/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would drill the fuck out of that lake. And I would never, ever stop.

The upper class elite are always trying to buy and sell the land that they do not own.

>>6967174

So, you would prefer that the world be turned over to cultists and their false idols instead? I think not.

The future belongs to those with courage.

>>6967087
So you say. But just last season I made a sacrifice to Issaries the Conciliator in order to ensure my success in these endeavours.

>>6967225

No, within six months.

>>6967212
Don't speak of false idols when you worship pieces of paper. If you respect the land you don't cut it up and cover it over.

>>6967087
I have a feeling the Hakurei shrine founder was shrewd enough to secure mines and minerals rights to all of Gensokyo.

The negotiations with SDM will be merely for the amount of compensation for surface access.

I wonder who's on the Gensokyan ERCB, though?

>>6967239

Resources exist to be exploited. Raw materials are of no use to anyone left to their own devices, it is mankind's destiny to sublimate nature's bounty into something grander.

>>6967260

Go back to Planet, Ubuntu Morgan.

>>6967267

Curses.

>>6967257

What would they do with minerals? They haven't even invented gunpowder.

Yukari can just gap minerals out of the ground, there is no need for mining. Sorry OP.

>>6967329

You seem to be under the impression that annoying old woman uses her abilities for anything other than mischief.

>>6967329
Do you think she's interested in doing that for every sap who asks her?

Just because it's structurally possible to solve everything with "innate manipulation" powers doesn't mean it's feasible.

>>6967342

This world has no need for a monster who would refuse an order from a human.

>>6967369
That's just like, your opinion, man.

>>6967267
>>6967278
Also my names Nwabudike.

It's only printed in 100 foot letters on every building at Morgan Industries. Fucking hiveaboos, I don't even know why I come to this board considering I could literally be fucking hookers made of diamonds.

Actually, fuck this I'm gonna go fuck some hookers made of diamonds.

>>6967385

You're pretty gutsy.

>>6967433

The University called, they say that isn't actually possible. Also, they, like, have spaceships that you can bone now.

Crazy world, huh?

>>6967445
Isn't possible? That's what they said when I wanted a blowjob from a black hole. Well 17 planetyears and 30 billion energy credits later, guess which faction unlocked the secrets of singularity mechanics first?

Here's a hint: I had to have my dick despaghettified by the research hospital (god damn has that thing proved vital to my dick's survival).

Totally worth it.

>>6967461

If you're so advanced, why don't you have awesome sunglasses like Provost Zakharov?

>>6967492
You think Zakharov knows anything about fashion?

Really? Zakharov?

REALLY?

You know why his glasses are two different colors? I'll tell you why. Zakharov was too damn lazy to switch safety goggles when working with red and green lasers, so he just cut two of them in half, taped them together, and closed one eye whenever he had to work on the arrays.

Any why does he still wear them now, some 350 years later? Because the man is completely fucking autistic and would rather spend 5 days repairing his old glasses than buying some fucking new ones. Did you also know he still wears the SAME labcoat he brought all the way from Russia?

EARTH RUSSIA.

Yeah anyway, to answer your question I had my eyes replaced with robot eyes like, 100 years ago so I could look through the shirts of all the female interns.

It's good to be the CEO.

>>6967550

Well, it would be sort of ridiculous if he had a lab-coat from Mars Russia.

>>6967550
>EARTH RUSSIA.
Oh no, not Earth Russia!

>>6967550

But that also means that you gotta look through the skirt of that Miriam lady. Santiago is always fun, but that American chick?

>>6967597
What kind of CEO would I be if I couldn't endure such a trifling inconvenience to oversee the bounteous mounds of Deirdre at council meetings?

Not CEO fucking Morgan that's for damn sure.

By the by, Miriam herself is hideous, but the Believers have some hot fucking acolytes. And let me tell you something about Believing women, they act all prim and proper in public, but once they get into it they're freakier than a Gaian hopped up on fungus.

Also, all dem Believing bitches go wild for the CEO. Hell, all bitches EVERYWHERE go wild for the CEO.

God damn do I love being me. I gotta tell you if I wasn't so god damn amazing I'd feel guilty for spending 10 million credits building a solid planetpearl statue of myself instead of building a new air purifier for the lower city. But since I am so great, my conscience remains clear. As clear as the shirts on my Deirdre is to my radical bionic eye.

>>6967640

You did the nasty with Diedre?

Hate to tell ya, Mogul man, but even the nanohospitals aren't going to be able to cure whatever she gave you.

>>6967653
That's what you think, but then again you aren't CEO.

Hell, you're not even middle management.

Let me tell you the difference between me and you. You post on an anonymous imageboard because you having nothing better to do with your pathetic, low net worth life. I post on an anonymous imageboard because I can do whatever I want and it amuses me that 5 men died transporting my solid gold megaputer to the research hospital so I could use to to troll Hiveaboos and Unifags while recovering from planetaids.

The other difference is that I don't have a small penis.

>>6967694

Uh huh. Uh huh. Also, hows that Lal guy getting along? Y'know, with his wife and kids and family?

Also, I hear Sheng Ji-Yang has the biggest harem right now.

Aki Zeta-Five doesn't like sex anymore because Morgan sucked at bed.