/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Literal autism

>ZOON

Fuuuuuuu-

Welcome to a week ago.

What was it like in your isolation chamber?

Shouting out memes and grasping for attention: the panel.

HAXUS THE MEMETIC

Every fanbase has retarded fans. More news at 11!

>>7290472

And these people come to /jp/?

>yohou games are in japanese

what a faga, what happened to your hatred of japan?

>i've never owned a console

don't get me wrong I am a proud member of the PC master race but CMON

>>7290752
you do realize that the touhou threads are made by those people right?

Ah, I remember that annoying cunt posting on /jp/ a few weeks back.

>>7290760

The meme spouting retards probably told her about /jp/

>>7290749
Except there's no double standard in force for other series. No one here tolerates the retarded fanbase of shit like Naruto, Bleach, Umineko, FSN, but, for some reason, they all turn a blind eye to the fact that pretty much all of the Touhou threads on /jp/ that aren't about the games themselves are pretty fucking terrible.

Who the fuck are these people, and why are they speaking on behalf of Zun?

Those crazed gunners need to start going to conventions.

>lawl Touhou hijack!

Fuck everything.

>>7290770
Maybe if you endlessly bitch about it in Touhou threads the problem will go away.

>>7290770
That's true, I guess, and the threads that are actually about the games (>>7259770) don't get any attention.

>>7290797
It's a god damned netplay thread. The fuck are you expecting?

>MUH-RISSA

>>7290797
It's a fucking netplay thread. What were you expecting?

>>7290770

Sup QC.

That Momizi actually seemed like an okay bro. The rest seem to just be worthless retards that don't know anything.

>>7290813
>What were you expecting?
Hosting
>>1
GGs
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GGs

>>7290797
Yeah they do but PoFV isn't that popular. General gameplay threads get a lot of replies.

I don't watch shit like this often, but it's starting to seem like there always has to be at least one girl in each panel, even if they have absolutely nothing to contribute to it. Is it just me?

Oh look, it's on nico.
http://video.niconico.com/watch/utS84Nub2py5s
http://video.niconico.com/watch/ut0DoEkM4XNDo

>>7290717

Sounds more like Zone.

Still irritating though.

>>7290896

How do you pronounce ZUN?

>>7290903
I've been pronounce it as Ze-i-n

>>7290918
Wait, really?

>>7290943
no, it's pronounced tsun

I'm just gonna assume it's pronounced either ズン or ズーン.

I'd fuck the Cirno just to shut her up.

What would a 3D Cirno taste like?

>>7290971
Like cream cheese.

these people make me hate myself

>>7290717
When is this?

>>7290970

As long as she stays in character while performing said sex act, you're good.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AISrxbnuzo
>0:38

/jp/ - secondary culture

I bet these faggots have girlfriends

This made me realise how bad my pronounciation is, I pretty much butcher everything to fit with my shitty scottish accent.

not that I talk to anyone about touhou.

I've watched about 5 minutes of this so far and find nothing wrong. You guys need to take it easy.

>>7291009
I think they're more the kind who wish they had girlfriends. Normalfag values, but still losers.

>>7291005
That Cirno is adorable.

LOOK AT HER FUCKING WINGS.

>>7291030
Sure they are. Whatever makes you feel better.

>>7291009

How the hell would a /jp/ panel turn out if it were to happen?

Holy shit. The AB panel was so much better than this.

>>7291035

it would probably be ultimately shit, in a good way.

I wish we could go back to 2007/2008 when this retardation was kept to a minimum.

>>7291035
SO I COPIED AND PASTED IT INTO EVERY GUNDAM SERIES EVER

>>7290889
it's for gender equality and all that jizz

>>7291050
Newfag. 2007-2008 /jp/ was horrible compared to 2004.

My friend went to that con. I was too scared to meet up and go with her...

I'm glad I didn't go now.

>>7291035
I could see /jp/ doing that discussion on why Alice is the best/worst Touhou.

>>7291035
Nobody would show up.

Also you guys are just jelly. She was cute and nice and not that annoying. She's like 15 or something too, so chill.

>>7291077
>04

>>7291077
Back when it didn't exist?

>>7291081
sup cirno-cosplaying-underageb&-retarded-secondaryfag fag.

