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So thats why there are no niggers, sand monkeys, ect in gensokyo. Anyways I've commited no sins and am pure. I only have one regret in life, and that was not buying enough figures but I still have time to fix that.

>>7464375
Your racism is neither appropriate nor appreciated. The Yama has judged you unworthy. Please return to whence you came:
>>>/b/

I'll go see her and do it personally.

Appeal to this
*grabs cock*

Shikieiki thread?

Gensokyo is not the afterlife.
Shiki does not decide who goes to Gensokyo, as she is a judge of the souls of the dead. She decides who goes to Heaven or Hell.
Not Gensokyo.
You have to find Gensokyo on your own.

Choose wisely, your chances in life are limited.

>>7464419
>Gensokyo is not the afterlife.
Then why have I been looking for ways to open portals there?

>>7464461
its easiest to enter in a near death state but not quite death. Also to show your dedication to get into gensokyo.

I don't really want to go to Gensokyo. I want to go stay with Komachi. Forever.

>>7464461
Because most "portals" are fake and require you to die which will also bring you before the great judge.
The portal to Gensokyo cannot be opened through some kind of ritual.

Someone post that Tewi image about household items and thousand year old barriers.

I never had a soul. I stalk the dark places, exhuding sin and blasphemy with every void breath. cursed from before my first hour, I utterly sank into the abyss with acts so heinous, not even the Serpent himself would spoke with loud words. I scream my grief to the pale moon, and run with the stormy winds of the night. not man nor beast, not alive and not dead. the afterlife is not for the likes of me, as I can found shortly peace only inside a cold grave. destruction is the only redemption I can dream of, but deathless as am I, how can I escape from this god's cruel puppet dance...my own hated existence?

>>7464498
Someone post Remilia saying you'll never make it into Gensokyo.

OP here. I just wanted to start a Shikieiki thread, but I figured saying "Let's have a Shikieiki thread" would be too boring.

Best touhou.

>>7464526

So, what happens now?

>>7464473
You clearly did not go to magic school.
>>7464526
Just delete and try again. This will just erupt into a portal thread. The tremors have already started.

So how does one open a portal?

>>7464538
By killing yourself, obviously.

Now go on, shoo.

>>7464532
There you are. You seem to be a heavy contributor to these sorts of threads, was waiting for you to show up.

I'm gonna see how things go, but if this does turn into a portal thread, I'm gonna have to listen to this guy
>>7464533

In the mean time, I'm scouring Pixiv.

Is it wrong that the only thing I love about her is her name?

Can I still go to Gensokyo if I pleasured myself with the pictures of Shikieiki?

>>7464538
By killing yourself.

I recommend making an exit bag. Good luck.

>>7464564
I'm going to say yes, in hopes that it makes you feel bad. But I understand, her name is awesome.

>>7464566
The idea was to appeal to the Yama by posting images of her. Whatever impure thing you decide to do with them is thus forgiven for posting said image.

>>7464548

To tell you the truth, I've really been in the mood for a Shikieiki thread lately. I'm glad you made one.

anyone know what's up with these images? I'm finding a lot of them in relation to Shiki... Seems to be a story with all of the Touhous becoming wrestlers.

>>7464588
Good to hear. I've recently become a big fan of hers, for inexplicable reasons. and I have the desire to have a large collection of her images. I'd be delighted if you'd contribute.

>>7464589

They're from a series of 4komas called Touhou Tag Dream.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/714

>>7464601

>for inexplicable reasons

That's how it happens sometimes.

>>7464610
Ah, thank you. They've been pretty amusing so far. Shiki just gave Kaguya a german suplex.

>>7464625
Seems to happen too often to me. I had a friend argue with me once that things can't happen without a thoroughly explainable reason...

>>7464610
Fuck, I'm too lazy too catch up.

And I wouldn't say she is the best touhou, but she sure has some of the best legs in the cast.

>>7464635

You know, there probably is a reason for it but it's no good if you can't identify it.

It's not worth dwelling on, really.

>>7464637
This is something I can appreciate. Apparently she is often drawn with great legs to counter Komachi's bust. Given the choice, I'd take Shiki's legs any day.

>>7464641
That's how I tried to resolve the argument. He wouldn't stand down, so I just changed the subject.

Trying to post at least one image per page of pixiv I sift through. Just got yelled at for a "file too large" though... It was a good one too.

>>7464651
>Given the choice, I'd take Shiki's legs any day.

indeed.

>>7464651

I see. Well, she certainly is pretty. She's got that going for her.

>>7464661
And that wasn't the image I wanted to post...
But I do love me some zettai ryouiki. Combined with Shiki's legs and you have a winning combo right there.

I give you Shikieiki's glorious smile.

>>7464678
followed by Shiki's scary smile.

