/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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As many as I can.

All of them. Even the ones that would try to kill me.

This one.

>>6972065
You sure you want to do that?

Definitely not Sanae because she's a slut and you can't make a decent friendship with a slut.

>>6972068
Why would I not?

She seems nice enough.

I would befriend Sanae because she is a very sweet girl.

>>6972054
<<As many as you can.

>butthurt marysue maid and miko fags
>>>/v/
>Which Touhou would you befriend?
www.shrinemaiden.org

I would like to befriend Satori.
Talking with someone who you can't lie to and can't hide anything from would be infinitely refreshing for a compulsive liar like me.
Other than her, this
>>6972054

I bet Akyuu would be really easy to befriend. That's not why I would, but it would be a good ratio of effort:return.

I'd befriend a /jp/ anon before that.

　　　　　　　 　∧＿∧　　　┌────────────────
　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ Shameimaru Aya-chan!
　　　　　　　 ＼　　　 ／　　└────────────────
　　　　　　　_／ ＿＿ ＼_
　　　　　　（＿／　　 ＼＿）
　　　　　　　　 　　ｌｌｌ

All of them, including YuugenMagan.

All but especially okuu

The Aki sisters.

>>6972048
Chen.

they are all to cute to pick just one

>>6972048
Sanae seems to be a fun person to discuss /jp/ related hobbies with, but I would choose Reimu and Suika's company before her's.
Their relaxed and carefree attitude make them really great bros.
Satori would be nice too. I rarely speak the truth when talking to people. It would be a nice change not to worry about keeping the consistency of my lies.
Another good one is Patchouli. You would never get bored in Voile. There is always something to read and a knowledgeable person to discuss what you read with.

marisa, moriya-family, komeji-family
afterwards: everyone else

>>6972167

what about china?
She spends all day lounging around a garden with nothing to do.

Chiruno would be easy to manipulate, but also fun, so she would be a pretty good friend.

>>6972167

I keep somehow forgetting that Sanae is an otaku.

Suwako, because she seems like she would be a very interesting person and fun to be around (at least in fanon.)

QUALITY THREAD

Fuck everyone. I'm going to befriend Yuuka. I refuse to be eaten or mutilated, so I would obviously have to kick her ass first, but I would make it happen.

>>6972189
TOUHOU THREAD

Marisa. I could clean her shit in exchange for magic lessons.

The problem would be getting to her house without dying.

Not to mention the whole lazy, messy, antisocial thing. That might get in the way of meeting someone and cleaning their stuff up.

Marisa.

Assuming I would be a regular human, either Kanako or suwako (to beg/persuade to get power like okuu did) or alice (just to learn how to become a youkai, then leave her and make friends with other people)

Other than my waifu folder, I keep folders of Touhou's I would befriend and would like to be in frequent non sexual contact with.

Kaguya, Koishi, Remilia, Mima, and Sakuya are all Touhou's I'd try my best to befriend. Yes I am a masochist.

The Komeijis, Utsuho and Orin, Yuuka, Cirno, and Komachi.
I'd make it happen. I don't know how, planning is for later.

Disgusting secondaries.

>>6972265
When I was 15 I picked up Guilty Gear X from Blockbuster on a whim.
I had no idea what it was other than a fighting game.
I still fantasize about being Johnny's best friend.

>>6972176

Ah, yeah I forgot her. Meiling is probably also fun to hang out with. Nowadays there are little people who know how to just relax, lying in the shade of a tree doing nothing in particular.

Cirnoooo, she's so cute (and Baka), what more can I say?

Mokou, Marisa, and Okuu

Kogasa because we can both cuddle under the umbrella when it rains ♥♥

Well, I'm fairly sure I would befriend Sanae because she IS a slut and then I could have a friend with benefits.

Other than disability benefits for their autism.

>>6972441

What a truly pitiful person you are.

... and even if I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to be enemies with her.

>>6972189
QUALITY AUTISM

I'd make Sanae my little sister.

And then I'd befriend her and bring shame to my family.

bumping a sanae thread

idklol

>>6972597

Yes, Anonymous, yes!

