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Ok, going to buy this shirt, wish me luck!

>> No.7018077

you're going to be so motemote dude, I'm jealous

>> No.7018084

二次元
彼女
募集中

>> No.7018107

you're gonna get so much pussy in that shirt OP
totally buy that shirt

>> No.7018130

what the HELL?! R-really guys? Link to online store pl0xs! ^___^

>> No.7018131

What the fuck is 人女中本〇集日彼募 supposed to mean?

>> No.7018132

>>7018107
I know.
I'll become a chic magnet.

Ok, now seriously.
Shinjuku station. 3.67 million people use it daily.
Let's divide it by 4, I canonly cover one entrance
917500 left
let's divide by 2 for only women
458750
let's get only girls in the right age!
I don't know, 20% of that
91750
now the attractive ones, another 20%?
18350
now those without boyfriends (according to sankakucomplex, 60%!!!)
11010
now the desperate ones that would go out with anyone.
5%
550
see?
I got really high chances of getting a japanese girlfriend in a day, if I just stand with this shirt, in one of the entrances of shinjuku station.

>> No.7018134

>>7018131
the circle is for the japanese flag
moron

>> No.7018140

>>7018131
Girls on the square set of people he had raised

>> No.7018144

oh god you're that fat guy from the other day !

>> No.7018145

y u do dat

>> No.7018147

>>7018144
:O
yes.
I am.
BRB going to mcdonald's

>> No.7018154

Looking to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.7018157

read filename if anyone wants to know what it says
my friend has this shirt

>> No.7018159

>>7018157
did he wear it?
did he get a girlfriend?
does he live in japan?

>> No.7018162

>>7018147
ok in all seriousness dont wear that shirt!

>> No.7018164

>>7018157
Filename's not entirely accurate.
It says "Taking Applications for Japanese Girlfriend."

>>7018131
Was a joke, reading it vertically when it really should be read 日本人彼女募集中.
People shouldn't buy shirts they can't fucking read for themselves.

>> No.7018166

>>7018132
nobody can dispute the facts

>> No.7018167

>>7018130

Dude, stop with the HELL shit. It's really not funny. It's like a crappy character from a sitcom trying to force a catchphrase. It's... bad...

>> No.7018169

>>7018167
Why haven't you filtered this trip yet ?
Stop giving attention to obvious trolls.

>> No.7018177

>>7018167
I like it.

>> No.7018190

>>7018169

I'm not big on filtering people. I think I have King of Gets, Invisible Sky Magician and yRan filtered and that's it. Yeah, wtH's going on there now. It's too much. Congrats, wtH. You are one of the top 5 worst posters on /jp/.

>> No.7018198

>>7018167
>It's... bad...
You've identified the sole purpose of that trip's existence.

>> No.7018209
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7018209

>>7018064
>mr. fat but not ugly

>> No.7018220

>>7018190
>You are one of the top 5 worst posters on /jp/.

I can think of at least 6 people worse than him, and they're not even trying to be bad.

>> No.7018223

>>7018159
nope
i doubt anyone will fuck/date him unless paid

>> No.7018229

>>7018209
Also, when I get a girlfriend, i'll come back here and show you!
damn you!

>> No.7018224

>>7018209
hey, I still think I'm right
look, you're fat and not ugly, if after you lose weight, you're not ugly.
There are fat ugly people who even after they lose weight they're still fugly.
See? that's the difference

>> No.7018231

>>7018190
>Invisible Sky magician
Which tripcode? There have been more than one going around.

>> No.7018233

>>7018220

Please name them

>> No.7018241

>>7018233
I don't know about him, but Anonymous tops my list of shitty posters.

>> No.7018248

>>7018241
Obviously, just look at OP.

>> No.7018251

>>7018220
>>7018241
HELL yeah. (`ω´)

>> No.7018255

>>7018251
wow, it's true what they said
you're a very sad individual aren't you?

>> No.7018257

>>7018255
HELL no n00b y u assume (`_´)ゞ

>> No.7018258

I do believe wtH's tripcode is public, but either way he always brings a smile to my face specially on shitty threads such as this /soc/ thread idk.

>> No.7018264

>>7018258
this thread belongs in /jp/ as much as /soc/
the same way you can make a video game gif thread on /gif/ or in /v/

>> No.7018268

>>7018264
>gif
>/g/

>> No.7018273

>this thread belongs in /jp/ as much as /soc/
It doesn't belong in /jp/ at all. It is in no way related to the board.

>> No.7018276

>>7018268
what?

>>7018273
otaku culture. I'm an otaku.

>> No.7018279

>>7018276
Otaku wouldn't be caught dead wearing that shirt.