>>7464688
And now she has a gun.

Schoolgirl Shiki is pretty great.

>>7464697
I enjoy it. As well as the one you posted earlier with Keine's hat.

>>7464701
You have incurred the wrath of the Yama. None should know of her teddy bear panties.

Ah she has so much good art

See.

>>7464715

Impossible to dislike.

>>7464725

She certainly does.

How's it going, man?

>>7464725
That is really nice. I wish I could find more like it. There's so much crap on pixiv. I've found a handful of really great ones... Was going to post one of my favorites, but apparently it's too large. So I'll post this instead.

The many faces of the Yama.
1/4

>>7464753
2/4

She can judge my sins any day, if you know what I mean.

Because I sure don't.

>>7464754
3/4

>>7464761
4/4

>>7464757
She will anyway. You don't have to understand.

I see London, I see France...

>>7464789
...You are condemned to hell for seeing Shiki's underpants.

That's how the rhyme goes, right?

>>7464789
Oh? Where do you live, then?

>>7464811

I don't remember it going like that, no.

This one's cute, isn't it?

>>7464821
It's cute, but Shiki just isn't herself without her hat on.

She's always posed in contemplation, its like artists are afraid to piss her off.

>>7464737
Late baseball and a late dinner, I'm in a good mood.

Yourself?

Damnit pixiv. Quit logging me out of my account.

Shikieiki is a fan of Vocaloid.

>>7464835

Do you like her hat? I don't.

>>7464838

>in a good mood

That's great news. Me? Not so much. I'm tired and uncomfortable and the Tigers lost... I'll manage, though.

>>7464850

It's not just me, then?

>>7464863
I like the unique design of her hat and how it matches the rest of her outfit. Not sure about the frilly stuff on the bottom, but I'm a guy so I'm not too partial to frilly hats.

>>7464872
and yeah, it keeps logging me out every few pages. Really annoying. It makes me lose my place.

>>7464898

Yeah, I guess it does go with her outfit. I'm still not a big fan of it.

The problems with Pixiv seemed to have been fixed now.

Also, delicious Shiki midriff.

I can only view her with respect and/or admiration.

>>7464903
Oh I really like that image. Thank you.
Midriff aside, I think the face/hair is done really well.

Komachi, on the other hand, seems much more interested in panties...

>>7464903

>seem to have

What's wrong with me today?

>>7464917
see >>7464908

You were awestruck by the Yama, it distracted you.

>>7464908

Is that so? Is that because you're a one woman man or is it just a Shiki thing?

>>7464910

They can't be seen here.

>>7464928
It's a Shiki thing.

I was waiting for some excuse to post some silly Shiki pictures... but whatever.

Suddenly, Shiki is a chicken.

>>7464928

Addendum: Shiki is not a cat.

>>7464924

Let's go with that, yeah.

>>7464937
Suddenly, Shiki IS a cat.

give me a list of Shikieiki's sins so can i know which sins i've committed

>>7464944
If cats aren't your thing, maybe I can interest you in some
Shiki-keeki.

>>7464947
Shikieiki's sins? No such thing is possible.
Do you think someone as innocent as this is capable of sinning?

>>7464932

Why's that, huh? She's not good enough for you? Hmmm?

>>7464949

Cats are my thing.

>>7464959
Just look at this innocence...

>>7464964
that puri-- Wait a minute.

I love how the higher rated images on Pixiv are those that have really great art, those that portray characters as chibis or some other adorable variation, or... this.
i assume the same is true for other characters.

>>7464959
not what i meant

>>7464977

People like nice things and having fun, apparently.

>>7464983
When I reread that post, I realize how stupid it was. I guess what I should have said was how much higher the rating for lewd images is than those that are done very well artistically.

>>7464986

I didn't think it was stupid.

>>7464987
I read your post with a hint of sarcasm, but that may have just been my autism rearing its ugly head.
This is the internet though. Lewd images and the occasional really well-drawn piece of art is what we love here.

I just found this image. I think it's a perfect image of what Shiki's seat of judgement would be.

>>7464997

I'm not much for sarcasm, so don't expect that from me.

My favorites tend to be well-drawn pieces with a generous touch of sexiness.

>>7465005
I can agree with that. Sexiness is a secondary factor for me, but always appreciated. I'm here for the art, mostly.

>>7465007
I really like this image. Thank you

Well I really hope nobody saw that mistake...
Ahem.

Here's Shiki-loli as a distraction!

>>7465023

It happens.

Anyway...

>>7465005
I can agree with that. Sexiness is a secondary factor for me, but always appreciated. I'm mostly in it for the art, and enjoy many styles.

>>7465007
I enjoy this image. Thank you

I think this picture is pretty funny.

Damnit, I just closed the window with all the pixiv tabs... I don't remember what page I was on.

