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Yoshika, I mean. Whatever.

The only "power" that is actually useful is being a playable character.

But what if Yukari messes with the border between Yoshika having that ability and not having that ability?

>>7239180
Oh man oh man oh man

She can eat it, but barriers are indigestible. It would still be there, unharmed in her intestines until she poops.

>>7239191

And if she eats the indigestibility?

>>7239180
>>7239148
my mind is full of autism.jpg

>>7239180
But what if Yuyuko sucks the life out of her before she can do that?
Or what if Remilia has prepared to change her fate and have her not do that before she gets the chance?
Or what if Flandre simply destroys her before she can even blink?
Or if Nue changes Yukari's perception of the definition of the border using her seeds of unidentification?

What if she ate her own power?

>>7239194
Then she can't digest it, because it is indigestible. She will simply poop it back out.

If she can eat anything, Why eat her borders? when she can eat her powers.

Lemme see if I has this correct.

Yoshika is a Jiang shi. But is like a personification of the deadly sin of Gluttony.

Makes sense?

So, she's like a Flesh Golem, uh?

So she can eat /jp/'s autism?

>>7239232
And when she poops it out, it will be autism covered in poop, perfectly unchanged.

Every touhou is the strongest, it just depends on who gets the jump in a given fight.

Can she eat why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

i hate when power is about everything,
letty by exemple can only control coldness if winter is around, without it there's nothing she can do,
but when power generalize i feel like it's just cheating

Can she eat herself? And where she goes then?

>>7239261

Makes you wonder how many Youkai were killed in full on brawls before the spell card rules were introduced?

Can she eat her own head?

>Ability： Power to eat anything and everything

We'll see about that.

What if she ate a dick?

>>7239329
Eating your dick won't make her full, it's too small

>>7239329

>>7238925

Poor Yuyuko. She used to be so powerful and respected and now she is a joke.

She is not even the most gluttonous Touhou anymore.

>>7239616
would eat anything =/= can eat everything

Yuyu's safe.

>>7239616
Nothing has changed for Yuyuko. Calm down.

>>7239616
She was always a joke, kind of. She's half airhead and half wise-old-master-with-long-beard according to the books.

And why do you care what the fanon thinks?

>Ability： Power to eat anything and everything

Oh good god ZUN. Are you even trying? Why give the Touhous abilities anyway if you're just going to spew out shit like this?

Here, I have an idea for a Touhou. IT'S ALSO ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Ability: Power to do anything and everything

Pretty fucking vague don't you think? That means my Touhou is now the strongest!

>>7239659
but that's already yukari's power so yeah

>>7239665
Nope.

It states her power is to control BORDERS

My Touhou's power is to be able to ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

So yeah, bitch.

>>7239659
Relax, it only means she'll devour whatever you put in her mouth, it doesn't mean she can swallow the universe in one gulp, kind of like that shitty superhero power everyone makes fun of.

>>7239659
Welcome to... 2002 you sillyshirt.

>>7239667
but what if she controlled the border between everything and nothing and made your power control over nothing

Guys... the keyword is 'eat.' Notice how it is not 'consume.' Your pathetic attempts at stretching this shit is ridiculous.

Would the SCP foundation be capable of holding her?

>>7239671
Yeah, I don't think conceptual things go inside her mouth, unlike Yukari's powers.

She can only ''eat'' it, it doesn't say that she won't have stomaches or explode if she swallows a bullet.

Remember, the draft says explicitly to not to use one's power at a full extent but instead reflect it on their danmaku. In her case is to swallow these new spirit things in order to regain ''spellcard health''.

>>7239679
What if my Touhou got tired of Yukari's shit and slapped her senseless?

>>7239694
she has no powers
she can't slap shit

If I was a Touhou my power would be to lactate cheese from my bangin' tits. My cheese would emit an odor that, upon inhalation, would cause the person(s) in question to forget who they are or where they were. That goes for both Human and Youkai.

>>7239700
>she has no powers
>she can't slap shit

I was talking about my Touhou slapping Yukari, not Yukari slapping someone's shit.

>>7239705
you didn't say it works for ghosts or gods

>>7239713
sorry, your touhou has no powers and she can't slap shit

>>7239715
Who gives a shit about those sub-classes anyway?

