/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reported for being disgustingly lewd. Get out.

>>>/d/

quality thread

>>7192528
Only /jp/ Quality Control can determine if a thread is quality. Get out.

Reported. Reported. Reported.

Thread reported.

Reported

:3

Reported.

Repor-- oh wait.

Instantly reported.

/jp/ - Futa/General
Don't kid yourself. We all fap to this stuff.

>>7192555
Emoticons are illegal on /jp/ and result in a three day ban. Delete your thread before the meido comes, and get out. Also, reported.

>>7192569

:3

>>7192569
that's bullshit and you know it

>>7192580
Emoticons, green text, and poor grammar are looked down upon on /jp/ and have at times resulted in bans. If you disagree, you haven't been on /jp/ long enough.

>>7192583
Bumpy lewd and shitty threads like this is also looked down upon.

>>7192583
how the fuck would you know if they result in bans or not

have you been banned for those reasons

>>7192587
They were in the founding constitution of /jp/ are considered as board rules.

>>7192590
the only board rule for /jp/ is "All things otaku welcome!"

I do hope you're trolling

reported for futa with balls

Nsfw on a SFW board enjoy the ban

>>7192596
I'm not. Get out of /jp/.

>>7192601
I don't get the opposition to balls. I can understand feeling neutral to them, but directly hating on them, despite the fact that you love dicks? Do you really think it'll make you less gay?

>>7192607
not until you tell me how you know that people have been banned for breaking your unofficial rules mods and janitors don't give a shit about

>>7192601

Futa without balls has no redeeming value whatsoever

>>7192610
We don't love dicks. Don't make that assumption. Get out. Reported.

>>7192523

>>7192615
I love dicks

It's true. No emoticons, no green text, no gaia shit, no /b/ shit, no /a/ shit.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/4460

>>7192622
herp derp

when has anyone ever been banned for breaking these "rules"

you were quite specific. you said it caused a 3 day ban

>>7192626
Also, "herp derp" is not allowed on this board. Get out. Reported.

>>7192626
People have been banned quite often over the years for shitposting with emoticons and other behavior that is unbecoming of a /jp/ poster. The fact that you don't know this is is proof in itself that you have not been on this board for very long. I suggest you leave. We don't want you here.

Maximum trolling~

>>7192615
Then why would you be taking an interest in pictures where no genitals other than a dick is present?

>>7192627
now I'm using a reaction image

that's against the "rules" too right?

why don't you report that too

>>7192615
>>7192621

We don't all love dicks. I don't like them at all.
This is also a worksafe board. Spoiler that shit.

>>7192626

You're clearly not from around here.
Take your dicks with you back to /h/.

/jp/ - sperglord general

>>7192630
GET OUT
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>>7192633
/d/ you mean

>>7192629
were these all public bans?

every one of them?

and the cause for the banning was specifically for using emoticons, not just making shitty troll threads?

just the emoticons, everything else about the thread was okay?

>>7192637
Yes. Reported.

>>7192636
>/d/ you mean

Yeah, whatever. Frankly, I don't care whether it's /h/ or /d/. I don't visit either board.

>>7192631
this is why futas with balls are unholy, there must be a cunt present to keep the gay to an appropriate restrained level

captcha: arty tasteful

>>7192642
>yes

let's see some screenshots then

come on, you must have some

I mean these public bans for emoticons happen all the time right? And surely I arrived at /jp/ only yesterday to have not seen any myself.

>>7192646
Reported.

>>7192646
Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

>>7192650
I'm pretty sure this is just all trolling now

you guys had me going for a bit though

and anyway, if this isn't trolling, I'm posting another /a/ related reaction image

when the mod sees that, I'll be done for, surely

Why can't I hold all of this reported?

>>7192657
>referencing a meme

watch out anon memes are against the rules on THIS board!

>>7192646
>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

Can't say you didn't ask for it.

>>7192655
No, I reported you too. Enjoy your ban.

Disregard whiners and faggots, post more Komachi, with or whithout penis.

>>7192664
because if there are enough reports the ban is automatic right

here, report this post too, I'll be banned faster

>>7192655
It's not "mods." /jp/ has a meido who cleans out the shit posts and deletes all of the shit threads at least once per day. She is usually asleep at this time. Your thread will be deleted along with several pages of other shit threads in a few hours.

