/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's a pretty funny way to spell Sakuya, OP.

<--- Best Teacher.

Worst Thread.

You're only allowed to like not well known touhous, Okuu, Sanae, and Reimu on /jp/.

>>7007353
<--- Best Girl.

>>7007360

Fuck that green-haired cum dumpster.

Sakuya will always be better than her.

>>7007370
>>7007353

Marisa Mind.

There is no best Touhou since best is very subjective. There is only your personal favorite Touhou.

QUALITY THREAD.

>>7007372

Your aim's a bit off, no wonder you couldn't even stand up to her student.

>>7007380

I think it's pretty clear who the winner is.

Marisa was confirmed as 5th best girl. Deal with it.

Marisa being less popular means I can have her to myself.

>>7007397

She won first place in 2005.

Only won 3rd in 2010 because Japan has shit taste.

>>7007411
>marisavomit.png
I thought she was choking on a mushroom.

So much Marisa. It's disgusting. Get better taste in Touhous.

>>7007429
Who's your favorite Touhou?

Best Touhou? Marisa? Thanks OP I haven't laughed that hard all day.

>>7007429

In denial.

Japanese bird brushing her teeth.

>>7007435

>Best personality.
>Best backstory.
>Best character design.

What's not to like?

>>7007431
Lyrica Prismriver.

marisa is one of the best IT'S EZ!

>>7007446
:P

>>7007443
>Best personality.
A rough, unfeminine thief who cares nothing for her victims, stealing without so much as an afterthought? No thanks!
>Best backstory.
The immortals are more interesting.
>Best character design.
Her character design IS nice, but not especially so - it's just about the same as every other Touhou.

/jp/ - STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE/General

>>7007460
Marisa is excellent troll material, I must admit.

<--- Best Girl.

>>7007423
No, it's vomit. It's 100% definitely vomit. She is vomiting.

>>7007458

>A rough, unfeminine thief who cares nothing for her victims, stealing without so much as an afterthought? FUCK YEAH!

Fixed for you.

>The immortals are more far less interesting.

Fixed.


>Her character design IS nice, especially so - it's just about better than every other Touhou.

Fixed.

Marisa is... alright. She's my playable character of choice unless Sakuya is available.
That's about all she has going for her.

>>7007476
You're the one in denial.

>>7007483

Don't make me Master Spark you, miscreant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT1B0H1ZHEE
Ever since I discovered this video I really dislike Marisa.
God damnit Marisa one day you will pay for what you have done to Koishi

>>7007485
You can only do one?

If there's only one guy on Gensokyo...

Does that mean he gets laid a lot?

>>7007499
Gensokyo is full of lesbians. Who still managed to reproduce. How? This is Gensokyo, it doesn't matter.

>>7007360
>You're only allowed to like not well known touhous, Okuu and Sanae on /jp/.

fixed for you

>>7007496
Yuuka can only do one and it's inferior to Marisa's master spark.

>>7007490
Did you link the wrong video? Marisa didn't do anything to her there.

/jp/ Touhou Culture.

>>7007485
Face it. Your "ordinary magician" with the "power of love" is nothing but a lie, a pretty little coat of sugar that fails to hide the crap underneath.

Your devotion to this horrible character will undo you, Anon!

>>7007515
Because of her Koishi turned into a dog.That's a massive crime

How can you have a thread titled "Best Touhou Girl" and not have it filled with Aya? So strange~

>>7007524
Your hatred of this wonderful character will undo you, Anon!

So many haters.

>>7007524
So are you her twin sister, the magician of hate, or something? Why so much hate?

>>7007530
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No, that was because of Eirin. That was CLEARLY because of Eirin.

>>7007538
No one hates Marisa.
You're just a faggot overlord.

>>7007542
No.I shall blame Marisa for having a bad influence on Koishi.It was her who brought her to Eientei in the first place

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>>7007353

Finally, a good character getting appreciation. All I see are Sanae threads these days. She's not even that good compared to Marisa.

>>7007539
She...she stole something precious from me.

I can never forgive her!

>>7007559
Because she's a slut.

