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7205317 No.7205317 [Reply] [Original]

If you caught one of Suika's punches with your hand, what would happen?

>> No.7205320

>suika adult.jpg

>> No.7205319

I'll wrap her up and sell her to /jp/
what good is a drunken loli anyway?

>> No.7205322

>>7205319
The same things a sober loli is good for and more.

>> No.7205326

>>7205317
My hand would be reduced to its base elements as she rips it apart

>> No.7205327 [DELETED] 

i think

QUALITY THREAD

would happen XD

>> No.7205328

The shock would sent me flying while breaking every single bone in my body

>> No.7205332
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7205332

>Suika adult
>Has thighhighs
>Has correct adult proportions
>Still flatchest

>> No.7205334

>suika punch
That sounds really good right about now.

>> No.7205338

>>7205328
No it wouldn't. It would just break your arm and knock you down, maybe even kill you from the shock.
In order for it to send you flying, she would have to go flying backwards as well. Mythbusters did something like this before.

>> No.7205343
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>>7205338
Browse /jp/ and learn something new every day!

>> No.7205347

>>7205338
>In order for it to send you flying, she would have to go flying backwards as well.

Only if she doesn't weigh more than you, I'm pretty sure she could density manipulation herself up to a weight where the reaction force on her would be insignificant.

>> No.7205349

>>7205317
My little Suika can't be this slutty.jpg

>> No.7205350

/jp/ - Touhoulogy General
(not that it's bad, at least it's related to ``Otaku Culture'')

>> No.7205351
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7205351

Crush her hand and show her how a TRUE oni punches.

>> No.7205356
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>>7205349
Yes.

>> No.7205358

>>7205351
Density punch>Unrelated to character vague power #210

>> No.7205359

>>7205356

What is this?

>> No.7205362

>>7205356
What is Zetsubou-sensei doing to Suika?

>> No.7205366

>>7205358
I don't think 'Power to control spirits' is vague.

>> No.7205367
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>>7205359
A love confession.

>> No.7205372

>>7205366
It's 'power to control spiritual phenomenon', which in Gensokyo could mean practically anything.

>> No.7205378

>>7205367

Wait a minute. Confession would imply... Romance?

Okay you can give me the source now.

Please?

>> No.7205379

>If you caught one of Suika's punches with your hand, what would happen?
I'd just use aikido to deviate it.

>> No.7205380

>>7205372
>It's 'power to control spiritual phenomenon'
That is kind of the same thing...

>> No.7205384

>>7205378
It ended up in sex, unfortunately. Why must all the good artists draw ero?

>> No.7205387
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>>7205378
http://www.mediafire.com/?ar32glmp7xn7d73

>> No.7205399

>>7205372
Anything in Gensokyo can mean anything.

>> No.7205404

>>7205349
That's hardly slutty.

>> No.7205409

>>7205384

But consensual sex is a good thing. It's like the epitome of romance.

>> No.7205412

>>7205409
Statutory rape is called rape for a reason.

>> No.7205418

>>7205412
Suika is older than him
>>7205409
I know but I don't like to think about her that way.

>> No.7205420

>>7205412

Except Suika isn't underage.

>> No.7205425

>>7205418
>I don't like to think about her that way.

I don't understand. Can you explain?

>> No.7205443

>>7205425
I believe I am in love with her, but I really don't like seeing erotic things about her. Especially things like rape or things where they take advantage of her childishness, that disgusts me and makes me feel terrible.

>> No.7205460
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>>7205443

>I believe I am in love with her
In love with her romantically, or love like she was your own daughter sort of way?

>take advantage of her childishness
She's an adult though. I don't usually see her acting childish either, but I'm not that knowledgeable about her common depictions.

>> No.7205474

>>7205460
I haven't seen a childish Suika. She's drunk and cheerful all the time, but she's by no means naive.