>>7239687

SCP Foundation can hold things that can be classified as gods in their own right. Most Touhou characters are easy modo for the SCP Foundation.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239 = Yukari Killer.

>>7239721
Put Yukari and some shit in front of my Touhou, see what gets slapped first whore monger.

>>7239687
>>7239732
Not this shit again...

>>7239734
I did, with a almost a dozen Touhous, they all whooped her with ease.

What if she just eats Gensokyo?

>The power to read people's minds/hearts
Which in effect is
>The power to copy other's powers
Which means
Power Level threads are dumb.

>>7239770
She could probably, but given her size it would take years. Not to mention she apparently moves slowly due to limp limbs.

>>7239200
Or what if Yuugi just punched her right in the damn face and broke her jaw so she couldn't eat anything?

i'm loving all these yoshika threads. she's one of the best touhous already

>>7239795
but what if suika spread out yuugi's power so it was really weak but all over the place

I LOVE HOW VAGUE THE NEW TOUHOUS POWERS ARE!

>>7239805
Punching people in the face isn't her power.
Regardless, then that would just be millions of weak punches from all over the place, which would still hurt like a bitch.

>>7239815

Yes, about that... was ever an agreement what "power over supernatural phenomena" means?

>>7239805

Somewhere out there, some random guy gets out of bed for a midnight snack only to get his leg blown right off by a star destroying punch blindsiding him from the darkness under his bed.

>>7239200
>Yuyuko - 1 Stage boss
>laughingtouhous.jpg
It has been proven several times here on /jp/ that Remilia and Flandre Scarlet powers are fake.

She eats anything and everything like Vanilla Ice's stand, OM NOM NOM NOM

>>7239732

What if yukari messes with the boundary between conscious and unconscious?

>>7239148
Yoshiko can eat my penis, if you know what I mean.
(I'm quite surprised no Yoshiko fellatio is on pixiv yet).

>>7239836
"Supernatural phenomena" could be generally spread to mean almost anything magical. Meaning that Yuugi is the most powerful Touhou out there and could control all of Gensokyo if she wasn't drunk all the time.

Seriously though, a lot of Touhou abilities are stupidly broad and general.

But Yuugi is obviously the strongest. When you fight her, she doesn't drop a single drop of Sake. That is one damn good drunkard.

>>7239870
but what if yukari made the border between supernatrual and natural normal?
is being supernatural even supernatural if supernatural is natural?
what if having control over the supernatural in gensokyo means control over humans being normal?

I imagine her power so that whenever she's hungry (do zombies get hungry?) she just eats whatever that's in front of her, and she has gotten so used to it that she can't tell what's "food" and what's not.

Her friends tell her to be more thoughtful and refined when choosing her meals, but she doesn't care. She eats old tires and rocks and stuff all the same.

And fuck, this is making me long for another official book with interviews/whatnot even more. The Grimoire of Marisa just wasn't meaty enough.

>this entire thread

>>7239870
Except in this case it refers to just weird shit going on in Gensokyo's terms (since everything that is considered fiction in the outside world is in Gensokyo), which is almost no~thing.

If we were to take wordplay into Touhou powerlevels then Reimu could fly out of the existence itself of what's considered ''borders'' and avoid Yukari's reality hax powers, and Okuu could vanish the whole universe and any other place where the laws of physics are similar. Just to name a few.

She can eat all dicks in the entire world at once. She is the slutiest touhou.

Yoshiko is a slut is now a meme.

Also, chek'em

But Yuyuko already has this power.

>>7239870

So as displayed thus far, a rain of beer, at least one huge white pig, and things that go bump in the night?
Floats my boat.

>>7239870
That's because ZUN is too lazy to draw that.

Also if you notice, none of the Touhous are ''pushed back'' when hit by bullets, they move sideways while shooting bullets and only their clothes are ragged by the end of the battle, they also often cry, including Yuugi.

This is my Touhou.

Ability: To make the ladies cream their panties.

>>7239893
Secondary detected.

Go play the games.

Touhou 11 - Subterranean Animism
Marisa route.

>>7239889
holy shit you are on /jp/ why are you doing doubles shit

>>7239903
YHBT.

I wish Yuugi was my mom.

>>7239840

By the way, how?

>>7239902
If he was a secondary then he would not have known how the bullet mechanic works.

And you should at least tell what one wants to know by playing SA, again.

