/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Depends, can you make me god at the same time?

DIE MONSTER!

I would have sex with Kyubey at full force in the ass, mouth, and back hole.

Provided you grant my wish of turning all of /jp/ into little girls with silly hats.

>>6977631

Does this involve me pumping magic into little girls?

because I don't think their body would live through it

>>6977636
that's not nice.

There really is an uncanny resemblance between that and the 2chan (?) cat, especially in this picture.

so what the hell is it and why does everyone want it dead all the time

>>6977653
He's the fucking devil, but some people want to rape it.

>>6977642
W-would you really do this for us?
;_;

>>6977642
You're such a great person.

>>6977661

>>6977642
That would suck so bad. One day I wake up and someone turned me into a little girl because I go on /jp/.

>>6977653
He's from the anime Madoka, written by the writer of Fate/Zero and Saya no Uta. He is the "obligatory cute magical girl mascot animal"...and completely amoral, and is probably based on Mephisto, the avatar of Satan in Faust.

Imagine if there was someone with a perpetual =3 (excuse the emoticon) face during all the events of Fate/Zero or Saya no Uta and you get the picture of why many think he is creepy creepy...yet still moe~

>>6977679
How come you don't want to become a little girl??
Are you insane?

Nope, I want to be the counter guardian.

>>6977682
I don't want a fragile little girls body, no thanks. I like my body a lot.

Don't forget if you wish for someone else with QB it might go wrong.
inb4 we turn into little sluts with silly hats

You sure I'm not too old to become one?

If I wished etc. etc. let me fuck him/her/it etc. etc. etc.

Can I be a masked rider? Or a Zeoranger? Or A kaibuto Mask, Or a Guyver instead?

Because that would be badass, You can't be badass and a magical girl at the same time (inb4 nanoha fags)

>>6977692
>inb4 we turn into little sluts with silly hats
I don't think that would be a problem for many of /jp/'s residents.
>>6977699
You're never too old to become a little girl.

>>6977706
>You can't be badass and a magical girl at the same time

sup

>>6977642
I'm in prison. If I turn into a little girl I would be raped to death like Bradherley's Coach.

>>6977706
>nanoha fags

>>6977717
me on the right

Fuck you, /jp/. Fuck you.

I'm going to sleep.

I would give my Soul Gem to Kyouko so she could inflict pain upon me while enjoying her snacks.

>>6977711
>kore wa a piece of shit MC
>badass

>>6977720
Me in this picture.

I'd only become a magical girl if I could look like this guy.

>>6977729
He chainsawed the crazy bitch in the vag, man. How many magical girls do you know that have chainsawed a girl in the vag? One. Ayumu.

>>6977729
>anything from Japan
>badass
Yeah, yeah.

>>6977735

>>6977742

>>6977727
Wouldn't it be wiser to have your Soul Gem absorb the taint on Kyouko's, claiming that since she's more experienced as a magical girl than you, you are expendable and should live as her battery? You'd be her loli sidekick, carrying her snacks and cheering her on/providing support while she defeats witches. But after the battle she'd blush and say that since your Soul Gem is more tainted and she'll be in trouble if you end up dying, you should use the grief seed too. Then she'd share her snacks with you.

Sayaka could've become this, but she turned her down with the most insensitive answer she could've given ("Oh, so your family died because of you and you've been homeless and alone for years? WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE APPLES THEN? I BET YOU STOLE THOSE APPLES. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.") Asshole.

>>6977743
>>6977742
>>6977735
I love Gamble fish as much as the next guy but you could at least get rid of the mangafox tags bro.

Let's Witch!

>>6977760
No. just downloading the image and posting it on /jap/ was enough work for me.

>>6977772
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>6977664
But ofcourse anon, it's what you deserve, right? You're already a little girl on the inside, by some perverse trick of reality the outside just doesn't match.

>>6977679
Anyone who doesn't want to be a little girl shouldn't be on /jp/, surely!