/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It would be classy if you we'rent beating it to a child.

I would fap to her as she gets raped by 50 faceless fat men

>>7116116
That's how we roll on /jp/.

I would fapsturbate to her while sittign in a fridge and running ice cubes all over myself.

To make it more authentic

>>7116116
Remilia is a hag, you heard it here first.

>>7116136
500 year old girls are not hags!

I have this weird fantasy where I rip her wings while taking her from behind. It's not hate, it's lust

I'd fondle her balls, if you know what I mean

Only in /jp/ do you wish to be the little girl while fantasizing being the little girl taking it up the ass.

>>7116143

I have this weird fantasy where I am her and get flossed by Sakuya. She's also the only loli touhou that doesn't make me feel guilty when I have lewd thoughts about her.

I'd want to have a nice chat with her while drinkign tea and having a few scones

>>7116161
But she is not a loli...

>>7116168
that sounds retarted remi, no offence but still

What would you people do if you woudl meet Remilia?

Lolis like Remilia aren't my type of thing. But Lolis that use adolescent American slang(Welllllll, welp, 'cos, yep, aw man) always get to me.

>>7116187
tickle her until she vomits and then cuddle.

>>7116195
That sounds wretched. How could you like a loli who uses such vulgar and unladylike terms?

I'd serve ehr for all of my life with a little bit of lesbian vibe, if you know what I mean

>>7116200
I'm in love with one, too.

But I really don't know, even when they wear American clothing and bikini or swimwear it's very nice. I'm not even American, I hate bratty little American girls, but that just gets to me.

I want to diaper her.

>>7116175
That can be fixed.

>>7116216
Watch out man. It's dangerous being in love with real loli's, no matter where you live.

OP here, having red wine while eating pieces of brie with crackers = holy shit I am so noble I am shitting merlot

>>7116241
Not with that kind of language you're not.

>>7116241
Brie and crackers are not noble.

>>7116233
Like I said, I hate bratty little girls. I wouldn't touch a Lolita. It's not even an erotic feeling, it just draws me in when they do any of what I said earlier.

>>7116247

One could also be like myself, preferring to use more refined language yet still brutish and reckless in action. What would one call such a person?

>>7116267
The original character of the doubles guy would like to have a word with you.

>>7116260
It draws you in, yet you aren't attracted to them? Seeming kinda contradictory here. Well, I guess everything is okay as long as these strange feelings do not develop into lust.

Perhaps you are just attracted to some strange sort of American youth culture, or something. Fuck if I know.

>>7116281
Calm down, I don't masturbate to lolis or lolitas, they're too cute, though as I said, I am in love with one.

I myself have no idea what i feel for Remilia. It's not love but somethign else. Like the need to ber with her but no sexual attraction towards her, but a high attraction to spending time with her

>>7116362

I wish I felt that more. I seem to feel sexual attraction towards characters I don't want to feel it towards because I think it taints my desire to be friends with them.

>>7116168

Oh. Fuck. Yes. Source. Some one give me a source.

>>7116398
IQDB, you idiotic namefag.

Remilia is the most popular non-heroine Touhou and Septette for the Dead Princess is the most popular Touhou song. Trolls and diaperfags just can't handle this much charisma.

Motomiya's Remi (*´Д`)ハァハァ

>while listening to classical music

I can't fap while listening to classical. I just have to listen to it and I end up getting into the music more.

>>7116423

>[citation needed]

I'd purge her sinful undead existance if you know what I mean.

>>7116446

http://thwiki.info/th/vote7/

I am ever so fond of Remi but, I prefer her as a elegant young lady, not a child.

>>7116408
Not the same person who requested source, but interested nonetheless -- maybe you should make sure said search engine actually gives a useful result before insulting people.

>>7116220

This needs a sauce, please!

I'd rape her until she cums ⑨ times.

Then stuff her in my freezer.

Or maybe just cuddle.

No wait, most likely the rape thing.

>>7117091
Loli Bitch

http://www.mediafire.com/?egyl8p8swydn2n6

>>7116950
French Letter, Pedoria S

http://www.mediafire.com/?tjk33r0kgdd8oug

>>7117136
>>7117121
Thank you, good sir.

>>7117136
>>7117121
way to cater to dumbasses who cant find things on their own

>>7117258
well fuck you too

>>7117273
Shut up, trash. If you can't find these things on your own, you don't deserve having them.

Remilia is the worst Touhou.

The only good Remilia porn is mindbreak rape.

wtf with all the Remiria Hate... did /jp/ suddenly turn homosexual or what?.

And I want to die by having my blood extracted by her.

>>what blood would remilia enjoy drinking the most?
I like to delude myself into thinking she would want my blood simply because its rare (AB-)

She'd enjoy drinking cum straight from the source. Capturing men and forcing them to eat good food to provide a larger and more nutritious load.

>>7117839
>nutritious loads
I don't think it works like that.

>>7117364

She canonically only drinks the blood of those who are already dead from suicides. And even then it's extracted and put into her food.

So the only way to get inside Remilia is to commit suicide and hope your blood somehow lands in the SDM.

>>7117364
I always thought that was a trap. Am I the only one?

>>7116453

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN

>>7117856
>She canonically only drinks the blood of those who are already dead

I don't remember this.

>>7117853
Trust me, I know a thing or two about semen.