>>7465039
What part do you find funny?

>>7465048

Her face, the apparent situation in general.

>>7465054
I could see that being funny. Sadly, I think losing my page put me in a angry state. All is well now though...
Found one of Shiki in a group shot with your girlfriend.

>>7465060

Losing your page is pretty frustrating once you make it past 100. I feel your pain.

By the way, do you have a special lady out there? It's not Shiki, is it?

>>7464372

Oh great Yama, I've fapped many a times. I fapped a lot especially to the visage of Yukari, Ran, Yuugi and to your subordinate Komachi. Day and night I fapped. As soon as I get up and just before going to bed I fapped as well as many times during the day I fapped. I would imagine sucking the bountiful breasts of those that I have mentioned and then I fap.

Oh but fear not Great Yama, for you retain your modesty in my eyes. I do not fap to you for you are flat as the rod you carry. So I have no impure thoughts of you! I'm sure that adds some weight to me gaining entry into Gensokyo!

>>7465066
Damn, after 100? I only just got to 70 ;_;

Do I have a special lady? Hard to say... I have commitment issues. There have been many I have tried to love, but could never bring myself to doing so fully. I'm one of those silly romantics that has an ideal woman in his head and waits around for years for her to appear, only for it to never truly happen.

>>7465076

It'll happen eventually. Don't stop believing.

>>7465081
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQIPVqLMUg

I won't. But it can get emotionally draining after so long. If we want to get all psychological about it, it's probably why I try so hard to fall in love with someone from time to time. Before my obsession with Shiki, it was Sakuya. Not that my love for Sakuya has faded, I just can't commit to anyone.

>>7465096

I went to one of their concerts not too long ago. I had my doubts about Arnel Pineda before but they were completely destroyed by his performance. Also, being the only ones screaming "born and raised in South Detroit" with my brother at the top of our lungs is an experience I will treasure forever.

Where are you from, by the way?

>Sakuya

You like leggy girls, don't you?

>>7465111
Hahah, I do for various reasons. That is something I can commit to.

I bet Journey live would have been amazing. I haven't been to too many concerts myself, and none at all for any of the great class rock bands... if only I was born five to ten years earlier.

I'm originally from northwest Indiana, half hour or so from Gary (I'm guessing you're familiar with it). Lived in southwest Michigan for a little bit, then escaped to the west coast for college.

damnit google chrome. Crashed on me... Lost my place again. I need to start paying attention to my page number.

>>7465133

It seems I always find myself talking to other Midwesterners here on /jp/. It's getting a bit strange, though.

Do you follow any teams in particular? Or is that not really your thing?

Please let me know when you do find that special someone and please do tell me all about it.

>type a long message
>mistype verification

>>7465163
Short version: I'm not a huge sports guy. When I was in high school, I had some familiarity with the Bulls, Cubs, Bears (since I lived in Chicagoland), but once I came out west, I gave up caring.

And yeah, I'll let you know. Don't hold your breath though, haha.

>>7465192
Get Lazarus.

>>7465192

>Chicago
>I gave up caring.

...and everything is right in the world.

I feel like we've spoken before but I have no way of telling. Which reminds me, you're going to be a bit hard to spot later on. Oh well... it keeps things interesting.

>>7465196
Well that would be useful. Hopefully chrome has an extension like that... I should check.

>>7465210
>...and everything is right in the world.
That's what I understand. A little disappointing, but I'm supposed to act like a Trailblazers or Ducks/Beavers fan out here so I'll just stick with that.

And yeah, we've spoken a bit before. I started a Sakuya thread some time ago that you helped out with and was the one trying to heckle you in the Hatate thread not too long ago.

>>7465225
Get Firefox.

>>7465230
Make firefox more lightweight and I'll consider it. I actually switch between the two depending on what I'm doing on the internet anyway. Browsing 4chan does not require something as robust as firefox.

What now Yama? I have escaped your divine judgement.

>>7465244
I have plans for you yet... Just you wait.

>>7465225

>Sakuya thread

Do you have a date for that? It was in April, right?

>trying to heckle you in the Hatate thread

So, that was you? Yes, I see. I've been meaning to ask you, what do you think of Aya now?

>>7465259
I'm terrible with timeframes. April sounds right. I just remember starting off saying I hadn't seen one in a while, but you said there was just one the previous week.

Aya's pretty cool. I like her personality/attitude, even if it doesn't always match mine. I never really had anything against her. I was just messing around. Although, all that /bun/ spam on /jp/ being associated with her doesn't help her image...

Alright, I have 587 pictures of Shikieiki. Only got to page 100 in my Pixiv search though... But I need to do something else for a bit or my mind is going to explode.

>>7465304

I see. Good.

>>7465358

All right, good effort. It's been fun, man. I look forward to talking to you again.

