/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oh, pic is unequivocally terraformed luna. >op pic is not Kurisu.

>human civilization is in contact with Luna

Premise incorrect.

Humans know they just don't give a fuck. Seriously who'd want to visit a place inhabited by so much saccharine happiness.

>>7280237

They had a war.

Private travel to Luna is possible. (Magical Astronomy)

>>7280225
Of course the NASA would never tell the public that they got beaten by little bunny girls.
So they made this a secret.
When ZUN made touhou they thought that this would be the perfect cover.
Nobody would ever think that a fictional story is true

>>7280251
>For now, all that's happened is the launch of a primitive rocket to the side of the moon closest to them

Magical Astronomy, as far as I recall, is set in the future.

>>7280260
we could blow up the moon if necessary.

Not that we would or should but America.

>>7280270
Hey, remember when the US bombed the moon?
Makes a whole lot more sense now, huh?

>>7280288
Those were science bombs, real bombs would have blown it to bits and destroyed our ecosystem.

Now i really need that picture of astronauts with M4's blasting off lunarians

America>Lunarian Empire
FUCK THE RABBITS

>>7280270
No, you can't. And this is retarded, just like you.

>>7280302
Maybe not blow it up in a Death Star sense, more like in a Lavos "Destruction Rains Down From The Heavens" sense.

>>7280302
One day you're going to look up and wonder where the fucking moon went.

>>7280296
Well, they could still have been aiming for Lunarians.
fucking Wakatsukis.

>>7280314
To nuke Moonbitches, one must be able to slay a god. Can America kill a god?

>>7280320
Ever heard of the westboro baptist church?

god is dead in the states.

>>7280323
They're like, six people. I don't think that even counts as a church.

>>7280306
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/Calculator.html
You can plug in the size and surface gravity of a planet to see the minimum energy needed to destroy it (they assume the planet is of uniform density, so the actual energy would be somewhat higher). The moon's mean radius is given as 1737.1 km (for a diameter of 3474.2 km), and its surface gravity is 1.62 m/s^2 which is 0.165 the surface gravity on Earth (9.81 m/s^2)...using these numbers, the calculator gives a lower limit for the energy as 1.234 * 10^29 Joules. A megaton of TNT would release an energy of 4.184 * 10^15 Joules, so ignoring details like how the bombs would be distributed, you'd need around 30 trillion megatons of explosives to destroy the moon. The biggest nuclear bombs currently in the US arsenal are about 3 megatons, and the Soviet Union once developed a prototype bomb with 50-100 megatons. Anyway, the number of nuclear bombs never exceeded 100,000 at any point during the cold war, so it definitely falls short of the trillions you'd theoretically need to destroy the moon.

>>7280305
Yeah, if they don't watch out, we'll drop enough bombs to render the surface of the moon nothing but so many uninhabitable craters.

Oh, wait.

>>7280330
But at least we would have genocided the moon people.

>>7280333
And in the end, that's all that really matters.

By the way, what happened to the chinese rocket or something in SSiB which was a potential danger to the moonpeople because of a name?
They never solved that matter

>>7280326
To the government, it does.

If we want to successfully genocide the moon people, we only need one man to do it.

So the real way of getting to Gensokyo is going to the moon and asking the Lunarians to show the way.
Now the only problem is somehow getting to the moon...

>>7280369
I vote we break into the Smithsonian and steal a lunar lander, then get us some Russians to launch us into space.

>>7280369
Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

But he grew old -
This knight so bold -
And o'er his heart a shadow
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow -
"Shadow," said he,
"Where can it be -
This land of Eldorado?"

"Over the mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,"
The shade replied -
"If you seek for Eldorado!"

>>7280376
>Russians
Too expensive. I know a guy in Tijuana who can hook us up with a rocket for cheap. Used to work for the Mexican Space Agency.

Was someone calling me?

The Lunarians and Gensokyo are in the top secret file that they brief the president with on day 1.

I like to imagine that Japan knows and keeps a secret Shinto commando unit ready in case the border collapses.

>>7280364
Why doesn't /jp/ start the "church of touhou" or something then. We could write off taxes and shit man. I'm as sure we're as dedicated to our faith as most other religions.

>>7280789
Well why not?
Our stories are pretty cool compared to all the other religions.
Well except maybe northern mythology religions.
Those are really awesome.

We should start by writing a bible or something and make ZUN our jesus

>>7280789
Because it would end up in mass suicide, for starters.

>>7280997

NO. Keep all references to semitic religions out of it.

Judaism -> Christianity -> Islam

There is a clear downwards trend.

>>7281007
But it's Judaism > Islam > Christianity, just look at their prophets

Moses: Has destructive beams shooting from his face, kills angels in one shot, plagues
Mohammad: Temporarily broke the moon to prove a point, has a cloud following him at all times to keep shade on him which must've been really bitchin' when you live in Arabian subcontinent.
Jesus: Walks on water, resurrects

>>7281027
He also can heal and summon food.
I'm not a christain but you have to admit that those abilities are pretty nice

>>7281035
Jesus is a healer type, and the only reason people play those and endure dozens of fucktards asking for heal and buffs (or salvation in case of Jesus) is because they're often little girls. Jesus certainly was not a little girl (had he been one we'd all be Christians.) Meanwhile Moses the AoE sorcerer and Mohammad the single target DPS elementalist are popular choices no matter the gender, though imagining those two as cute girls in standard skimpy sorceress gear is rather arousing. Mohammad-tan in particular would be rather mature (since he got the job when he was well into his years) but shy, so she'd try to cover herself in vain. Moe~

>>7281027
Moses is fire element
Mohammad is wind element
Jesus is water element

>>7281055
Next major prophet confirmed for turning water into crude oil.

>>7281055
now we just need earth and heart element prophets, and they'll all combine their powers to summon captain god.

>>7280297

>>7281027
Ex-Jesus (Apocalypse) is overpowered.

>>7281052

ROFL

If I could draw I would SO make a webcomic about that.