I was one of the panelists. Sorry for my assburgers, guys. I was nervous as fuck, and after doing 5 of these Touhou panels the only thing I've found that helps is the be drunk beforehand. I guess that makes sense in a way.

>>7291843
Only the Momiji panelist was acceptable.

>>7291843
>is the be drunk
Oops. I'm also tipsy right now.
Also, yes, Persephone the Retarded Cirno was a bit annoying. I tried to be as nice as I could to her 'cause she's friends with people on my IRC channels, but I guess it wasn't worth bothering with. At least I kept her from getting raped or something.

>>7291081
>Also you guys are just jelly.
>She's like 15 or something too

Duh.

Although 15 is still too old, really.

Also:

>jelly

You're like 15 or something too.

>>7291850
Yeah, Bromiji is a real bro.
The one real bright spot of the panel for me is that I hooked up with a cute cosplayer afterward, 'cause she was adorable. If things work out she'd be the second girlfriend I ended up with because of Touhou.

>>7291870
All right, this just has to be a troll.

>>7291878
I'm dead serious, even if I am drunk and asspie. You need to actually go talk to girls, /jp/.

I, too, hate it when reporting a thread does nothing.

Well, anyway. I was the dude in the hat on the panel that couldn't talk right due to severe caffeine/alcohol deficiency. I tried, damn it. Now I'm gonna booze myself into a happy stupor and swap drunk-texts with the cute Mystia cosplayer while you enjoy your lonely basements.
Did I mention that she's completely adorable?

>>7291899
>while you enjoy your lonely basements
Thanks, I will. You can enjoy being cheated on by 3DPD.

>>7291899
This is just sad.

>>7291912
Not worried about being cheated on. My ex that I also met 'cause of Touhou? She thought she was lesbian and I turned her hetero. Not goddamn worried!

>>7291918
Just wait for it to happen, anonymous. Con-girls are nothing but sluts anyways.

>>7291899

>>7291918
(but I'm not going to get into why she's my ex since her brother was also on our panel and is likely to read this thread, so yeah. She's still a nice girl regardless and we are still friends. Durp.)

Fuck, I'm going for more alcohol. C out.

>>7291925
>>7291918
>>7291899

Go back to gaia.

>>7290971
Vaginal cheese

>>7291925
The best part isn't getting STDs from random sluts, it's being able to attention whore about it on /jp/!

>>7291925
Relying on alcohol and texting with a secondaryfag-cosplayers? now that's pathetic

hope my waifu eats that slut like she did in IN.

>>7291925
Go drink yourself to oblivion, nobody fucking cares.

My sister is going to cosplay as Momiji in the next japan exp a french convention
should i try to stop her or let this madness begin ?
I don't really care about momiji but i don't want to wash my eyes with bleach,
not saying that my sister is really ugly compared to the sakura-con but she is a bit fat and small,
the only cosplay she could do is Letty if she was taller.

Definitely stop her if you actually care for your/her unexistant reputation

and make sure she is not a meme-spouting secondaryfag or you can always get her fit.

>>7291970
>she is a bit fat and small

Yamame.

But yeah, don't encourage her at the very least.

Threads like this is what you retards get for not embracing the vision of /jp/ as true neet only.

>>7291970
If you can't convince her to not go, then try to convince her to cosplay as the Islam Touhou (don't even know her name).

>>7291970
Let her do whatever the fuck she wants, she's her own person. Just make sure she plays the games beforehand.

>>7291993
>(don't even know her name)

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls...

>>7291993
it's obviously that she is mohammed

That cirno needs a good gangraping.

>>7291992
The correct vision of /jp/ is not-blogging-your-fucking-personal-life-on-/jp/ only.

>>7292001
she saw the Momiji figurine while going to amiami, she never played MoF and actually asked me some stuff about her
well at least she don't act like the people from the sakura con, and she don't like blonde girl so i guess she won't do Yamame i guess.
I will take a camera, there were a lot of touhou cosplay the last years and i laughed for good because
the majority were just men so i'll make sure i share this with you /jp/, the convention will open in two month

French powerlevel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHIE5ds445U

I'd probably go to a convention if I had friends. I'm not really afraid of leaving my house or anything but there's no point walking around by myself.

>>7292065
Yeah, it's only fun if you either go with a group of fun friends or meet up with a group of new fun friends. Just dress up as a Touhou and people will find YOU.