/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What happened?

Obama bin Laden preparing to announce that Osama bin Laden is dead.

You can't pirate Osama, and he isn't a little girl, so /jp/ doesn't care.

Its not like its being spammed on every board, every website, every news site. Big fucking deal, keep it out of here.

Why don't you get a boyfriend?

>>7295889
We decided to thaw him out so obama has a valid reason to get re elected.

>>7295899
You're so controversial, Boof. I like it.

>Continue GWB's policies.
>Take credit.

Well played.

I always get Osama and Obama confused. So I thought somebody sniped our negro president.

Unfortunately, they only got the lesser terrorist, who has done nothing of note in the past 10 years. Oh well.

summon the Mugen to draw dead osama loli porn.

>>7295914

I don't want to make a statement or anything, I just thought this was funny.

God Bless America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

Lol, no. Not really.

And that's why Osama's death means we should nationalize all healthcare, raise taxes, and eliminate private mass media.

Casualty number one hundred thousand or so of the War on Terror.

>>7295928
Amen.

>>7295928
Don't speak nonsense. Your preemptive cynicism is sickening.

>>7295945
But he's trying to do all three things, and politicians have no qualms about using "good news" like this to push whatever bullshit they're trying to get through.

/jp/ - American culture

Good night, sweet prince

Took them only 10 years and billions upon billions of dollars.
...I kind of wish someone would go that far just to see me dead
;_;

Counter-terrorists win.

Americunts knew he was there since the beginning but never killed him to keep dumb and fat Americans scared all day, now they are probably preparing some kind of false flag operation.

>>7295895
You best be trolling because Obama is Barack's family name.

The only reason it took 10 years to find Bin Laden was due to shit from Pakistan.

Oh come on..they could be forging this shitty news like Obama forged his birth certificate.

And out come the /new/fags.

>>7295884
BRB, flying a jet into SDM, enjoying my 40 virgins.

how do you write Osama Bin Laden in kana? I want to look him up on pixiv and find moe moe Bin Laden now.

>>7295928
Good; good; bullshit.

>>7296042
I was thinking, "Why don't all these people go back to /new/?" and then I scrolled down and remembered /new/ didn't exist anymore.

>>7296048
ウサーマ・ビン・ラーディン

Osama is in Gensokyo now and you're not.

>>7296073
He finally got his 40 virgins.
And Sanae.

>>7296079
That's like the whole Windows cast

>>7295895
>>7295928
>>7295952

>>7296060
Who the hell says usama bin ladin? It's オサマ・ビンラディン

>>7296060
nothing on pixiv

>>7296087
You'd be right except you're not
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A6%E3%82%B5%E3%83%BC%E3%83%9E%E3%83%BB%E3%83%93%E3%83%B3%E3%83%B
B%E3%83%A9%E3%83%BC%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%83%B3

We wasted so much money and time on one human being who couldn't do shit anymore, the guy was most likely chillin and jerking off to touhous. I wonder if he said anything right before they got him, like, "heh about time", hes most likely laughing it up, it took an empire to find one man. Its also just a big plot to rise nationalism for Obama. it makes me sick, Its such typical bullshit that the normals eat up.

Hmm... fanart anyone?...

>>7296087
大様便螺鈿

>>7296100
You didn't even bother to do a google check or read your own article, did you? I'm pretty sure you've never been to japan, since nearly everyone says オサマ, and -none- of the alternatives are ウサーマ. The wiki article only had that to express the arabic pronunciation.

>>7296121
Image

>>7296108
Do it!

Osama shooting airplanes at Reimu.

Yep, this only cost over eight thousand American lives, countless sandpeople, even further destabilization of the Middle East, proved Pakis are liars, trillions of dollars in two wars that are just now being "wound down" with marginal success at best to be replaced by "contractors", severe infringements on American and global rights in the name of safety (PATRIOT ACT is the only /jp/ related thing on this list), ushered in an era of hyper-partisanship that threatens to tear us apart while we wait for our corporate overlords to gobble up the remains, and now he's surrounded by virgin lolis that will take care of him forever.

What a fucking waste of time.

Oh, and reported.

>>7296139
You don't feel safer now?

>>7296128
I'd do it but nothing like that... instead...

A serene Bin Laden being welcomed by Cirno... in Gensokyo...

Apologies Yama Xanadu... this one is a current event and must be prioritized for now... I'll put yours in que for now...