Furthermore, it is not trolling. This is /jp/. We are always like this. We don't take kindly to normal chan-behavior. You are a normal and you do not belong on /jp/.

>>7192667
I'm afraid you will find no one else on /jp/ to join your cause. You have won the scorn and ire of all of /jp/. You will be reported into oblivion. Reported.

>>7192666
this isn't my thread

honestly it's not

is that what this is about? because yah if I'm OP then I'd be banned

but if I am OP then why have I saged my every post?

but look my point is that you don't get 3 day bans for using emoticons and how would you guys know that anyway

>>7192671
that's not me either!

I'm the one bitching about the "bans" for your made up rules

my every post has been a sage. I reported this thread too!

>>7192672
Lurk more.

>>7192668
>if I shitpost long enough to defend myself maybe they will accept my shit thread and NSFW material dickgirl and somehow come to like me and stop reporting my shitposting

>>7192672
You've just lost even more respect from your average /jp/ aficionado, for you obviously don't know what sage really is. Sage isn't for "down voting" a thread. There are only two boards on all of 4chan who use sage correctly, and one of them is a text board, the other is /jp/.

You really don't belong on this board. You should go back to /a/ or wherever it is you came from.

>>7192682
that post is a sage

if that poster was made by OP, why would they be saging?

seriously now, if they wanted their thread to be accepted, they'd want to bump it right?

I came to this thread for futanari.
Received shitposting.

As expected from /jp/...!

>>7192671
>implying I'm OP or the guy whining about emoticon bans
Reported for incorrect use of report function.

>>7192689
Maybe you should go to /d/ if you want futa, you insufferable nitwit.

Get the fuck out.

>>7192684
I know it isn't about "down voting"

it's about "not bumping"

if I were OP and wanted my thread to be accepted I'd want it bumped

jeeze this argument has gotten weird

why don't you guys go back to telling me how mods actually ban people for violating rules that they themselves didn't make up?

>>7192684

Hey now, /c/ also uses sage correctly.

>>7192688
You really don't know what sage is really for, do you? How laughable. OPs on /jp/ frequently use sage when posting to their own threads as an indication that they aren't adding any noteworthy additional material and do not want bump their thread, thus displacing possibly more important threads on the first page. In a sense, sage is a sign of respect to other threads. This thread is disrespecting the entire board.

here's a whole mess of emoticons

will I get more than the standard 3 day ban for this?

(*≧ω≦)
(・∀・)
(ﾟ∀ﾟ)
(´ー｀)
(ﾟДﾟ;)
(　´ⅴ｀)ノ
...ヽ(´-`)ノ
（；￢＿￢）
（ー”ー；）
（●＾o＾●）ｖ
ヽ( 　￣д￣;)ノ
m( __ __ )m
(´^ิω^ิ｀)
（　＾ω＾）
（＾ヮ＾*）
(・∀・)
(ノ ∀｀)
(ﾉ･∀･)ﾉ
(´▽｀*)
（*´∀｀)=3
(*≧∇≦)ノ

>>7192523
futanari thread
post your best futanaries

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Enough is enough, just saying.

>>7192704
it's not my thread though

you know, if I'd used a trip none of this would have happened

>>7192713
We don't care. You don't belong in /jp/ either. You will never reach Gensokyo, the barrier will be forever closed to you. You are an outsider. You are not welcome. Get out. Get out. Get out.

>>7192715
help me think of my convenient new tripcode

should it have emoticons in it? hrmmm but I might be banned for that!

and hey I've not been capitalizing correctly, that's cause for a ban too right

>>7192715
>I'm a gigantic autist, please rape my face

>/jp/

>>7192742
/a/ related picture + greentext

enjoy your ban!

Needs more FUCK YEAH! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S DEAD! and just more relevant images in general.

>>7192662
I don't bother pleasing that which cannot be pleased.

>>7192705
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>7192748
Bullshit + autism

Enjoy your stay.

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO

thread starts with dickgirls

thread turns into an argument about whether or not mods ban people for using emoticons

thread turns into "you're OP, no I'm not you are"

now the thread is a copy pasta dump apparently

>>7192779
Y'mean another one of these?

>>7192772
>>7192769
I lol'd

>>7192766
whyboner.jpg