>>7239911

>>7239919
I don't have time to explain it allto you
Go search for it on the archive
newfagg -lol

>>7239878
A normal punch in the damn face.

>>7239936
Giving birth to those things would have been a bitch.

>>7239947
but what if yukari just gapped away

>>7239937

In either case, it's sort of pointless.
If it says in the character description that someone has a specific ability, they have that ability.

>>7239967
lol, U MAD?
HAHA, but that is fine. I can see your point. Not really lol
Here , have fun reading this thread

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7150556

>>7239954
I am sure the horns are like teeth. They would not have been there immediately at birth, it would have taken time to grow.

That said, that picture is giving me a major erection. I dint think there were pictures of her portrayed that way.

>>7239960

When you're fighting an oni, a gap is just another hole in your defense.

>>7239987
Yeah, well, I made you cry with just some petty paper on your face.

>>7239987
but what if she gapped the fist back into her face
or better yet into kogasa's face

>>7239960
>implying that you can stop the rape train that is Yuugi's fists and that gapping away could hide you from them
Alright, so maybe one Touhou could run away like a little girl from Yuugi's fists. But she would have to come out eventually...

But what of the other Touhous?

Why would this thread turn into a Yuugi discu- oh, I see why.

>>7240003
The protagonists are cheating whores so they would be fine.
What about Kogasa?

>>7240003
Let's start with the Hakurei shrine maiden and the witch then!

You all know how it is, dodge her slow-ass moves then needle/laser in the face.

>>7239982
Yuugi would be the best mom
Too bad pregnancy makes you gain weight.

>>7240003
It's not about gapping herself to hide, but to gap YOUR fists.

How about into Okuu's ass and let the heat turn your hand into ashes?

>>7240012
Kogasa would surprise Yuugi by dodging her fist.

>>7240020
delicious chubby Yuugi mmmmmm

>>7240012
>The protagonists are too powerful so they would be fine.

Fixed.

>>7240011
I don't.
Care to enlighten us?

>>7240035
cheating whores*
refixed

>>7239975

Oh, that? Read it when it was originally posted.
It was scary then and it remains scary now.

>>7240003

She'd probably let them run if they put up enough of an interesting fight.
Good fighting is hard to find. If you keep breaking even people who don't break easily, there isn't going to be a lot of good fighting left to go around. And oni need good fighting like the red army needs bread, air and shturmoviks.

>>7240021

>>7239732
239 can't affect anything she can't see. Also, 8 year old girl, so not likely to just go a-murdering stuff. Also, the SCP foundation would totally try getting a deal with Yukari. Convenient empty dimensions + gaphax = A convenient way of getting rid of just about anything.

>>7240044
So ''putting up a good fight'' translates to making Yuugi cry? That can still be included in the term ''defeat''.

>>7240021
A simple gap cannot stop Yuugi's fists.
Not even the huge gap that is Okuu's ass can stop them.
>using fisting as a defense

>>7240057
Then these things go into Gensoukyou live the rest of their lives as little girls drinking tea and playing danmaku?

>>7240064
yes

>>7240058
>making Yuugi cry

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

>>7240058

Looks more like a weird sweatdrop. And unless Gensokyo runs by Aztec laws of war, she certainly wouldn't be crying when complimenting Reimu on her mystical powers of plot advancement.

>>7240061
And why wouldn't a gap TRANSPORT them? It's just a hole in reality, it transforms the space within it as a shortcut to another space.

And what I meant is to gap your fists INTO Okuu's ass. The hottest substance in the known universe by far and she's a whole fountain of it.

Why is Yoshika so much harder in Order of Ecclesia than she is in Ten Desires?

>>7239935
Yuugi doesn't cry.
And it's not because ZUN is too lazy to draw that she doesn't spill a drop of sake.

But don't be mad, now i understand why you didn't knew of these things.
It's not because you are a secondary.
It's because Touhou 11 is just too hard for you
And you couldn't beat Yuugi....
That's a shame...
But don't lost hope my friend!
Keep on practicing!

And remember:
"Hold shift for focused movement."

>>7240080
>jiang shi
>hard
Only because you're so nervous of having to do that whole cave over again.

>>7240080

Because her fidelis glyph was so sweet.

Also I was play portrait of ruin last night and started a sisters game, then remembered why touhous shouldn't be in castlevainia but its okay for castlevainia's to get in touhou.