Why is it that Marisa gets paired with everyone and everything?

>>7007559

Because she makes everything better.

>>7007550
Then you're an idiot. That makes no sense. That's like blaming the driver of that bus you were on a minute ago for you being mugged.

>>7007564
Delusional Marisa lover.

>>7007559
Because she's player 2 and is friends with everybody.

>>7007567

Delusional Marisa hater.

>>7007568
Delusional Marisa lover.

>>7007575

Delusional Marisa hater.

>>7007574
Isn't it ironic when you yourself post a picture of your precious magician with such a hateful, destructive visage?

Delusional Marisa lover. You can do nothing but mirror me in the most empty fashion. Your devotion to your magician has made you little more than one of the many thousand trinkets she keeps carelessly about in her house.

How does it feel, Anon? How does it feel?

>>7007585
You're in no place to talk about hateful visages, anonymous.
Why do you hate her so much, anyway? Did she steal your socks or something?

i see op has a good taste in touhou characters

high five

QUALITY THREAD

>>7007592
Get the fuck out, Marisafriend.
>>7007590
>You're in no place to talk about hateful visages, anonymous.
I don't think you know what a visage is.
>Why do you hate her so much, anyway? Did she steal your socks or something?
Rather, why do you love her so much? My position is the default, rational one, because there IS NOTHING to like about her!

>>7007598
>why do you love her so much
I don't.

And I asked first, anonymous. Don't dodge the question.

>>7007598
>default, rational one,
But you seem to be quite irrational coming into a Marisa spread going on and on about your hate of her. I hate Yuuka but I don't go to Yuuka threads proclaiming my hate of her.

>>7007598

How about you have a nice cup of shut the fuck up and go back to worshipping your slut raven or green-haired whore and stop fagging up a Marisa appreciation thread.

>>7007606
>spread
I'm not sure what I was thinking there, I meant thread.

>>7007592

I love you.

>>7007606
It needs to be spread. People need to come to grips that Marisa is an awful character.
>>7007611
I did answer it. Reading comprehension, you illiterate fuck.
>>7007612
Fuck you.

>>7007620

More like people need to come to grips with the fact that Marisa is the BEST character.

>>7007625
A lying, thieving miscreant, the best character? I think not.

Begun, the Great Marisa Wars have.

>>7007625
>>7007620

>>7007620
Your answer was more or less "because." Sounds to me your hate is as baseless as you say their love is.

>>7007612
>slut raven or green-haired whore
Careful.

>>7007631

That's exactly what makes her unique. She's not your stereotypical MOE MOE doormat kawaii uguu character. She has a backbone and is willing to look out for her own interests.

Sorry if you can't handle a real character. Go back to your K-ON! Faggot.

>>7007636
No, my answer was not "because". Don't simplify my posts just because it's easier for you to twist.

If you want Marisa to be loved by everyone why do you make a thread about her and shove your opinion down our throats?

This isn't a Marisa appreciation thread. It's a terrible "lol who's you're favorite toohoo" thread. You're just grasping at straws.

Also DELUSIONAL MARISA LOVER died on floor 3 of the dungeon and couldn't hack one of my previous characters. Xom burst into laughter.

>>7007640
>unique
Unique? Lying, thieving miscreants have all been done in much better ways, much more likeable ways.

Sorry you can't handle real characters, either.

Stop responding to the trolls, you retards.

>>7007646
>My position is the default, rational one, because there IS NOTHING to like about her!
My mistake. You said you hated her because you don't like her. That's not much better.

>>7007659
Finally, someone with a brain.

>>7007659
Fuck. You're right.
...eh, it's kinda fun.

>>7007663
No, idiot. Let's walk through this. I said, and you quoted, that there IS NOTHING to like about her. IS NOTHING. There are no qualities about her that deserve reverence, not even her work ethic, which could have otherwise been her saving grace. I'm saying there IS NOTHING to like about her. Therefore, she is not to be loved, but reviled. See?

>>7007674

Marisa is a good girl.

>>7007674
Stop treating opinions like facts.
I like her hat. Voila, you're wrong.

