/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I thought Arceus only created Earth.

/vp/

for fucks sake can't you trolls at least try to be entertaining?

We're descended from Primeapes. Deal with it. Arceus doesn't exist and you're a fool for believing in him.

autism

What is Mew's involvement with the Japanese religion? Isn't he sort of a demigod?

>>7113458
But I caught him.

And both of his universe-creating children.

And that bastard child no one ever loved who hangs out somewhere else entirely.

>>7113464
My personal fanon theory is that there are one thousand Arceus spread throughout the world and Mew is the only being with the power to combine them and pilot the giant robot that results.

I've found a very helpful article on a religious website that has confirmed Arceus created the universe.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Arceus_(Pokémon)
>It is described as the one who shaped the universe with his 1,000 arms.

>>7113466
If he can be caught and commanded, then he's not worthy of being called God.

>>7113466
Someones been snorting slowpoke tail.

So, as far as I can gather, Arceus, the first God, created three more Gods, Palkia, Dialga, and Giritina, then these Gods shaped the universe.

Am I correct about the Japanese religion so far?

>>7113454
Nope.

First, there was chaos. Then, an Egg appeared from the chaos. Arceus hatched and created the universe with his 1000 arms. Then he created time and Space (Dialga, Palkia), the various galaxies and planets, and so on.

Each legendary ultimately plays its role as a connection to the Almighty One, from the Poke-Eve Mew to the continent mover Regigigas to even the time traveler Celebi and the wish granter Jirachi.

Sort of like that one god who has like a million avatars or something.

>>7113483

Nobody gives a shit and you're extremely fucking gay for liking Pokemon.

I fucking love Surf.

>>7113496

woah op you sure are a master troll

xDDDDDDDDDDd

>>7113500
Is there some sort of counterpart to the Bible that tells of all this?

>>7113510

I think the Book of Weeaboo has it. Right after Astro Boy breaks pocky and says its his body.

>>7113510
Probably.

Groudon used Earthquake!

Japan Fain....
oh wait, this joke was already made.

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>>7113500
Arceus was born from chaos
AND TO CHAOS ALL WILL RETURN

>>7113514
Is this "Astro Boy" another Deity? What relation does he have to Arceus and the other deities of Japanese Religion?

WE ARE NOT A SLOWER /a/
WE ARE NOT A SLOWER /v/
WE ARE NOT A SLOWER /vp/

GTFO

>>7113514
...you're using the insult of weeaboo...in the most weeaboo board on 4chan? The VERY SAME BOARD that can translate VNs and other things if they wanted to?

>>7113448
Its called faggotism.

>>7113520
Oh god, Missingno, don't even bring him up.

>>7113525
/a/ has Pokemon anime, manga, and movies, /v/ is /b2/, and /vp/ is a shithole beyond salvation.

If Arceus is real then how do you explain Kabuto? Or Aerodactyl?

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>>7113528

The most fucked up shit is I think you're actually serious.

>>7113536
Why not? Is MissingNo. like the equivalent of Satan, or Lucifer in the Japanese religion?
>>7113534
It's not polite to insult another's religion.

>>7113528

U MAD

>>7113539
This Pokemon right here gave birth to every single non-Legendary pokemon except for Mewtwo, but he was made with her DNA, so...

>>7113555
Mew is just you Arceus-freaks over exaggerating shit. If you don't remember, Mew was discovered through use of a fossil as well. Pic related.
Where is your Arceus now?

>>7113542
Were you sarcastic? This is 4chan so it's even hard to tell.

>>7113551
No, just frustrated

>>7113547
MissingNo is an extremely rare phenomenon, so there's only so many reports of it out there (i.e. none).

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>>7113570
But what is it? It's rare, I get that, but what happens when this "MissingNo." happens?

>>7113567
>Mew is said to have the DNA of every single Pokémon contained within its body.
On top of this is its very design, especially if you look at the details. The fact that it can also learn every move points towards this. Very Pokemon at all can do that.

>>7113574
People say it's the embodiment of Chaos, so it simply destroys everything in sight and sends it all back to the void. A lot of it is speculation though since it doesn't even seem to have a solid shape.

>>7113448
They dont believe.....

Arceus is an animal from a game.

>>7113574
He's basically Shuma Gorath. He shows up, almost does something, (uses water gun), everyone acts like it's a big deal and then he's defeated in 2-3 pages.

>>7113587
What relation does it have to Arceus?

>>7113598
Arceus creates, MissingNo destroys. The cycle repeats endlessly. Two halves of what is ultimately the same coin.

>>7113613
I see...

>>7113598

There is no relation.MissingNo is just a code flaw

>>7113628
Ah, so the Japanese religion has sort of a Matrix theme.

>>7113525
THEN WHAT ARE YOU?