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What does a yandere do when she loves herself?
What does she do when she sees herself with another guy? What should she do in that kind of situation?

>> No.7199010

Stop fucking my brains.

>> No.7199019

>>7198993
>>7199010
Fuck off stoner fag. You have a chan dedicated for your ilk, stop shitting up other places.

>> No.7199025

>yandere
Stupidest concept.

>> No.7199023 [DELETED] 
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forever alone...in HELL

>> No.7199032

>>7199025
I will lick you.

>> No.7199041

>>7199023
Reported for ban evasion.

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>>7199041

>> No.7199052

>>7199046
Reported for ban evasion AND shitposting.

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>>7199052
go to HELL fag! i can't stay banned!
]>:}>

(that's a devil with horns doing a mean look but smile and has a gotee xD)

>> No.7199081

>>7199064
Oh silly wtH. I was kidding. I would never do that.

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>>7199081
i still like to make shitty as HELL responses
EVERYONE IS TESTING ME OMG LIFE SUCKS

>> No.7199103

>What does a yandere do when she loves herself?

She becomes her own waifu.

>What does she do when she sees herself with another guy?

Impossible since the same person is on both sides and both of them would know that the other would not want them to and they would love the other enough to comply with their wishes.

End of story.

>> No.7199105

>>7199025

Allow us to dream of girls who will unconditionally love us more than we could ever love them.

>> No.7199106

Come to think about it, what about a yandere who only loves a body part? Like cocks? Would she turn into some sort of dick-collecting Yoshikage Kira who repeatedly confesses her love to penises she has "liberated" from their unwitting owners? After all, males of both humans and animals defile their dicks' purity by masturbating and having sex, so she cuts them away to prevent that.

I now have the mental image of a beautiful, rich, intelligent and completely insane young maiden who pays exorbitant sums to hunt down whales, elephants, walruses and the like, personally embalms and plastinates their dicks with loving care and sleeps soundly while hugging them like great, grotesque dakimakura, her naked flesh and budding breasts pressing against shriveled, taxidermied penises far larger than her petite body; a line of drool dripping from her small mouth onto the disembodied penises while her cute sleeping face displays a relaxed, gentle smile.

I now also have a boner. I wish my dick was cut off and adored like that by a cute girl completely in love with it.

>> No.7199109

>>7199106

It doesn't work that way.

>> No.7199110

>>7199092
Just like in your favorite anime! ZOMFG!! {（゜◇゜）}

>> No.7199166

>>7199103
Multiple personality disorder.

>> No.7199170

>>7199106
>>7199106
Try watching Zetsubou Sensei. Replace penis with tail.

>> No.7199181

>>7199170
Heard of SZS, but didn't know it had something in that vein. Thanks.

My tail is ready.

>> No.7199185

She would never get close to anyone and would kill the people who try to get close to her.

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