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>Loliban
>Touhouban
What's going on in holy nippon these days?

>> No.7011363
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7011363

Reading Sankaku lately, eh?

>> No.7011364

>>7011356

Absolutely nothing... You're just a stupid faggot who reads too many stupid oh-so-otaku news sites.

>> No.7011366

2011 - Butt-angery Otaku everywhere commit suicide in droves, offering their bodies as a sacrifice to Touhou in response to the nation-wide ban on all Shanghai-Alice related works.

2012 - Yukari Yakumo summoned to the Earth. Everything alive is instantly consumed in gaps and flame. Nothing survives.

>> No.7011368

The bans only apply to you filthy gaijins

>> No.7011372

>>7011368

>Gaijin
Speak English fag.

>> No.7011377

>>7011368

And we should care why?

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>>7011366
I'm OK with this!

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>>7011366
Second scenario sounds pretty fascinating

>> No.7011407

>>7011366

Yukari would never do that.

>> No.7011411

>>7011393
Its just your average endgame scenario with a touhou instead of 4 horsemen.

Honestly not worried about it.

But when you guys all kill yourselves in 2011 can I have your stuff?

>> No.7011418

>>7011411
>4 horsemen
This was the first thing I thought of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>> No.7011420

>>7011407

You can't tell what The Unspeakable Horror might do. You'd spiral into gibbering madness just observing her morning routine.

>> No.7011423

>>7011420
The same is true of all old women.

>> No.7011427

>>7011418
Ooh I haven't heard this in years.

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7011446

Disgusting slander, just look at this face.

>> No.7011452

>>7011446

The face that destroys worlds?

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>>7011446


I'm looking, I'm looking.

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>>7011423
I shall destroy you first for calling me an old hag. I swear it will be slow and painfull.

>> No.7011462

>>7011460

And then, suddenly >>7011423 felt Yukari's bony hands around his neck, and smelt lilacs.

>> No.7011470

>>7011462
You don't smell lilacs when you die, You taste key lime pie.

>> No.7011471

>>7011470

>You don't smell lilacs when you die,

No, that's what Yukari smells like.

>> No.7011490

>>7011471
What an old hag smell.

>> No.7011492

Japan bowing to the christian faggotry of their american overlords, nothing new here

>> No.7011496

>>7011492
So all we need to do is make America pro-loli. We should get some slutty preteens and have them sleep with Congressmen.

>> No.7011499

Because Touhou is bad and loli is immoral, that's why.

>> No.7011501

>>7011496

>We should get some slutty preteens and have them sleep with Congressmen.

This already happens on daily basis, all we need are the videos.

>> No.7011505

>>7011501
As long as only the Japs see them. We need them to know America is secretly pro-loli without drawing attention to it to reactionists.

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>>7011496

Already in progress.

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>>7011490
Silence! You filthy tot.

>> No.7011521

>>7011509
Whats that I couldn't hear you over all the old?

>> No.7011525

>>7011509
Yup, her age even regressed sometime ago to 14.

>> No.7011526

>>7011525
Guarding the borders of gensokyo for all 14 years of its existence.

>> No.7011528

>>7011356
Sankaku is for fags and weaboos. And it's owner is a flaming faggot.Nothing newsworthy there, just a bunch of losers worshiping the Japanese cock.

>> No.7011537

>>7011525

Lies, we all know Yukari is 17.

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>>7011537
She can be any age she wants.

>> No.7011550

>>7011525
I thoughtg it regressed to seven.

>> No.7011551

>>7011547
She has the potential to be quite illegal than.

And thats good enough to put you away for a long time.

>> No.7011557

>>7011537
yes, 17 centuries old.

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