/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7348888
I wish I had friends ;_;

that is doll

Shit, there is a possible cute girl and probable cross dresser cosplaying a girl version of Kyuube right there and thos shits are playing vidya in fucking portables. Really fucking sad.

Me on the left.

They're probably playing Monster Hunter.

>>7348908
This!

QB seems so lonely ;_;

She looks so sad and lonely...

Hey, color rangers.

The orange one, the black one, the green one, and blue one

>>7348908

possible, more like unlikely

That cosplaying boy in the left is very cute, what's his name?

She probably has her share amount of followers and friends. Dont worry about it too much. She seems cute enough to have attention over her.

>>7348888
The reason there are no male puella magis.

Also
>4 dudes
>4 8s
co-incidence?

>>7348912
>/jp/

>>7348930
Why does the guy(?) have a cameltoe?

Terrible thread.

>>7348888
Pretty good explanation why there are no mahou shounen.

>>7348947
Why do 4channers think all bulges on girls look like balls and bulges on guys look like cameltoe?

Also it is because you have two balls and so is is possible to have the middle of your boxers ride up in between them

>>7348940
Hmmm...

4 equal numbers...
4 guys...
4 is half of 8...

444 = CDXLIV

FOR THE LAST YEAR I HAVE BEEN RUNNING UP ON THAT NUMBER. I WAKE UP THE CLOCK SAYS 444. GO TO THE STORE MEAT; 444. TOTAL FOR FOOD 444. TURN ON T.V. SOMEONE SAYS 444. THIS NUMBER POPS UP ALL THE TIME. IS THERE ANYONE WHO MIGHT THINK THEY KNOW A MEANING OR PURPOSE. I DO NOT BELIVE IN WITCHCRAFT, BUT I LIVE FOR GOD ON A DAILY BASIS. I TRUST HIM WITH MY ALL.THERE HAS TO BE A MEANING FOR THE NUMBER

>>7348888
Even though they are shitposts, these threads remind me of those >Moot >4chan images.

>>7348958

For me it's 1137

>reimufail.jpg

>>7348954

Because most 4channers have no idea how anatomy works.

>>7348888
Sauce?

>>7348958
>BUT I LIVE FOR GOD ON A DAILY BASIS. I TRUST HIM WITH MY ALL.THERE HAS TO BE A MEANING FOR THE NUMBER

I'd never waste money on a psp

These are the moments that you gather the courage and balls to walk up to next to that cosplayer, sit beside her and say the magical phrase: Wanna play MH3F with me.

It's a sure hit, gentlemen. ladies just love hunting monsters.

>>7348971
>CFW
>FREE GAMES
You're missing out.

Have you guys ever played monster hunter on the psp?

Thats some addicting shit.

>>7348888

>>7348999
I want porn of this.

>>7348998
I play it on my Wii.
I wish I picked it up earlier.

>>7348999
oh god look at the right, look like a failed character with the oblivion character maker

>>7348992
What is with this generation?
It's a PSP, sony sux lets hack it!
It's a PS3, sony sux, lets hack it!
It's a DS, lets hack the carts!
It's a Xbox, we can't hack it so lets just pay for online!

It's like they can't just enjoy a game anymore.

>>7348958
http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/09/11/the-texas-sharpshooter-fallacy/

Fuck yeah, Monster Hunter. Not much else in the world matters more.

I saw the file name, and went to /a/. My suspicion was confirmed, the picture was on the front page. Damn you cross-board shitposters.

>>7348998
I tried playing MHFU, but I didn't know what to do after the tutorial.

>>7349029
So bad at games.

>>7349029

Reminds me of my first time playing Monster Hunter. I didn't know either, and I wanted to use a Greatsword but it was really slow so I got stuck. I ended up using it in the end though.

Damn she is pretty cute, she looks like a doll.

>>7349032
>>7349035
So what should I do then?

>>7348915
He should have brought a PSP.

>>7349042

Go to the village elder and do quests. Not those gathering ones though, you won't get further doing those. Eventually you'll get urgent quests that let you go to the next rank and hunt tougher stuff.

>>7349049
Ok, thanks, so it's not free roam?

Which monster hunter is the best to get if you never played one? I only have access to sony consoles and a DS.

>>7349059

I don't know exactly what you mean by that, but I don't think it is.