I'd befriend Sanae, because she's a total slut and might pity-fuck me.

>>6977287
but friends do'nt fuck

>>6977287
Only if you are a little girl.
Everybody in Gensokyo is gay after all.

If you really are one even /jp/ might want to be your friend then. No need for Sanae.

>>6977294
they don't?

>>6972597

I must inquire as to what value Sanae has an a little sister. It would be better to have her as your older sister, so you can see her face light up when you ask her for help doing chores.

I dunno. Who needs a friend?

This fine lady, right here.

>>6977328

She's a lady, indeed.

>>6977321
eitherway, it's just about being able to bring shame to your family by making her your girlfriend at ths ame time.

>>6977328
Surprise! It was Aya in crow form!
I guess you're friends now, huh?

I would be part of this family anyday.

No need to shame them, though.

Family is closest in the end anyway.

>>6977342
Nope, if I'd be so disappointed I'd torture Aya for misleading me.

>>6977342

She's my lady.

>>6977365
Oh...

>>6977381
It's not like anyone would want to be friends without benefits with someone as annoying as you anyway. You had that one coming.

>>6977398
>>6977381
>>6977365
>>6977342

>>6977322
here. There you go, I'll be Aya's friend.

I'd be Aya's friend anyday.

It's more of which touhous I wouldn't befriend.
Alice, Reimu, and Yukari. Perhaps Yama but I figure she's a package deal with Komachi who is awesome.

>>6977398
You just described most everybody on /jp/, man.

Just when I thought I had posted enough youtube links for today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAQ4sJZ5IsU

And for Aya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_HVup9oOg

I'm feeling a little giddy right now.

3Dcustom Aya is unbelievably cute.

Actually now that I think about it I might not befriend the ones that would try to eat me. Sure, I'd try, but then they'd try to eat me, and you can't reason with a hungry gal. I'd either die or get saved and be unable to befriend them because I'd be too weak to beat them up and drink tea with them afterwards.

>>6972048

Whichever one can help me become immortal and/or a youkai.

>>6977472

Satori

>>6977472
This one, or maybe yukari. I'd pick okuu and hope the radiation poisoning somehow turns me immortal. Even if I die, I wouldn't mind.

Anyone but Nitori. Assball hoarding freak.

>>6977284
Going somewhere different with her every day.

>>6977321
I want to her her say "Onii-chan." And bringing shame to the family is so much better if she's the younger sister.

>>6977938
>to hear her say

Pardon the mistake. In return, the face Sanae will have when she suggests moving away from everyone that knows us and knows that we're siblings.

Befriend them Nanoha style, with SAMs

>>6977452
anyone with enough common sense would start with someone whos able to give/teach you power.

remilia could be able to turn you immortal, but it could be risky to go to her first
marisa is safe, you won't be bringing any belongings
kanako should be safe if you make it through the mountain
byakuren could be a safespot too if youre able to reach her

I would befriend cloud man and his muslim sister.

>>6977952

Hey, kid... wanna be friends?

Bump for lazy/napping Youmu.

>>6978282

You are a very sad human.

>Guys which touhou would you befriend? I really want to tell everyone that I'm lonely enough to think about these things, since I'm an attention whore, an I also want to say something nice about mai~waifu~ sanae but i'll ask everyone else what they would do as a clever veil. otherwise i'm shitposting.

Go back to shrinemaiden/poolshmer//a/.

>>6981105
>Jab at lonely?

Not sure if normalfag

>>6972048
>02/16/11(Wed)
>>6981105
>02/19/11(Sat)
I guess the weekend has started.

>>6981122
Are you trying to imply this thread is actually good?

>>6981125
No, but look at the way he worded the response with.
>I'm lonely enough to think about these things

>>6981105

Gtfo normalfag.

>>6981105
Oh look, how quaint. A normalfag.

Get out, scum.

marisa because she would protect me

if anyone calls me fat, stupid, lazy, she will just master spark. i wish i could make magic.

TACTICAL NUKE!