/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parentheses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"..."

"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"

my dad is so GAR, i hate him a lot but luckily he's always working...but when he's here he's annoying as HELL, for example, last night i was watching adult swim and he was talking like a dictator would...

Tall, muscled, has a mustache, serious, hardworking, knows of several different topics, a decent man.

he was the captain of a rugby team for years, he drinks every saturday, he has a lot of friends.

Manlier than I'll ever be.

Passive-aggressive pushover

>>7267926
I'm confused. Why hasn't a mod rebanned the obvious ban avoider?

>>7267932
Because mods are fucking stupid. If you want to draw it to their attention quicker, I suggest you shitpost with his trip on and report all of his posts, or something like that anyways.

#vﾅYｾfｼaN

>>7267932
i am john titor

>>7267932
He spends his time in wine bars and hipster venues, he's too busy to care about /jp/, or a shitposting tripcunt.

>>7267944
You weren't even alive when that happened.

>>7267940
It doesn't work for #chilly. It's not going to work for this.

>>7267951
His last trip got autobanned. I'm sure we can accomplish the same feat with perseverance.

Do you want to see his HELL shitposting around the board all day? It's better then doing nothing, right?

>>7267956
no way in HELL this trips ganna get autobanned like my last one since this one isn't a public trip

You guys are retards giving him attention.

So you got his last trip autobanned? He'll just use another one.

The fact that they bothered to autoban it is retarded. Just learn to ignore it.

>>7267956
>Do you want to see his HELL shitposting around the board all day?
Honestly I don't mind at all. Make me chuckle most of of the time.

>>7267959
I'll ignore it when they start handing out permabans for obvious perma retards, instead of 24 bans for shitting up every thread on /jp/.

>>7267961
>this one isn't a public trip

What.

>>7267967
ok fine, don't ignore it. You're just making the board worse.

>>7267970
it's not

>>7267970
HELL XD

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>>7267973
Technically, you're at the end of the food chain, considering you're making things worse by complaining about me making things worse by pointing out that we have no moderation.

>>7267985
the HELL...?

He's a pretty cool guy, he normally would just come in once or twice a day asking if I need anything.

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>>7268007

My dad is a pedophile.

Why all the hate?

>>7268033
>Why all the hate?

He's a nice guy that I look up to. The only problem he has with me is not being social enough.

>>7267917
Nah, he's dead.

how the HELL are all the other HELLs still here

Did wtH get his new trip banned already?

>>7268063
DA-KA-RA!!!!!!! it's not a public trip

>>7268063
why the HELL would that happen

>>7268063
hopefully not.when you reach near the apex of trip level faggotry the scale reserves so wth is actually an amazing guy.

>>7268088
brain fart. i meant reverses.

>>7268088
He's not even a good ironic tripfriend. He's just shit.

You have bad-to-nonexistent taste.

Mod is mad as HELL. How come people like Mugen are still allowed to post but wtH is banned?

>>7268107
uh, i already said he's horrible? didn't you read that once you become so awful the scale becomes inverse and they become good.

My father is the most amazing human I have ever had the pleasure to meet.

>>7268107
Sudo is the best ironic tripfriend.

He´s... not here.

Working overseas lol

He was an alcoholic and beat my mother up pretty badly, they divorced. He got a new woman who bullied me a lot whenever I visited my dad. My father was always quite kind to me, although he didn't do much to prevent his new wife from hurting me (mostly mentally).
Nowadays I go visit him about 5 times a year, generally we just eat good food, talk for a bit and watch a movie or something. He is a nice person. He isn't together with the bad wife anymore, which is good, I doubt I could deal with her even though it has been about 10 years since I last met her.

>>7268123
OOHHH you got me!

My dad is a true hero, and at the same time the laziest human being on earth. Swear to god, while he works 50 hours a week he spends the rest of the time napping. Apparently, being a literal rocket scientist is a taxing profession.

>>7268117
He doesn't become good. That's the point.