>>7240077
>Looks

There's your problem, it's ZUNart, and the crying has been like that since the PC-98 games. Also sweatdrops don't hang out of eyes like that, or even eyes for that matter.

And, remember that it's not the ''breaking down into tears'' crying but more of the ''owie owie'' crying, she doesn't have to be saying anything in particular, and this has been the case for every other Touhou that cried as well.

>>7240075
The Yuugi doujin by Speed Rabbit (The same guy who did that glorious Yamame doujin) is releasing a Yuugi centered doujin, this time about her "girlish" side.

I have seen a great many things come from him, I hope he will not disappoint.

>>7240102
SPEED RABBIT SO GOOD

>>7240085
>I said it, therefore it's canon

Yeah, keep thinking like that buddy.

>>7240109
It's not canon because i said it
It's canon because it's there in the game
Go play it already for fucks sake

And take your greentext bullshit back to /a/b/v/

These are the type of debates that are actually fun instead of rage-worthy. It's just a discussion of a canon thing using silly arguments that are technically ALSO canon. No emotional grief on either side (much).

>>7240078
>gap your fists INTO Okuu's ass

>>7240128
Tell me where it says in the game that she doesn't cry when beaten. Because that's what I was referring to, buddy.

>>7240128
WAIT A SECOND, DON'T REPLY TO MY POST YET.

Here i will say it clearly to you right now why she doesn't cry and why she doesn't spill a drop of sake.
1 -There are no pictures of Yuugi crying
And 2 - It's in one of the dialogs Marisa / Patchouli route , Patchouli is impressed by how Yuugi didn't spilled a single drop of sake.

"(Look at her, while she was fighting us and drinking,
she didn't spill a drop of her sake.) "

GODDAMMIT

Yuugi would be pretty cold if she never cried, even manly dudes cry if you hit them in the junk with the metal pipe repeatedly.

Even those weird fuckers who don't feel pain still cry out of emotional trauma.

>>7240150
Silly you, read my posts again. I never _denied_ that Yuugi didn't spill a drop of sake, I just pointed out how the game mechanics make it look that the bullets never make someone move despite being hit and therefore the not-spilling of the sake wouldn't be that great of a feat, but that clearly wasn't very serious, which you thought it was.

And yes, there is a graphic of Yuugi crying, look at post >>7240077.

>>7240157
That's a sweatdrop.

>If he was a secondary then he would not have known how the bullet mechanic works.
I assumed you were not a samefag since you said "he".

Even if i am getting confused over a gramatical error, the owner of that post said :
-And you should at least tell what one wants to know by playing SA, again.

And i clearly answered him.
- Yuugi doesn't cry
- And it's not because ZUN is too lazy to draw that she doesn't spill a drop of sake.

There was not a even a single reference to being "'pushed back'' when hit by bullets,"

I need fanart of Keine being pissed at her for eating all her history.

Or her breaking into the Voile Library.
'China, I thought you were guarding the gate!'
'But I thought she was me!'

Just like the bellboy who never puts down his tray, you mean?

>>7240154

Oh yeah, she most certainly cries. Nothing unusual, nearly all women enjoy draining out now and then - mythical ogresses or not. Feels good, man.

However Yoshika may or may not, since she probably doesn't have working tear ducts anymore. No wonder she gets eating disorders without a decent emotional outlet.

Guys, stop fighting about Yuugi.
We already know that she is one of the best Touhous and we all want to take her horn.

>>7240180

I don't...Okay, maybe I do. I'm not sure yet.

>>7240180
>implying the best touhou isn't

>>7240180
>implying the best touhou isn't            

>>7240168
Oh please, all of the Touhous have cried the same way and suddenly when Yuugi does it's a sweatdrop? Get out of my face with that crap.

If you're gonna be that pissy and arrogant then you're not worth arguing with, but it doesn't matter because the last point I needed to prove is done, it's just you not wanting to accept it.

And I'm not >>7239935 by the way, that person only replied to you once.

>>7240180
We're not ''fighting'', if you look at the posts you'd know this is all a fun debate using silly exaggerations (eg: gap Yuugi's hand into Okuu's ass).

Poster >>7240150 seems angry though.

