/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6968610

How does Tenshi even have that much ecstasy?

cheer up

>>6968631
Please continue posting that image.

>>6968631
whoopsies.

drink up

“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

>>6968643

well that was unexpected

>>6968643
‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

>>6968646

>>6968651
>>6968645
It's like you have never seen this stale copypasta before. Don't be so quick to show that you are new around here.

>>6968656

more like you're pretending you've seen it before so you can fit in, am i right?

With every posting of these Route 66 images, the more tempted I am to visit what's left of it. It'll be like a pilgrimage.

>>6968662

you should visit it for tenshi's sake.

>>6968646
WHAT
Man, it'd eat there.

>>6968659
More like I'm the guy who just posted it, you stupid piece of shit.

>>6968659
No, everyone have seen it, there's no need to pretend. If you've been here for more than one week, you should have seen it too.

>>6968667

why are you so angry? you should calm down and take it easy like the rest of us.

I like the Youmu version more.

>>6968664
Apparently Route 66 runs through Winslow, the city mentioned in The Eagles' song "Take it Easy".

I think I know my calling in life. According to Google Maps I can make it there in 3 hours. I am seriously considering this.

>>6968687

go for it! take a picture at the sign with a corndog in your mouth.

Well I'm standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona and such a fine sight to see, it's a girl my lord! In a flatbed ford, slowing down to take a look at me.