/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Gensokyo thread.

>oh look I'm gonna kill myself everyone pay attention to me
either do it or shut up about it

>>6858595
at least reply to question, Its my method; no guns/buildings/train

will have note "brb, gensokyo ;_;" so maybe some news station will show it.

I think I'll resort to train since there's tracks nearby and laying on them feels kinda relaxing. But I should do it drunk. Don't know any poisons. Something that creates lots of carbon monoxide would be good I suppose.

Also "brb, Gensokyo" note is a must. Though no need to go there before meeting some bros around the world! And not one of you will do it before adventuring a bit. Or I will kick your dead ass back to life.

>>6858607
Then Americans will think Touhou is a secret suicide cult, then they will investigate and find there's hundreds of thousands of members in Japan under the command of Great Lord ZUN, which will solve Japan's suicide cases.

Meanwhile, after the news are spread all over the internet, people will think /jp/ as a sick, repugnant board for mass suicide meetings and leave the board alone.

Erm I mean, don't kill yourself OP.

>>6858610
I have no luck: I don't have trains in my region, and it usually doesn't work unless you are from japan.

You want to kill yourself, go ahead. Just don't bring the rest of us into it with some shitty note about Gensokyo.

>>6858623

>>6858618
>cult

Come to think of it, ZUN does call himself Hakurei Priest...

>>6858571
the poisons are based on personal lubricants like KY jelly. When mixed with citric acid(from lemon juice), they form an almost sweet, almost alcoholic gas that will slowly kill you. Painlessly.

Though if you get it wrong and you use the wrong ratios, you'll die fast and painfully, which is why many neets and the people who happen to catch them in the act, end up in the hospital.

>>6858646
That's cause he's an eternal being and God of the Hakurei Shrine assigned with the task of impregnating every descendant in order to keep the Hakurei line going.

Hence why all the Hakureis are omnipotent half-gods.

>>6858657
The Hakurei shrine maidens are not bound by blood though. It's not a bloodline.

>>6858665
[citation needed]

Bleach and certain Japanese brands of "sit in warm chemical-laden water in your teh bathtub and relax in there"-type bath products.

Basically similar to people who try gassing themselves by mixing bleach and acids. Kind of a dick thing for mean people to suggest to other people on the web, since it's NON-painless and can affect their neighbors/family (as you've no doubt heard since you ask the question).

Board-relevant due to Yume Nicky and Serial Experiments Lain and things like Nevada-tan fandom, but in general "bawwson" threads are no longer welcome on 4chan (deal with it).

i was going to say go with the bleach ammonia combo but chlorine hurts as it kills

there's always the a.s.h methods faq
http://www.depressed.net/suicide/suicidefaq.txt

there's another version that had a lot of interesting information and wasn't just a list like the above but i can't find it anymore

>>6858690
i think this is the other one i was thinking of
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/suicideguide.htm

>>6858690
>www dot depressed dot net link
bawwson.jpg

>>6858681
>>6858652

Ok! thanks for good replies. So I still have to find out what to mix (exact names) ;_;
But there was also something they were adding to drinks or meals... I did hope it would be something easy to prepare since you can eat and go sleep. But really thanks and I hope its not bawww thread!

You will not go to Gensokyo.
When you die you become a corpse.

>>6858701
what can i say
alt.suicide.holiday and church of euthanasia guys don't play around

>>6858702
Oh the meal thing? You ferment some special stuff to make a special bacterial toxin that will kill almost instantly. It's a long process, but I hear it's worth it, supposed to be quick and painless if you get it right. Will have to post the instructions tomorrow. As I said, it's a long process.

>>6858711
I don't mind... Waiting warmly for it with F5! Really thanks.

>>6858709
You want to suck my dick?

>>6858571
You are all sick! Go to a psychiatrist or something.

>>6858727
baby first troll

>>6858721
dammit can't you be patient? Ok, ok I'll tell you how to do it.

First slice up some cabbage, broccoli, and cucumbers up very finely. IMPORTANT: do not wash them before this step or you will fail! The bacteria you want grows on these plants. Works especially well in the US, where farms don't follow strict sanitation measures.

Add salt and vinegar and put in a pot that you can seal up. The idea is to keep as much oxygen out, as this harms the bacteria you want.(it's anaerobic) If possible use an oxygen absorber from a beef jerky pack, but don't let it touch the broth. Let the mixture ferment for 2 days at room temperature. Then move it to the fridge and leave it there for a month. Consume with food, death should be quick and painless. Also make sure you don't have slime or mold, in which case you're growing the wrong stuff and you'll just get sick.

>>6858765
LOL. I have had this, It's good,

>>6858765
Kimmichi!

>>6858779
>>6858784
exactly. 100% guaranteed to kill any japanese person.

>>6858791
What about Korean suicide methods then?

>>6858804

>>6858818
The bane of all south koreans.

>>6858711
Ok! I will wait then.

wow, nighttime /jp/ has an attitude

thats_real_fuckin_neato.jpg

I'll be the one to be a pussy and say 'Don't do it, anon'

>08.04
>18.53
What's with you and bumping your bookmarked shit threads from oblivion?

>>6860791
What's with you acting like a princess, but forgetting to sage?

It's the same guy making these threads. It has the same godawful punctuation, spelling, and grammar that gives me suicidal thoughts every fucking time I witness it.

For fucks sakes, it's been at LEAST two goddamn months in a row that you've been posting shitty gensokyo portal threads. You could've been inhaling enough bleach to die by now!

>>6860818
Don't you have a goddamn clue about nokosage, retard?

>>6860835
>nokosage

>>6860845
Cirno totally could defeat Marisa if she trained more. She almost won in GFW!

>>6860787
This thread was at least on 10th page. Now, because you bumped it, it will be shit-posted with "dont do it;_;" and "gensokyo portalsXD".

>>6860829
you seem to be full of mad.

>>6858711
Anonymous ! Its tomorrow, time to deliver!