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How long does it take for medicines to create portal? How much medicines do you need to eat or drink to create portal? Are there any methods so I won't puke them?

Hatate general thread

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Oh god, don't make a portal. I finally managed to escape from her, don't give her a way into this world.

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>>7010914
It's one way portal, don't worry!

>> No.7010930

Medicines? Don't you mean drug?

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She is my favorite live journal tengo!

>> No.7010936

You should give yourself a vodka enema. The portal to Gensokyo would open immediately. Or try putting the medicines up your butt, in a solution of warm water. That way you can't vomit them up.

>> No.7010940

Go to chernobyl

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>>7010930
Drugs - illegal things
Medicines - you can buy those at nearest pharmacy if you have them prescribed by doctor.

>> No.7010953

>>7010931
Fuck... I wish I had her camera so bad.

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>>7010977
Why would you do a thing like that!

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>>7010936
And something more serious?

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>That feel when you get your girlfriend hooked on meth, get her pregnant, and then run off because she's not worth shit.
Picture related, it was my girlfriend. Now she is just a strung out junkie tengu who sucks dick for a hit.

How do you treat your tengu /jp/

>> No.7011022

>>7010914
Why do I find this arousing?

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>>7011022
Because yanderes ARE arousing. Who wouldn't want hatate to force her way into your house and pin you down while she kisses you roughly?

>> No.7011025

>>7011024
The same people who don't want to be on the business end of a knife.

I'd be fine with just that aspect.

>> No.7011032

>>7011025
Yandere seems pretty cute in its own sense, though being with one would be walking on a razor's edge for sure

>> No.7011154

>>7011025
Pah, a real yandere would never actually stab you on purpose. Other people, sure, but not the object of her affections.

Unless she's really far gone and the only way she could get you is by killing you and raping the body. But you really should have just fucked her before it got to that point.

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>>7011154
Yeah, that's what I mean about the razor's edge

but still, one of my more prevalent fantasies is an obsessive yandere help me /jp/, I'm scared ;_;

>> No.7011251 [DELETED] 

QUALITY ­THREAD­ ­

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>>7011251
Hi there QC.

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I wish sometimes /jp/ could do good deed and help those poor people making these threads.

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>>7011389
You're suggesting we make a mercy killing business?

Tell them they'd go to Gensokyo after death, instant millions, I'm okay with this.

>> No.7011434

>>7011402
Something like that.

>> No.7011437

>>7011402
What government allows mercy killing?

>> No.7011443

>>7011402
I say we experiment on them until wefind a way to turn grown men into real little girls. If a few die in the process, no real loss.

>> No.7011479

>>7011443
Wouldn't it be better and easier just to tell how to OD drugs or poison yourself with tea?

>> No.7011487

>>7011479
No, because that would not further scientific progress. I want an immortal loli lover.

>> No.7011489

>>7011437
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c7/Euthanasia_and_the_Law.png

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Too much depressed Hatate running around.

BAKKOI time.

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>>7011251
QUALITY AUTISM

>> No.7011940

>>7011917
QUALITY REPLY

>> No.7011957

Hey look, it's bleach portal guy!

I thought you said you were killing yourself in 2 weeks about.. a month ago? What happened to that?

You annoying piece of shit, give me your address and I'll give you an express ticket to Gensokyo.

>> No.7011959

>>7011003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBuZnpkJE7Q

>> No.7011988

QUALITY SINGLES

>> No.7011991

>>7011988
Nice doubs bro

>> No.7011998

>>7011988
I love being single.

>> No.7012193

>>7011957
"iluvOP? thread?

>> No.7012250

>>7011998
I agree.

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