I wish I could make friends on /jp/ ;_;

>>7465369
Yeah, definitely. Thanks again for contributing.

>>7465382
That's the best part about being Anonymous, fellow anon. We are all friends, we just don't know it... or want to admit it.

I'm going to go ahead and bring this to the front page. Let's see if anyone else would like to chip in.

>>7466937

Well, that's one guy.

>>7466920
Alright, I just woke up and my thread gets bumped. Thanks, haha

>>7466937
That's a pretty badass picture of the Yama.

back when i was young, i was influenced two or three time to bully kids, i grew up now and i feel uncomfortable and have regrets, i wish i could excuse myself to the people i've bullied but i can't find them now, i feel miserable when i think about it, watching "My name is Earl" make me want to change

>>7467004
Although many sins of the past can not be undone or righted at their source, they can be corrected through your deeds of the present.
May you protect those in need should you ever witness an act of bullying in the future and the Yama will forgive you.

>>7466992

Hey, man. How are you doing?

Do you have this set? They're pretty neat.

>>7467055
I'm pretty good. Nothing to complain about. 11 hours of sleep is always nice. Going to a party in a few hours, so I won't be hanging out much longer... How are you?

I don't think I have a set, but I haven't organized any of the stuff I got last night so I don't know.

>>7467081

>Nothing to complain about.

Good to hear.

>How are you?

Bored, but thanks for asking.

>a party

A party, huh? I haven't been to one in years. What's the occasion?

Oh, and here's the artist so I don't have to post them all.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=265599

He's done a few Sakuya ones, too. I thought you'd like that.

>>7467099
Awesome, thanks! I must not have run into that set yet. I see he did a couple nice ones for Aya as well. I'm guessing that's where you found the artist?

The party's for a friend's co-worker's wife. Surprise birthday party. I don't know them at all, but my friend told me to come anyway since he'll be playing music and I'm a fan of such.

>>7465163
Stupid sexy judge.

>>7467108

>I'm guessing that's where you found the artist?

You'd be right.

>he'll be playing music

I see, I see. What kind?

>>7467113

She really needs to be out of that skirt more often.

>>7467113

I'll admit that I'm no saint.
But I do whatever I can to make other people happy.

>>7467115
I'm not sure, but he's a fan of that acoustic guitar/light vocals genre. There's a word for it and I can't remember it. Big fan of Elliott Smith and Nick Drake, if you know the names.

>>7467141

Folk rock, maybe?

>>7467157
Yeah that's probably it, or very similar.
Either way, I'm going to feel awkward standing around at a party for some older woman with people I've never met before.

>>7467192

Can't help you there, man.

Bumping in hopes that this thread will live until tomorrow, so I can finish it up/get it to image cap later.

I will never be pure enough for Gensokyo. My heart is too rattled with sin and negativity, and my soul is too impure. If I could repent it all away, I would, but am too damaged now...

>>7468123

So... how'd it go?

Sexy judge of the dead.

Can Yamas fall in love?

>>7468135
Cry me an extension of the Sanzu river.

>>7468162

Would you believe me if I said "yes"?

>>7468135
>>7468172
Wait... I can't recall where I read it, but ¿aren't you supposed to get your ass spanked with the rod of remorse until your sins are paid?, and supposedly, the rod weight depends of the nature of your sins.

The obelisk of remorse is waiting for me, woop.

>>7468181
Probably.

>>7468262

Yes, Anonymous, they can fall in love.

Don't mind me, just bumping to keep the Yama alive.

The Yama has returned.

;_;

That's odd. I just posted but nothing showed up...

Why are you saging the Yama?

>>7471151
bumping threads bestows negative karma
Eksopl said so, don't bother him about it

>>7471151
Because although the Yama is great, one thread doesn't always need to sit on the front page. Saging lets me post images while still letting the front page have some new content (however good or bad it may be).

Looks like this one's just about done.

>>7471268
Yeah, I figured I could top off the last few images. Coincidentally, I found an awesome arrange of Shiki's theme yesterday. I downloaded the album and it came with a bunch of cool art (the ones I posted above with the long names).

>>7471300

That's neat. A pleasant surprise, I imagine.

At any rate, it was a pretty fun thread. I assume you'd like to finish it off.

>>7471316
It was nice, except the guy who named the images made some of them ridiculously long. Windows wouldn't let me extract a handful of them until I renamed them.

I don't mind either way. I have an image planned for the last one, but I appreciate your contributions. Should be 4 left after this one...

Well, I guess I was wrong. Won't let me post another image.

Oh well, cute Shiki at the beach is a good way to end the thread anyway. Thanks to everyone who contributed!

>>7471350
>169 posts and 147 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
I keep forgetting to add the images that aren't being omitted there... haha

>>7471352

You will learn with time.