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>7296140
Not him, but why would I feel any safer? There are plenty of other terrorists that do the actual leg work, along with other leaders.

>>7296139
What's a 'Patriot Act'? I can't hear you very well over HEALTHCARE HEALTHCARE JOBS JOBS

I'm sure it was some little thing that not many people got upset over.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: "Merry Christmas, sonny..."

>>7295889
Sup Boof. Haven't seen you in a while

Captcha: yincepri sion

>>7296172
I came to this thread because of this picture. Bin Laden will be forgotten after new years anyway.

>>7296141
Don't worry Uncle Mugen!

After all, this is one of those events that only happen once in a lifetime. - In this case, Osama's. -Lol


May he rest in peace in Gensokyo...

LETS KILL A MURDERER BY MURDERING HIM LOL

America is the greatest.

>LETS KILL A MURDERER BY MURDERING HIM LOL
How else would you kill them?

Did 4chan really go down because a million people who heard the news that Bin Laden bit the dust decided that they had to talk about it here, or was it a coincidence?

>>7296825
No, it's because Anonymous is the new Public Enemy No.1

Happi I think ;3

>>7296150
"Leadership", "financial support".

Ａｍｅｒｉｋａ　ｆｕｋｕ　Ｙａ！！！

>Obama claimed dead
>No tangible proof, it's just Americans saying they're doing a DNA test
>Only picture doing the rounds on media is 'shopped
>Body already disposed of at sea

And the sad part is, million of people will eat it up.

>>7296846
Except of course his ardent followers who will still insist that he's still alive and not go off on random retalitory strikes.

You dumb faggots. He didn't do 9/11, he had nothing to do with it. 9/11 was an inside job, there's so much evidence and proof out there. Stop being brainwashed. He was a good guy who opposed cancer.

>>7296853
There are no good guys in the world.

Osama bin Laden is a fabricated identity propagated by wealthy capitalist pig-dogs to oppress the working class by inventing a convenient scapegoat for the nation's problems.

>Murder a man
>Be praised as heroes

Really? This world has gone to shit.

>>7296862
The world was always shit.

>>7296862
It's okay if the murdered man was a douche.

I bet he didn't even flush the toilet in public restrooms.

I don't see how killing him accomplishes anything practical.

Capturing him would've been something to celebrate, both so we could beat the shit out of him and also for a massive amount of information on terrorists. I don't think anyone would really give a shit if we tortured him for info. Nobody that matters, anyways.

>>7296862
yes, that never happened in the past

>>7296862
thats what heroes do

I like how these fucking idiots act like it's a victory. It took TEN FUCKING YEARS to find him, and they couldn't even capture him. They fucked it up and killed him instead. He was also in Pakistan in a well-known compound, a child could've found him.

Then, to top it all off, we have Obama taking credit for it like he did fucking anything. "Never let a good crisis go to waste", right?

There is no proof and there won't be any proof ever. I really love how the masses ate up the ocean tradition story.
Also, it is widely known that bin Ladi had been a CIA asset and is highly probable that he died years ago in Pakistan due to his health condition.
What the media is calling a terrorist organization is nothing else than the codeword of an US and British intelligence operation from the Cold War.

>>7295898

>Get a boyfriend
>/jp/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA weeaboos you make me laugh.

>>7296846
You meant, hundreds of millions. Heck, they gobbled up the cave men cutters hijack fairy tale, so why shouldn't they eat up this recent one?

Nice, now we even have truthers posting their bullshit. This is why /jp/ shouldn't talk about topics unrelated to 2D girls.

>>7296895
That's what you get for even bothering to read such a shitty thread.

>>7296895
>Truth
>Bullshit
>2011

American detected. But don't be upset, Hollywood is going to fix it very soon.

>>7296889
>>7296889
>>7296889

>>7296898
Good point. I sometimes forget that I can hide threads.

Underage faggots like you shouldn't be on here to begin with. Reported.

>>7296915
Underage faggots like you shouldn't be on here to begin with. Reported.

HURRAY WE KILLED THE BAD GUY
HURRAY, WE ALREADY BURRIED HIM AT SEA!

W..WHAT!? YOU WANT TO SEE HIM!? WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SILLYNESS. HE'S DEAD PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!

>>7296932

He's buried at sea but they're preserving his head.

>>7296949
That's totally not disgusting. Nope.