>>7007681
Opinions are based on facts - how else would they be formed?

Granted, you and I may not come to the same conclusion, but there you go.

Marisa's hat sucks, by the way. Looks like one of those typical "LET'S OVERSIZE IT TO MAKE IT LOOK CUTE UGUUU~" hats.
>>7007677
Liar.

This may have been titled "Best Touhou Girl", but it was really a Marisa thread in disguise. It's a good thing I, the Marisa Hater, was here to save /jp/ from Marisa's sinister grip.

Fuck it, it's not worth it. Maybe if I actually loved Marisa, but I don't.
You are delusional, hater.

>>7007717
>Maybe if I loved Marisa, but I don't.
Then you are free, my friend, and I have no quarrel with you!

>>7007691

Sanae fan detected.

>>7007738
Actual Sanaefag here.
Don't insult us like that.

Goddamn there a lot of Marisa-men in this thread. Also, I can't believe noone's posted Youmu yet.

(ps. this has both Youmu AND Marisa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Hm0Y2ptn4))

>marissa

>>7007754
youmoe is the softest XD

Marisa is actually a legit name here so if I ever get a daughter I'll give her that name.Not because I like Marisa but because I think it is a pretty name.

Okay seriously now.I'll never have own children but I was thinking about adopting a young girl someday

>>7007754
I came with the force of a thousand suns.

>>7007781
Most countries are pretty strict about singles adopting so I doubt they'll give you one

>>7007754
Youmu-chan kawaii desu!!!!! \(^o^)/

>>7007781
The only acceptable name for /jp/ would be Lola. Or other forms of Dolores.

>>7007803
Blindmute loli guy got one, no reason I shouldn't.
If only. ;_;

>>7007353

:3

>>7007803

Unless it's Thailand.

>>7007970
<|:3

Forgot your hat.

>>7008191

Why, thank you.

Marisa is objectively the best Touhou.

Silly kids, Mokou is the best toho.

Floating around, dressing entirely in tartan, beating people up, and not giving one single fuck.

Marisa is the best touhou, Mokou and Okuu are shit

>>7008289
me on the left

Best Touhou reporting in.
Try to prove she isn't. Hint: you can't.

>>7008351
It's canon that everyone in Gensokyo hates her.

That's a weird way to spell Reimu.

>>7008355
...

Jerk...

>>7008385
In the face of IT'S A YOUKAI'S JOB TO ATTACK HUMANS I'd have a platonic relationship with Aya.

>>7008385

I like Aya.

>>7008419
I almost forgot that you liked Aya.

>>7008355
So what? They're just jealous or something.

My favourites are, in order:
1. Yuka
2. Aya
3. Youmu

Maybe it's the ribbons/ties.

i like Yukari . .

>>7008735

Liar.

I wish I was the best touhou girl

>>7011064

;_;.

Opinions

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>>7011071
>China
If you really liked her you would call her Meiling.

>>7011093
Most don't even know her real name

>>7011099
Bruce Lee?

perfect

>>7011115

Elegance defined.

>>7008248
>>7008307
Nope.

>>7011115

Agreed.

Why did they have to replace her with that slut Sanae?

I want my perfect maid back ;_;.

>>7011137
Sanae is not a slut, she just wants to make many people happy.

>>7011155

>Make many people happy by being a slut.

Sakuya > Sanae.

>>7011158
I don't care if that makes her a slut, she is a good girl at heart, she cares for other people. Unlike Sakuntya who just wants to stab them.

>>7007554

Marisa is too manly for me.

>>7011162

How about I slap your shit?

Sexy black magician

>>7011350
mokoucosplayingasaterribletouhou.png
>>7011833
A crappy picture for a crappy Touhou.

That's not Remilia, OP

A challenger has appeared

What now nigger

Thank you /jp/, you made me dislike Marisa.

Or at least, her fans, they're fucking worse than Sanaefags.

>>7012417
>worse than Sanaefags.
Nothing is worse than the Sanae fanbase.

>>7012417
Aren't you the marisa hater who posted earlier in this thread?