>>7349065

Get Portable 3rd with the translation patch if you have a PSP.

Some people will probably recommend Freedom Unite over it because it has more content, but Portable 3rd is a lot easier to get into if you're new to the series thanks to some reworked mechanics.

>cute girl/trap on the left

>faggots on /jp/ discussing vidya

OP was right

>>7349072
The >/jp/ is there for a reason.

>>7349072

You could never understand. Monster Hunter is more than just a game.

>>7349072
make the exact same thread in /v/ if you want to discuss crossdressing and cosplay

>>7349072

Post this in /v/. I guarantee the majority of the posts will not be about video games.

>>7349072
Things you can do with a girl:
- have sex

Things you can do with a good game:
- have a lot of fun

A lot of fun > sex
Therefore, playing good video games is better than interacting with girls.

Me in the bushes stalking the trap.

"trap" is the new "kawaii"

>>7349098
>>7349087
If they post this in /v/, there will be 3 kinds of posts in the thread

>furry
>weeaboo
>PS* has NoInternets

>>7349101
>Things you can do with a girl:
>- have sex
You can also play games with a girl and hug her.

>>7349115
Girls can't play games

>>7349112

It's more likely the thread will turn into a trap dump the moment someone says the cosplayer is a guy.

>>7348888
Me wearing the glasses

>>7349115
But hugging is sex. You can get cooties.

Video games can hurt your eyesight and usually cost $50 or less. Girls can give you horrible diseases and take half of your money.

>>7349101
Technically speaking, isn't it better to have fun AND have sex? Of course, in practice it doesn't work that well, because girls these days are really lazy and demanding, expecting you to actually pay attention to them while having sex.

>>7349132
If you have sex, you won't be able to concentrate on good games at the same time, which means you will perform badly at them and possible get angry. That would ruin the fun.

>>7349103
Do you actually like traps "iluvOP?

>>7349141
Play simpler games. I recommend something like Tetris or Custer's Revenge.

I bet they're in the middle of hunting 2 tigrex at the same time.

>>7349150
I like cute traps!
They are so adorable. I just want to hug them so much!

>>7349098
>>>/v/95166366

Half right.

>>7349141
>>7349155
>you will never know that feel of playing an eroge while fucking

>>7349128
>But hugging is sex.
WHAT

>>7349150
Why do moonlanders always make fists when trying to be cute?

>>7349162

Should have started it the same way as this thread. Simply post the image and put >/v/

>>7349180
Learn to maneki neko (invitation cat).

>>7349180

>>7349160
If that's the case.
I want to be that trap for you...
I hope to do it while I'm still young and puberty has ruined me.

Tell me what you like...

>>7348958
4 is actually considered unlucky in Japanese.

Google it if you don't believe me.

I learned this from Harvest moon as using a TV at 4:44 at night it freezes your game.

>>7349227
Yesss!
I am totally fine with that dear. If you feel like its fun and something you want to do someday.

>>7349239
The reason is because 4 is Si　四
which sounds like Si　死, death.
Same for cantonese chinese.

>>7349246
It might take me a while to grow the hair for it again. And with exams coming up...

But I promise that one it will happen. Please don't leave /jp/ until then.

>>7349239
It only freezes your game because Natsume thought the cultural reference wouldn't make any sense.

So they removed it.

But managed to fuck that up.

>>7349262
>But managed to fuck that up.

Natsume always tends to do that.
They made the reference into an actual glitch for western games.
Just look at Harvest Moon DS to see how badly they manage to fuck up.

However, they got their shit together for Rune Factory 3. I was impressed by the translation.

>>7348999
Jesus Christ.

henry_ford here

>>7349257
Eye will never leave!

I've had much more fun playing Monster Hunter with bros than doing anything with a girl.
I've ended a 2 year relationship with a girl because she wanted me to go see a movie with her when MvC3 came out and threatened to break up with me if I didn't go.

>>7349551
Good choice. Any female who tries to leverage herself like that is not worthy of your time.

>>7349551
Bet you regret it now.

>>7349571
Not a chance.
Nice girl, but I'm looking out for #1 and I don't intend to let anyone else get in the way of that.

>>7348888
needs more touhou

>>7349780
Nice shoop.

>>7349780
I like this.