>> No.7205476
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>>7205443
Read Spending a Lazy Day with the Oni girl

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>>7205460
Childish wasn't the best word, maybe "playfulness". And I believe it is both, I would really like to take care of her as I would a daughter, but I also feel like I want her to be a bride, and a friend.

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>>7205474

Do you have any good, translated non-H doujins of Suika? I'm trying to get to know her better so I can appreciate my new figurine of her even more.

The only image of Suika I have in my head is that of a wise and cheerful little Oni.

>> No.7205482

>>7205477
She doesn't want a weakling like you.

>> No.7205483

You would become wapanese.

>> No.7205487
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>>7205474

Do you have any good, translated doujins of Suika? I'm trying to get to know her better so I can appreciate my new figurine of her even more.

The only image of Suika I have in my head is that of a wise and cheerful little Oni.

>> No.7205493

>>7205484
Plenty of good ones aren't translated, unfortunately. Flower viewing sake in a dream's interval by fusuma teahouse and Golden pe done's crazy furious god were nice. I think Miko Miko Suika is all translated except for the latest one. [星の砂時計] その狐 式神に憑き is good if you ever learn to read japanese.
>>7205482
I know, I'm so foolish to think I would ever be fit for her.

>> No.7205497

>I'm pretty sure she could density manipulation herself up to a weight
I'm pretty sure density doesn't work that way.

>> No.7205501

>>7205497
more density in the same material means more weight, whats hard to understand about that?

>> No.7205504

>>7205493
Become her disciple. Train under her and slowly get her to warm up to you. Eventually, one night drinking will become a night to never forget.

>> No.7205506

>>7205501
The same amount of material, with less density expands, just like ice melting, and water evaporating, but it has the same weight.

>> No.7205511

>>7205506
Ah. Can you tell I was really shit at physics?

>> No.7205513

>>7205487
What kind?

>> No.7205520

>>7205332
Stop using greentext shit on /jp/

>> No.7205522

>>7205520
baaaww

>> No.7205527

>>7205513

Any kind really, as long as it's got either good art, or story, or both.

Heartwarming is my favorite though.

>> No.7205553

That is the most perfect looking adult Suika I have ever seen. Breasts would have ruined it. And oh God dat midriff.

>> No.7205578

>>7205527
[Haniwa's Store] Suika Suika
[Personal Color] The Young Girl and Little Girl of Hakurei

The second is more about Reimu though.

>> No.7205605

>>7205578

Thanks a lot. I'll check those out.

>> No.7205628

I'm working on a fanon theory that black Tewi said it was okay for me to formulate that oni don't actually have magical abilities, they just have so much raw strength that they can warp the laws of reality with their bare hands. So, for example, Suika changes her size by making her body "pull itself apart" or "squeeze like a fist," she can turn into a cloud and back by literally ripping herself apart and then wadding herself back together and when she flicks fireballs in the fighting games, she's actually flicking the air so hard that the friction of the molecules causes it to burst into flame and explode.

Flying is the only kink I'm having trouble working out. Jumping? Clenching the air with her ass cheeks?

>> No.7205643
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7205643

>Suika doujinshi
>no mention of Miniature Garden

For shame, /jp/.

>> No.7205670

>>7205628
>Clenching the air with her ass cheeks?
Yeah tha- what?

>> No.7205732

>Clenching the air with her ass cheeks?
>having sex with the air.

YES.
YES .
YES.

>> No.7205844

>>7205476
Oh, I read this just now. I had known it was erotic from before, but I expected it to have something more than sex scenes. Suika was very pretty in it, though, and her small amount of speech was very endearing. I just don't like seeing ero of her.

>> No.7206014
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>>7205317

Same thing that happens when punches meet in Riki Oh. The Hong Kong version.

>> No.7206019

Suika's vaginal contractions could crush steal girders.

Your penis wouldn't survive a night with her.

>> No.7206237

>>7206019
It'd be worth it.

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7209113

Oni-chan

>> No.7209368

>>7205338
control of density, dumbass

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