>> No.7018280

>>7018276
i am tru neet and i say leave

>> No.7018283
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7018283

>>7018276
>I'm an otaku.

>> No.7018285

>>7018280
do you shit on the floor?

>> No.7018287

>>7018283
shut up
I'll get you one day

>> No.7018289

>>7018276
>I'm an otaku.
I don't think otakus give themselves titles.
Or even show-off how otaku they are by wearing a baloney shirt. Learn to hide powerlevel, otherwise you will become a typical weeaboo.

>> No.7018295

>>7018291
then stop doing it

>> No.7018293

>>7018276
Poser otaku, anon, the poser part is quite important.

>> No.7018291

>>7018285
Yes

>> No.7018292

>>7018276

Every time someone says this something bad happens. Like american football

>> No.7018297

It's like I'm really in /a/.

Stop posting.

>> No.7018302

>>7018297
I never even mentioned anime

>> No.7018305

Naruto

>> No.7018313

>>7018305
stop pretending to be me.

>> No.7018314

♪(´ε` )

>> No.7018316

>>7018314
you're pathetic AND gay

>> No.7018317

I'll never understand people wearing such things in public, do you crave attention that badly ?

>> No.7018329
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7018329

>>7018317

>> No.7018334

>>7018317

Not OP, but yep I do.

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7018335

>> No.7018337
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7018337

>> No.7018340
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7018340

>> No.7018344
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7018344

Thanks to this t-shirt, I'm now popular

>> No.7018345

>>7018334
Then you're as pathetic as this guy.
>>7018329
>>7018335
>>7018337

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7018346

at least I'm not forever alone like you

>> No.7018348 [DELETED] 

>mfw /jp/ is actually serious but claim you're not a bunch of weeaboo faggots

>> No.7018347
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7018347

I bought this t-shirt and now i have a new girlfriend every night

>> No.7018354
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7018354

I got a car from one of my new girlfriends, you like it /jp/?

>> No.7018355

>>7018347
enjoy your aids

>> No.7018356

>>7018348
You can tell /jp/ is a shit board because this thread has replies.

>> No.7018359

>>7018220

Says the person using a public trip. You can disagree with some of the trips philosophies but most of them are at least trying to contribute to the board in some way. wtH is trying to make a name for himself by using a fucking catchphrase. It's worse than a forced meme. That is just so fucking lame.

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7018357

>>7018355
asspained much?

>> No.7018362

>>7018359
and you keep giving him the attention he wants

>> No.7018363

>>7018359
to HELL with you

>> No.7018364

>>7018334
Why ?

>> No.7018365

((((;゚Д゚)))))))
wat the HELL?!
>pics or it didnt happen
>it happened
>>7018329
>>7018335
>>7018337
>>7018340
>>7018344
>>7018346
>>7018347

Oh and I'm 100% straight,
>>7018316

>> No.7018368

>>7018359
HELL is not a catchphrase, it's just a word

...HELL

>> No.7018370

I dont have more pictures but there are a few more in thinkgeek

>> No.7018371

>>7018363
Even if I die my HELL clones will live on like this 1

>> No.7018374

>>7018368
what the HELL are you talking about?

>> No.7018376

Hahaha holy shit that shirt has history.
>>7018344
This guy doesnt look look like a faggot, so he can pull off wearing that shirt.

>> No.7018377

>>7018370
No one cares because you're the only one here pathetic enough to want that.

>> No.7018389

>>7018377
why are you so mad?
you need to relax
go to /h/ and find something to fap to, then come back

>> No.7018396

I like how it uses english grammar.

>> No.7018398

>>7018396
fuck you. I bet you can only speak american

>> No.7018402

>>7018389
>resorting to umad crap
Oh so that explain this, sorry.

>> No.7018406

>>7018402
no, seriously. That guy is fucking mad. Raging about people who like the things he doesn't like.

>> No.7018407

>>7018396

It doesn't seem to use any grammar at all.

>> No.7018470

>>7018354
>>7018335
These two are actually pretty good. That girl cosplaying as C.C is kinda cute, and I wonder if that guy owns that car...

>walk into /a/
>fall over
>teleport to /jp/
>shit in your hand
>toss your shit at people on /jp/

>> No.7019162 [DELETED] 

Cool.

>> No.7019173

Wearing this shirt is like being a black guy and wearing a shirt saying "hey where the white women at"

>> No.7019175

dont they really despise gaijin in japan?

>> No.7019204

>84 posts and 11 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

God damnit /jp/

>> No.7019253

>>7019175
no
they despise stupid gaijins
If you try to be a nice guy, and learn japanese and stuff. They love you.

>> No.7019265

>>7019253
Exactly.
And if one wearing the fucking shirt, he must be pointed at and hear "GAIJIN lololol"

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