>>7240173
Your grey mater and all the other juicy bits slowly melt after you die and then leaks out your orbitals and ears.which would create a similar fluid discharge to crying, but your eyes usually go long before that, so its empty sockets crying.

>>7240192
- Yuugi doesn't cry
- And it's not because ZUN is too lazy to draw that she doesn't spill a drop of sake.

>but it doesn't matter because the last point I needed to prove is done, it's just you not wanting to accept it.

Pffft....Yuugi doesn't crying was merely an extra in our conversation.
Your pathetic anon, and even if i considered that your win.
We would still be at 1 x 1 , since you lost miserably at -"Is it because ZUN is to lazy to draw that she doesn't spill a drop of sake."

You forfeited from the match and it was tied at 1x1.
That's a WIN for me then.

LMBO

>>7240183
You will be sure, in time...

>>7240203
...Okay, if you want to see it that way, go ahead and have your victory dance if you want it badly. The point of these debates is to establish a clear point in my view and in those who happen to read it but aren't debating. You're not gonna achieve anything by acting like a spoiled child.

>>7240199

... you're right. What's it called again, that watery byproduct from adipocere formation?
Used to know this. Shows it's been a rough year when I haven't been able to brush up on morbid decomposition trivia.

So maybe Yoshika can cry, somehow - which may explain why she's eating things rather than just sucking the life force out of people.

>>7240195
I just think it's silly to fight over the interpretations of Zun's artwork.
He draws like a retard. I mean, look at this picture. In almost every fight, they are killing the shit out of each other, but the Touhous look like happy morons on drugs. Properly interpreting what their current emotions are is difficult, especially when shopping a poorly drawn tear and bandage on. I'd just say Zun put that there to show that she has been defeated. Seems to be a thing in many Japanese games.

>>7240203
>since you lost miserably at -"Is it because ZUN is to lazy to draw that she doesn't spill a drop of sake."

You can't be this autistic, even I could tell that the phrase you quoted was sarcasm and I barely payed attention.

>>7240212
People are praising me like crazy on the secret /jp/ IRC.
They are even planing a party for later.

Everybody on /jp/ is against you buddy.
I don't think you established a new point of view for anyone but yourself.

>>7240203

>Yuugi doesn't crying

The power to control supernatural phenomena - and apparently the power to destroy syntax.

I just refer to everything that leaks out of you after you die as Ichor, but I've always loved that word.

>>7240220
>In almost every fight, they are killing the shit out of each other
They are not, Danmaku matches are pacific

>>7240220
That's because they aren't killing the shit out of each other, danmaku at most can only scratch clothes. Also none of the battles are ever taken seriously by the characters (except the battle with Okuu since it's world-threatening), they even have tea afterwards and the grief is non-existant.

Also that ZUN thing was a sarcastic analogy. It's like pointing out useless crap like ''oh Reimu has 4 fingers in TD'', etc. Except this guy took it seriously, the one thing I actually cared was the sole fact that Yuugi did cry.

If Danmaku doesn't kill, then why do you die if you get hit in the games?

>>7240223
...Oh man, I'm laughing my ass off. Do we really have these kids on /jp/? I hadn't seen these kind of ''threats'' in months, and never in this board, holy shit.

>>7240240
But you don't die. Are you perhaps new to Touhou?

>>7240240
...because you don't "die", as you say?

>>7240235
The argument started with

>>7239893
>That's because ZUN is too lazy to draw that.

>Also if you notice, none of the Touhous are ''pushed back'' when hit by bullets, they move sideways while shooting bullets and only their clothes are ragged by the end of the battle, they also often cry, including Yuugi.

>>7240241
Uh...Were did it threatened you kiddo?

We are just throwing a party.

>>7240241
I am pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

>>7240231

Hmm... can't seem to find it. Turns out my old sources have been shut down since last time I checked them in 2004. Although Wikipedia provides a related term that strikes love at first sight:

"Body liqour."

So on one side we have a queen of the mountain who may or may not ever have been seen perfectly sober, and on the other side we have an animate corpse who apparently cries some kind of orange fermentation that is lethal to humans.

Either it's a match made in heaven, or there will be psychologically painful doujins of oni tormenting Yoshika to extract her tears.

I liked her better when she was called Matter Eater Lad.

In other news... Yuugi's brests

>>7240285
Create a new thread for that.
This thread is just too full of ownage and butt tears from >>7240241