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Hi, Kanako here . Do you believe in Jesus anon? I don't believe that all of you loser believe a skinny terrorist hippy who got stabbed and forgive all humanity sins (WTF?). So, what so great about a guy who could do making bread from thin air and having a wine as blood? What a jerk. At least Muhammad can give 72 perfect loli virgins or for better and the best thing to do is donate your faith at your nearest Moriya shrine branch. We (seriously) gives miracle and a complementary beautiful shrine maiden services for free!.
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Ohh, by the way, Santa Claus don't exist.

>> No.7386009
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>Santa Claus don't exist.
I've lost all faith in you Kanako

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>Ohh, by the way, Santa Claus don't exist.
You're not Kanako.

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>>7386006

>> No.7386030

Well well looks like you and Santa Claus have something in common. Your both not real.

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>>7386009
>>7386022

Ohh, You questioning me eh? Let me ask you something,
between our 15 years old virgin shrine maiden and 60 years old pedophile with a promises of cheap 'made-in-China' toys and claiming to be Santa Claus, which you prefer your daughter with?

>> No.7386035

>>7386006
>Ohh, by the way, Santa Claus don't exist.
Yes he does. Santa Claus is a male miko.

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>>7386032
hmmm a slutty 15 year old girl or a 60 year old fat pedophile?
i choose the fat 60 year old he's not in shape to run

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>>7386032
I'd rather have a daughter with your shrine maiden to be honest.

>> No.7386384

>>7386035
I always wanted to see old Saint Nick as a little girl. They say St. Nicholas' relics exude a clear liquid that smells of roses even to this day, so I imagine her as an immortal little girl of whom vaginal fluids are this liquid. Since the substance is thought to be holy, she's been kept in captivity and raped constantly by priests to obtain it until her mind broke and she ended up as a lewd little girl who constantly masturbates, eternally surrounded by the smell of roses and a puddle of her own sacred maidenly juices. Once a year, Church officials come to Myra and open up the basement she's chained in to take the latter, leaving her to "produce" more of it for another year while she cries and begs for their cocks.

>> No.7386390

>>7386384
Is it always you writing these posts? There's a rather distinctive style.

>> No.7386392

>>7386384

Jesus, where are you currently are? Federal prisons?

>> No.7386409

>>7386006
Is that the Kanyako artist?

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>>7386384
i thought of Maki while reading that. now please excuse me while i destress myself with the thought fresh in my mind.

>> No.7386658

Lmao win xd

>> No.7388715

>>7386384

Holy god. Santa is a slut..

>> No.7388721

I'm going to start worshiping rocks, not the spirits inside them or anything but rocks themselves.

Anyone who doesn't agree with me with hear the gospel of my god in the face.

>> No.7388725

>>7388721

Get outta here, you..you MUSLIMS TERRORIST!

>> No.7388726

LOL epin win OP over 9000 mudkips!!

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