I'm no truther, but I have to admit they sure did ship him off to sea fast. Suspiciously fast. Why would they leave any doubt that he's dead by not releasing hi-def photos as proof unless they were hiding something?

>shot in the head and dumped in the sea
>result of 10 years, several wars and countries and billions of dollars

Really now?

/int/ is just one board to your left, you retards.

Like the American public is far too easy to control.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>7296954

It's not like they'd display his body on a pike. Once it was confirmed they killed him they cut his head off and dumped the body. It's not like they have to prove anything, or have anything to hide. Faking Osama's death has no benefits apart from Obama garnering votes.

>>7296964

In the door way!?

This happened in Houkago Play, which is why I hate it.

>>7296964
I thought that was 3D from the thumbnail.

>>7296952

Wouldn't you keep a trophy of one of the most deadly men on earth?

>>7296967
>has no benefits
>getting votes for a guy who's birth place is under question because he's black

>>7296978

lrn2read

There must be something horribly fucking wrong with me because the first thing that came to mind when I thought about what you could do with a severed head was

>>7296977
Whom are you talking about? European royalty? US secret government presidency? The man on the Moon?

>>7296986

hurr

>>7296981
?

>getting votes for FUCK YEAH KILLING TERRORISTS
>no proof
>verified by ????
>dumped at sea within hours
>FUCK YEAH VOTE FOR ME IM TOTALLY NOT FROM AFRICA

>>7296978
Obama is just a groomed puppet. Nothing to do with him personally.

>>7296977
Deadly meaning a decrepit old man dying from disease.

He is a martyr now and will be a legend to the extremist world and his ideology will be propagated further and more drastically. Nice job.

Killing people is wrong. People get the death penalty because we find murder repugnant, so repugnant, we ignore we are doing the same thing.

The world is an insipid and stupid place.

>>7296994
I know that feel, anon-kun.

>>7296994

>The world is an insipid and stupid place.

Indeed. And that's why killing is amazing.

>>7296994
Murder is okay if the person being murdered was a douche.

I wish we'd consider the world stupid and uncivilized again so the governments wouldn't need to come up with elaborate excuses to invade countries and take resources.

>>7297003

It's like people create these huge elaborate conspiracy theories and shit like durr police state durr new world order when it's like if something like the new world order existed they'd be such a super power excuses wouldn't even be needed. They could just take what they want.

>>7297006
The best part about conspiracy theorists is their arguments.

I can't count how many times I've heard or seen
>DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE

>>7297015
Oh, come on. Do you really believe that people really believe that people really believe that?

>>7297006
Police states do exist and the story about the so-called NWO is that the establishments would want to create it, not that it's in place.

In reality, the Anglo Empire overstretched itself and was corrupted under the absolute rule of its oligarchical elite: Economies looted, Oligarchs enriched by free-trade and wars, and financially technically bankrupt.

What will happen in the near future is either a full-blown collapse of western civilization or a decisive battle in Asia in SCO and partners, with the possibility of total collapse of human civilization

>>7297002
Doing the exact same thing as bin Laden makes you a douche who should be murdered according to your own logic.

Why can't they just give us hard proof? It's annoying.

Meanwhile, that photoshopped picture is being distributed across news agencies.

>>7297052
I think you're confusing people who are regulars on 4chan with people who are able to wield logic.

Pic related. If there was ever a time to say "over 9000" it would definitely be to describe the amount of retarded morons on /b/, the majority are murrikkkan. Just look at this mass stupidity, the mindless drones accepting the lies of their overlords. It's quite sad.

>>7297058
It's not photoshop if the mainstream media doesn't say so, you evil-doing conspiracy terrorist.

>>7297065
Well, that is somewhat depressing. Thanks.

>>7297065
Mind you that fuck yeah America thing is full of irony.

I just wonder how many /b/tards notice that though.

>>7297112
You overestimate the current 4chan staff if you think that is supposed to be ironic.

>>7297058
And what would be a hard proof for you? You'll just say that it's fabricated anyway.

>>7297112
The original song is supposed to be ironic, since at the end of the song, the singer is shouting "books" and nobody says "fuck yeah", but since I hate murrikkkans with intensity of a thousand burning hypernova and see stupidity everywhere I look, I have to doubt that the threads and music on /v/ and /b/ are ironic. It's full of Urope vs US threads.