/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stay classy, /jp/.

I bet none of you lazy fucks filled out janitor applications when they were being accepted.

Now look what you have to deal with.

Was wondering when the good threads were going to show up.

>>7505011

I did.

Never got a response.

>>7505013
moot probably never even got done looking through all of them.

>>7505011
Hotglue rigged the all thing anyway, enjoy your /jp/ - video games & spam

I know nothing of horse-care. Is cleaning a stallion's penis actually kind of a big deal? Everything I learned of farming and ranching I learned from Harvest Moon

>>7505025
this gave me an erection. not the strongest, but an erection none of the less

>>7505025
why boner why

I have a bit of a zoophilia fetish and this thread has turned me on. I am particularly interested in the interactions of young girls and animal penises.

>>7505052
>The most explicit recorded incidents of public sex involving humans and animals activity are associated with the murderous sadism, torture and rape of the Roman games and circus, in which it is estimated that several hundreds of thousands died. Masters reports: "Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus." Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as Pasiphaë and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death. On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.[8] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

>>7505025
It that how 14 y/o look like?
Fuck no, I'll stick with 2d.
Horse is pretty cool tho

>>7505070
I went from semi-erect to throbbing from reading this. I was planning on going to sleep soon but I may just masturbate before I go to bed.

>>7505070
> One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

The Romans truly lived like gods...

>>7505081
Its rather disappointing that there is very little quality bestial media, involving larger mammals in a real fashion is apparently illegal. oh well...

>>7505070
My moral values say that I should be disgusted by this...


My penis disagreed.

>>7505092
There's a few sites that stream some alright stuff, but if you'd like to obtain quality amateur stuff, you'll need to look into one of the torrent trackers for bestiality. I remember using one a few months ago and it was quite nice, although I can't remember the address right now. Even then, there's nothing really up there besides dogs and horses.

Ever since I was young and read that dolphin sex website I've wanted to see a man have sex with a dolphin. From what the site detailed it sounded quite lovely.

>>7505106
>dolphin sex
Oh God, I remember that. Why was it so hot?

>>7505106
Except broken backs, human bodies don't work well in water like that, likewise with a female and a male dolphin, apparently when they cum they cum HARD

>>7505114
What are you talking about, broken backs?

>>7505121
I think he means that they will hump you so hard your body won't be able to take it.

>>7505131
The females hump you that hard? I have no interest in seeing a girl have sex with a dolphin, I didn't state that exactly in my post but I didn't mention anything other than males having sex with female animals.

You people disgust me. And you have something to say about furries? Sick freaks.

>>7505146
Looks like a normal has a severe case of colon-crucifixion.

>>7505146
It takes a porn connoisseur to appreciate these things.
Furries are just lukewarm pet fuckers.

>>7505134
I somehow got it into my head that you wanted to take a dolphin cock up the rear.
I don't know why straight bestiality didn't come to mind first, don't ask me.

>>7505159
I might respect them if they actually fucked animals.

>>7505070
>The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."

I have never been harder.

>>7505149
You don't have to be normal to hate furries.

>>7505106
Motherless.

Keep this shit off of /jp/.

The girl lives in Brazilia.

>>7505070
I wish to be the girl

get a load of this hornses penis

>>7505070
Christian propaganda. Much like some tales of the inquisition have been exaggerated by protestants.

>>7507513
I think it's one of those libtard historians who make up plain lies to emphasize how "sexually liberated" pre-Christian society was.

>>7505070
Truly a great civilization.
These men were our spiritual predecessors. We must work hard to uphold their legacy.

>>7505070
>"a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."
So they had interracial sex back then too.

what happened to the bunny balancing pancakes on its head

kawai banzai

>>7505011
>I bet none of you lazy fucks filled out janitor applications when they were being accepted.

Of course I did.

>>7505011
I filled out a janitor application, maybe four or five paragraphs. I think it was reasonably well done.

Shit was no cash.

14, too old.