan. Projection much? You are getting so irate you WANT me to be that object of hatred for you. /jp/ isn't an otaku paradise, what you described exists on many boards all over the net. Assuming i'm not obsessed is deluding yourself into thinking /jp/ is better than it really is. It's a nice place if it was at all concise.

>/jp/

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

>>7515465
Wow. That's DEEP. I like these copypastas.

/a/ is better because the people there are more cultured and have a better sense of style

>>7515428

wow you're a fucking faggot

>>7515493
Thanks for bumping this thread just to respond to obvious kopipe! I can see you'll fit in real nicely here. Enjoy your stay in /jp/, and be sure to tell your friends back in /a/ how friendly we are!

>>7515465
Wow that is fucking cool.

>>7515025
Keep telling yourself that, kid

So why do people still sage instead of nokosage?