/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Suicide, such a situation is sure to be a dream or a curse.

Go to an orphanage and live the story of Annie.

Die

Break my little and virgin hymen with a rusty sickle

tear myself up a new asshole with the power of my loli ovaries.

Cartwheels
Lots of cartwheels

>wat do

Stop making threads.

Summon Yidhra and merge with it in order to be the little girl forever. I also get to be a shapeless horror though shapelessness is actually a desirable trait in /jp/. I want to be the little slimegirl.

Exactly what I'm trying to do as a male. I just need to get my hands on an unabridged copy of the Necronomicon.

I'm the first person to say this, really?

Prostitution.

Geez, I wonder.

>you wake up as the little girl
Cool

>no one knows you
No changes from what i am now

>you have no way of getting food or anything
Granted i live in a middle of nowhere

>you have no food
Well damn...

>your too young to get a job
Indeed...

>you have no parents (that would recognize you, anyway)
Now that's sad...

>wat do
I'll offer myself to the police saying that i am lost and hungry. Nobody would pick me up and i would end up in a adoption center. Then i have food and shelter for myself.

And you don't say anything about resetting my brain to a 5yr old, so with knowledge, i will survive

I do what any other /jp/er would do. Go suck 200 dicks and get my vagina and asshole stretched by large men with huge penises.

Tell it to /jp/ and provide pics then get banned.
For offtopic.
You disgusting beast.

>you wake up as the little girl
Nothing about being pretty? If so, you're rolling a dice. Being an ugly fat girl is a terrible life.

i would be a genius loli and teach higher topos theory to other genius lolis at stanford

duh

>your too young to get a job
You are never to young to become a prostitute.

I would find me some rich guy and become his personal cumslut in return for food and shelter and lots of money.

>>7443830

post about it on /jp/

>you wake up as the little girl
can at least decide the looks?
>no one knows you
no changes from now here
>you have no way of getting food or anything
>you have no food
well, you don't know what I usually eat, so...
>your too young to get a job
well, another excuse...
>you have no parents (that would recognize you, anyway)
as before, the same as now
>wat do

uhm...I dress like a bitch, attract pedos, kill them, eat them.
food+justice. easy.

>>7444253
How do you know?

lie about my age and work at a family restaurant!

>>7444706
This might work.

>>7444706
reasonable indeed.

>>7444699
I agree about everything except for justice.

I would find myself a fellow /jp/er and become his wife.

I am sure one of you would take good care of me, i could help you get a job and we could start a happy family together.

..And when anon is out working for me i would have sex with the neighbours/his friends/his father/his brother/anyone with a large penis who can please me.

Even when my tight little juciy cunt turns into a flappy wide tunnel, anon would never know..

masturbate furiously

>>7444721
You know I sorta skimmed through what you said and thought "how sweet". I decided before I make a reply I should thoroughly read it, and the you know, I didn't expect it, but it fits. It's exactly what I'd expect from a woman, and since you turned into a woman then I should expect it from you too.

I like netorare so I can fap to that also.

Go to the police.
Claim amnesia.
If I'm lucky, get sent to a foster home.
If I'm unlucky, get sent to orphanage, try to get adopted before I get old enough to get raped by the male inmates or staff there.
Regardless of whether I'd get adopted or stay in a foster home long term, study enough to get a scholarship that would allow me to live on my own come high-school. Shouldn't be hard, considering I'd have all my knowledge and abilities.
Privately, have frivolous, lighthearted lesbian relationships with other little girls I meet along the way. Maybe a serious one if I find the right girl, but that's pretty much impossible anyway. Maybe have an affair with a male teacher or someone like that, if my dickthirst gets too bad.
I always wanted to relive my childhood and teenage years, and being a little girl is just a cherry on top.

Use my adult knowledge to appear as a genius. Invest in google. Have wild lesbian sex with my curious peers of the same age.

>>7444721
>I am so horny right now.jpg
Please become my loli wife.

>>7444720
...oh, you know, I'm ok with lolicon, but irl I find it pretty annoying.
You can ignore that part, the important point is feeding on humans. I normally prefer to hunt them in a more active manner, but considering the body op gave us...besides, strangely, nobody have still posted a pic of his loli version.

>>7444721
Say no to NTR.

>>7444753
I'm an idiot, I got being a little girl half-confused with being a child again but with my current memories, because I think about that all the time. Since you can't go back to when you're a kid and do anything differently unless you have that knowledge.

OP; never said you'd be attractive. You'd probably be fat and unattractive, especially the lesbians. 99.99999% of them are fat and unattractive, what are the chances of you being good looking?
Depending on what sexual preference you take you get a penalty or bonus. If you're an actual /jp/er and pick the type routes you get a bonus +7 for attractiveness and intelligence rating. If you're a normal who decides to become a lesbian you get a bad roll and become a 2/10 on attractiveness and have slight brain damage.