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Good news everyone!
I've invented a device that allows you to recreate your body, as well as create an entirely new person based on what you want!
With this device, it's possible to become the person you've always dreamed of becoming, and have the woman of your dreams next to you, in real life! Within a reasonable margin of error, of course.
Who wants to be the first to try?

>> No.7273374

Oh god . . I actually read this in his voice . .

>> No.7273380

>Within a reasonable margin of error, of course.
I volunteer the person below me.

>> No.7273381

me

>> No.7273383

What's a reasonable margin of error?

>> No.7273384
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>>7273374
Can't unhear it.

>> No.7273385

>>7273383
Good enough.

>> No.7273392

Oh, don't worry, it's just a formality warning. Now, for it to work, you need to have a valid organ donor card to insert into the machine, as well as a self destruct chip just in case it transforms you into a hideous monster, the likes of which the sight of can cause madness instantly!

>> No.7273400

>>7273362
I can become identical loli twins?

>> No.7273407
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Of course. As though anything like that could exist in "real life".

Guards, arrest this lunatic.

>> No.7273412

Can I be a flat adult girl with glasses and have Udonge as my real waifu?

>> No.7273414

>>7273412
>flat
>adult
If you're going to be an old hag why would you want to be flat?
Also glasses suck

>> No.7273417
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>>7273412
Sorry, she will already be at my side.

I volunteer to be a test subject, Professor.

>> No.7273424

>>7273417
You're gonna get raped

>> No.7273434

>>7273414
Because being flat sounds better.
And glasses are cool.

>> No.7273441

>>7273434
No, glasses are abused so much that they aren't even good looking anymore, just a sign of ugliness. Get your head checked.

>> No.7273450

>>7273434
Is this a new tripcode goes using or you are really disagreeing with yourself?

>> No.7273455

Reported for offtopic

>> No.7273459

>>7273450
What the fuck did I even type?
I actually meant if that's a new trip that got spread to /jp/ and everyone is using it.

>> No.7273463

>>7273459
It's probably a public trip some autists are using.

>> No.7273466

>>7273441
Look, glasses wouldn't be used so much if they werent moe.

>> No.7273469

>>7273466
Moe is stupid and ruining everything Japanese. Name one good thing that has moe in it.

>> No.7273470

>>7273469
No More Heroes.

>> No.7273473
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>>7273469
Lucky Star

>> No.7273479

>>7273470
ironic hipster trash? good?

>> No.7273485

>>7273479
How is it hipster trash?

>> No.7273490
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>>7273469
Reinhard is pretty moe.

>> No.7273507

>>7273485
The only people who bothered to play it were the edgy hipster crowds. No one played it for the gameplay, only for the violence and crudeness on the Wii effect.

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